Kensington of the North, The UK’s Milan and England’s Barcelona are just some of the names used to describe this up-and-coming former textile town in West Yorkshire. Personally I prefer scally riddled shit-tip. True, the bourgeoisie glory of parts of the city centre is a sight to behold, however this is a cruel aberration. Just a bricks throw from Harvey Nicks and Louis Vuitton lies an altogether much darker side. Designer chic gives way to Kappa shite. Aston Martins are replaced by souped-up Novas and bulldog-faced fat slags and their smack-head boyfriends replace the long-limbed beautiful people of the cities Milanese arcades. If ever there was a case of a sows ear masquerading as a silk purse, it’s Leeds. Underneath all the rhetoric and the snooty bars, Leeds is chavscum central. Dare to venture into the city centre after dark and you get to see the real Leeds in it’s awful, head-stomping, blood stained glory. Inebriated fat whores, eff and blind their way from trashy bar to trashy bar, while rodent-faced arsewipes hurl obscenities at couples leaving the numerous swish restaurants. Amidst all the mayhem, dozens of crackheads hide in darkened alleyways waiting to pounce jack-the-ripper like on unsuspecting revellers. A night-out in Leeds is truly a must for those case studying gratuitous violence and depraved sexual conduct. Come daybreak after all the older chavs have smashed and vomited their way home, the younger breed of chavs venture out. The delightful neighbourhoods of Beeston, East End Park and Gipton are the perfect locations to see these particularly vile specimens. Twelve year old trollops resplendent in their Lizzy Duke earrings and Mr T chains, stuff Gregs pasties into their offsprings chocolate covered mouths. Meanwhile demonic gangs of stick wielding hooded scumbags prowl the streets looking for old folk and students to rob and throw in the nearest canal. Yes, Leeds has a unique and altogether more terrifying mutation on the urban chav, the psycho chav, and be warned, these can be female as well as male, although I use the term ‘female’ rather loosely. Bump into these c*nts and you’d better be able to fight like a Rottweiler with trapped knackers or run like cheetah with a banger up it’s arse. Damien from The Omen has nothing on these arseholes.
I laughed so hard I gave myself a hernia! You have got it spot on. Well said that man!
This is sopt on my friend. Good job. I would also like to add the Belle Isle and Middleton areas what are needed to be avoided. Everyone born in 1989 or later are all scallies or a couple arent. Wait a couple of years it will be impossible to set out my door
all this and more from a city that brought us stoggies bar the name says it all. how i dont miss it and yet i yern for the fat cat cafe
im from bramley u faggot n im a so called chav. u cum down onto the broadlea area n u lookin to get fucked up. i wont lie but dont say we have a character flaw. we all fucking hooligans n well fuck u up
lol yes chavvi. im a so called chav from Bramley n u right, they dont no shit. slatin us down but cry wen we fuk em up n rob em. lol. casa locos 4 life. b-line wobblaz
I am defiantely going to Leeds university coz its great! Leeds is great and everywhere around Leeds is ace! Leeds people born and bred people (inc chavs) will always protect this fine city- u ask anione like me- what is the best hing about Leeds, and they wont jus b able to stick to one thing!
The atmosphereis amazing- the fighting and drugtaking happens everywhere- it maybe a little worse in Leeds- but thas all the fun! U dnt wanna live in a boring little country town!
Leeds has everything you could eva want! I love the chavs here and maybe me and ma crew (a.k.a Morley Maffia) av bin called chavs and i am honoured by this!
Chavs av respect for other chavs and for people hu dnt mind them being around- bt wen it comes to stuck up bastards like u- chavs love to tek da piss!
IN A BIT!
i agree Leanne i love Leeds way,way better than when i lived in Hull i live out at Old Farnley but still go into Armley and the town to shop sometimes,market is still one of the best.
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yes nats nice to no that u supportin all the crews in are town centre nuff respect to ya for tht im sharpy u mite ov herd ov me i dunno from ltc that is no longer about now but still see alot ov boyz in town like tyrone dobs and nikleye dobby n rest ov poeple chill anyway inabit
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No mention of Oakwood? Loads of scallies congregate around the Clock.
The Loiners on here trying to argue Leeds’ case that it’s not full of chavs aren’t doing the city any favours by saying “cum down onto the broadlea area n u lookin to get fucked up”.
Im from Leeds, and you got it almost spot on. The City Centre is a wonderful place, especially for shopping and architecture. But go into the suburbs to the east like East End Park, Gipton, Halton Moor and Chapeltown and it’s a completely different story. Same for the suburbs of south Leeds, Beeston, Middleton, Belle Isle, Holbeck etc.
BUT despite all of these bad places, there is glimmers of hope in most of north Leeds, and towns further away from the centre like Rothwell, Garforth, Otley, Wetherby, Ikley etc.
What annoys me about your nonsensical diatribe, straw men aside (and I doubt you have the wit to understand that), is that it could apply to ANYWHERE. Not just in the UK, but literally anywhere in the so-called developed world. Everywhere you go is ‘tainted’ by ‘chavs’; they are a very important part of our culture, and without them, we would never win any war. They are the grist to the mill that made our country what it is. We need them, when blood and souls need to be ground into pieces at the front, whenever it gets genuinely bad. You don’t know anything about actual conflict. Nothing about war. In the meanwhile, you should celebrate these ‘morons’.
Their fathers’ and their grandfathers’ deaths gave you the right to deride them, at all.
When it comes down to it, you’d just roll over and let any aggressor fuck you in the ass. You’ll be glad of that burly uncultured fucker who is your neighbour – but that you insist on labeling a ‘chav’ – when he saves you from such indignities.
The fact that you are scared of your ACTUAL allies during peace-time? That really is your fucking problem. Grow up. It could be a LOT worse, and may well be, within our lifetimes. Then mouthy weaklings like you will grow to love the ‘chavs’. Then, as they always have, the chavs will pull you and yours arses out of the fire.
And it’ll still only be ten years after that you’ll be looking down your noses at them. Cunt.
In short: everything that you deride in them? Is exactly what you are doing in writing this.
WAHHHHH!
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SOME PEOPLE DON’T LIVE LIKE I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THEY MUST BE DEPLORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For FUCK’S sake. Get a damn grip.
come from london or something ? wat a cunt .
wat about the rest of the words so called cosmopoitan cities NEW YORK LONDON LIVERPOOL EVEN L A THEY ALL HAVE SHITTY SUBERBS..
THERE DEMOLISHING A SHITHOLE TO BUID THE OYMPICS ARENT THEY???????
The comments on this page paint a sad reality. Fuckwit imbeciles “hoo fink thr kewl cos thy tlk lk dis m8″. God help us all. Shitholes like Broadleas are good for one thing; bulldozing. Pikey scumbags and their biatches bleeding the state dry and breeding like rabbits to produce the scumbags of tomorrow. Oh well, we need someone to flip our burgers I suppose.
one thing this shows the very intellegent people of bramley stanningly and armley. i was once a “chav” but since i have matured n become a dad to my daughter and yes everything was spot on and all them chavs who disagree well we aint slagging leeds down just being honest. i hate the fairfield estate and also the broadleas complete shit holes they make basra look like roundhay park. please beware alot of places have chavs but one day they may grow and realise ” oh, maybe we are socially rejected for being intimidating” well no matter the youth dont understand the severity of the problems in this world and before anyone comments i have lived in leeds all my life so i know exactly what im on about and any comments of ” ill fuck you up” i would love to see you try!
I’m 13, and I live in Tingley near Leeds. Whenever I’ve been into Leeds, in certain areas, I feel more at threat than others. In the centre, its fine. Also, my Grandparents live in Bell Isle. The thing with Bell Isle is there are small areas that are trouble free, and lovely. My grandparents live in a cul de sac like this. But then theres other places where you feel intimidated!
The other people trying to argue Leeds case, are quite honestly failing. Your not making Leeds seem any better threating to “fuck u up”!
Oh, and I rofl’ed at Henrys comment =
“Oh well, we need someone to flip our burgers I suppose.”
I think this is well funny, i’m from eastend park area and lived here all my life and the area is not a shit hole maybe richmond hill has gone down hill.
Yes many young people are chav’s its a stage in life people go through and also many children go this way as either they have had no support from there family etc and left to defend for there self and in the long run have met simular people like there selfs who have accepted them for them not like the upper class people who look down on less unfortunate people.
Eastend park was where the irish community lived has again the english wouldnt accept them into there communtiy and they built up this area with there own hands.
Because eastend park is a small community you are guaranteed that most people know someone or the next etc in this area making it safe for the people who live here.
I am proud to live here and have a successful career which ive gain from reality and i work up north leeds the upper class area and have to say many young children up that area apart from holt park have no independance or comon sense how to survive on there own.
Every area has troubled teenagers whether its cookridge eastend park bramley where ever, but everyone has a purpose in life!
To be honest I don’t know wtf that guy (Mark) is going on about war for. Unless you’ve lived in a proper rough area you don’t know how disgusting chav culture can actually be.
Leeds isn’t that bad for scals, you wanna try some areas of Liverpool lad, then you’ll be telling a different story.
Either way, it’s not acceptable to go round beating people up and shouting abusive comments for no reason.
Oh dear
“fuck you up” ???? What a set of dildos… yes dildos. It is obvious that the “children” that write these comments need to do a lot of growing up. If you are not children, then I bet you are on benifits and have no desire to ever work in your shitty little lives and you want to sponge of the state to pay for your crappy chav lifetyle. oh no…. are you going to “fuck me up”? Its time you people grew up, don’t you understand how much you show yourselves up? I feel very sorry for anyone who is in this position, but you only have yourselves to blame. I suppose your comment to this will be “Am gonna stab him init”. Need I say anymore. Get a job, grow up and be a responsible adult like most “normal” people are.
Oh and by the way. I grew up in a council house on a very rough estate before you accuse me of being born with everything handed to me on a plate. But my parents brought me up to be polite and respectful to others. These days kids are not brought up properly. It is getting worse….. TRAMPS breed TRAMPS breed TRAMPS breed TRAMPS etc……
hahahahahahaha i haven’t laughed this much in a long time!!! Ok so maybe this description of Leeds is a little one-sided i mean don’t get me wrong i’ve lived here my whole life and it does some up about 60% of Leeds pretty well, but there are some genuinely nice people and nice places, its just a shame there is so much shit surrounding them! and as for the small irritating little chavs that is so true, they are pathetic excuses for human beings, its sad really because i remember being their age (not so long ago i’m only 18) and i can honestly say i blame my peers for causing all of this because it appears to have gotten worse whilst we were going through the teenage years! i am just glad i have managed to successfully come out the other side without being corrupted by these chavs!
and finally Oh my lord, i just read that “Natzofleeds” comment! I swear i had to read it like 3 times to understand it and get over the vulgar language, seriously im not particularly posh im from Otley but that was just awful language my parents would slap me and probably kick me out if i ever came home talking like that! never thought i’d say it but thank god i have parents with traditional values!!!
Hahahahaha, your going to fuk me up dicked? WHAT! WHAT! braaaap!
Two guesses, the author of that comment either went to intake or west leeds…
or didn’t go to school at all.
I grew up in a family of 6 children, on an extremely rough council estate, and then moved to another rough area in my teens. I went to a rubbish school, and my area was crime-ridden – drugs, crime, violence, etc – and it was so bad that even police tried to avoid the area. I’m now a polite, decent mannerable 26 year old, who would now consider herself intelligent and articulate. I left my rubbish school with top grades, got into college and did well there, and went on to university. I had no money and so stayed living at home to study in my so called ’slum’ area. This did not distract me and I worked hard and left uni with a good grade. I’m now training to be a Lawyer. I’m not some rich snob that grew up with a spoon in my mouth. Nor did I have rich parents to ‘put me through’ university and pay for a private education. My siblings and i didn’t grow up on brand names, like the latest Nike trainers and Adidas hoodies and so on. We were extrelemy poor and grew up WAY below. But do you know what? My parents instilled in us discipline, manners, respect for people, self-respect and ambition. We where taught that education matters, there are consequences for ALL actions, and that this world owes us NOTHING. We were taught that if we wanted something in life, anything, no matter how big or small, we had to work for it. And you know what? All of my mothers older children went on to study and have all become something. The younger ones are on their way. I’m not trying to be smug or anything, but I HATE when people use pathetic excuses like poor upbringings, social status and so on in order to behave like immature ‘chavs’. The thuggery, lack of respect, lack of ambition etc. While it’s true that ’scum’ can bread ’scum’, it still comes down to decency and ambition. Why don’t people instead use their backgrounds as a reason, and motivation for doing better and becoming better people? College doesn’t cost anything. In fact, these days, you get PAID to attend college! Rather than sponge off the state, cause trouble on others, and lead these ‘chavvy’ lifestyles, get an education. You need it. The dreadful language used by some on this site speaks for itself. Parents, you may not be able to afford a posh education – most people can’t. But it doesn’t cost a penny to teach your children respect for themeslves and others, manner, ambiton, pride and so on. I could so easily have given in to the peer pressure and become a so-called ‘chav’, hanging around on street corners drinking, stealing to get hold of branded items but my upbringing enabled me to say NO! I thank my parents. I blame the parents of these thugs. If people can’t bring up a child properly – and no I don’t mean they need to have a lot of money – then they really shouldn’t have them at all. After all, these kids will be the future, and we really don’t need anymore ’scum’.
As for Leeds, it is generally a mixed bag. The affluent areas tend to be really affluent, while the poorer areas (like where I’m from) seem to get poorer. I’m not going to name area names thought becasue EVERY area has it’s good and bad points, every persons experiences differ from the next person, and what seems rough to some will appear good to others. You can’t judge an entire area (especially if you’ve not lived there)as it’s too much of a generalisation. Adel is considered posh. But I know two people who live on neighbouring roads. One complains that his life is absolute hell, whilst the other can’t wait to bring up her family there as its ’so nice’!