Kensington of the North, The UK’s Milan and England’s Barcelona are just some of the names used to describe this up-and-coming former textile town in West Yorkshire. Personally I prefer scally riddled shit-tip. True, the bourgeoisie glory of parts of the city centre is a sight to behold, however this is a cruel aberration. Just a bricks throw from Harvey Nicks and Louis Vuitton lies an altogether much darker side. Designer chic gives way to Kappa shite. Aston Martins are replaced by souped-up Novas and bulldog-faced fat slags and their smack-head boyfriends replace the long-limbed beautiful people of the cities Milanese arcades. If ever there was a case of a sows ear masquerading as a silk purse, it’s Leeds. Underneath all the rhetoric and the snooty bars, Leeds is chavscum central. Dare to venture into the city centre after dark and you get to see the real Leeds in it’s awful, head-stomping, blood stained glory. Inebriated fat whores, eff and blind their way from trashy bar to trashy bar, while rodent-faced arsewipes hurl obscenities at couples leaving the numerous swish restaurants. Amidst all the mayhem, dozens of crackheads hide in darkened alleyways waiting to pounce jack-the-ripper like on unsuspecting revellers. A night-out in Leeds is truly a must for those case studying gratuitous violence and depraved sexual conduct. Come daybreak after all the older chavs have smashed and vomited their way home, the younger breed of chavs venture out. The delightful neighbourhoods of Beeston, East End Park and Gipton are the perfect locations to see these particularly vile specimens. Twelve year old trollops resplendent in their Lizzy Duke earrings and Mr T chains, stuff Gregs pasties into their offsprings chocolate covered mouths. Meanwhile demonic gangs of stick wielding hooded scumbags prowl the streets looking for old folk and students to rob and throw in the nearest canal. Yes, Leeds has a unique and altogether more terrifying mutation on the urban chav, the psycho chav, and be warned, these can be female as well as male, although I use the term ‘female’ rather loosely. Bump into these c*nts and you’d better be able to fight like a Rottweiler with trapped knackers or run like cheetah with a banger up it’s arse. Damien from The Omen has nothing on these arseholes.
one thing this shows the very intellegent people of bramley stanningly and armley. i was once a “chav” but since i have matured n become a dad to my daughter and yes everything was spot on and all them chavs who disagree well we aint slagging leeds down just being honest. i hate the fairfield estate and also the broadleas complete shit holes they make basra look like roundhay park. please beware alot of places have chavs but one day they may grow and realise ” oh, maybe we are socially rejected for being intimidating” well no matter the youth dont understand the severity of the problems in this world and before anyone comments i have lived in leeds all my life so i know exactly what im on about and any comments of ” ill fuck you up” i would love to see you try!
The comments on this page paint a sad reality. Fuckwit imbeciles “hoo fink thr kewl cos thy tlk lk dis m8″. God help us all. Shitholes like Broadleas are good for one thing; bulldozing. Pikey scumbags and their biatches bleeding the state dry and breeding like rabbits to produce the scumbags of tomorrow. Oh well, we need someone to flip our burgers I suppose.
wat about the rest of the words so called cosmopoitan cities NEW YORK LONDON LIVERPOOL EVEN L A THEY ALL HAVE SHITTY SUBERBS..
THERE DEMOLISHING A SHITHOLE TO BUID THE OYMPICS ARENT THEY???????
come from london or something ? wat a cunt .
In short: everything that you deride in them? Is exactly what you are doing in writing this.
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SOME PEOPLE DON’T LIVE LIKE I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THEY MUST BE DEPLORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For FUCK’S sake. Get a damn grip.
What annoys me about your nonsensical diatribe, straw men aside (and I doubt you have the wit to understand that), is that it could apply to ANYWHERE. Not just in the UK, but literally anywhere in the so-called developed world. Everywhere you go is ‘tainted’ by ‘chavs’; they are a very important part of our culture, and without them, we would never win any war. They are the grist to the mill that made our country what it is. We need them, when blood and souls need to be ground into pieces at the front, whenever it gets genuinely bad. You don’t know anything about actual conflict. Nothing about war. In the meanwhile, you should celebrate these ‘morons’.
Their fathers’ and their grandfathers’ deaths gave you the right to deride them, at all.
When it comes down to it, you’d just roll over and let any aggressor fuck you in the ass. You’ll be glad of that burly uncultured fucker who is your neighbour – but that you insist on labeling a ‘chav’ – when he saves you from such indignities.
The fact that you are scared of your ACTUAL allies during peace-time? That really is your fucking problem. Grow up. It could be a LOT worse, and may well be, within our lifetimes. Then mouthy weaklings like you will grow to love the ‘chavs’. Then, as they always have, the chavs will pull you and yours arses out of the fire.
And it’ll still only be ten years after that you’ll be looking down your noses at them. Cunt.
The Loiners on here trying to argue Leeds’ case that it’s not full of chavs aren’t doing the city any favours by saying “cum down onto the broadlea area n u lookin to get fucked up”.
Im from Leeds, and you got it almost spot on. The City Centre is a wonderful place, especially for shopping and architecture. But go into the suburbs to the east like East End Park, Gipton, Halton Moor and Chapeltown and it’s a completely different story. Same for the suburbs of south Leeds, Beeston, Middleton, Belle Isle, Holbeck etc.
BUT despite all of these bad places, there is glimmers of hope in most of north Leeds, and towns further away from the centre like Rothwell, Garforth, Otley, Wetherby, Ikley etc.
No mention of Oakwood? Loads of scallies congregate around the Clock.
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i agree Leanne i love Leeds way,way better than when i lived in Hull i live out at Old Farnley but still go into Armley and the town to shop sometimes,market is still one of the best.
I am defiantely going to Leeds university coz its great! Leeds is great and everywhere around Leeds is ace! Leeds people born and bred people (inc chavs) will always protect this fine city- u ask anione like me- what is the best hing about Leeds, and they wont jus b able to stick to one thing!
The atmosphereis amazing- the fighting and drugtaking happens everywhere- it maybe a little worse in Leeds- but thas all the fun! U dnt wanna live in a boring little country town!
Leeds has everything you could eva want! I love the chavs here and maybe me and ma crew (a.k.a Morley Maffia) av bin called chavs and i am honoured by this!
Chavs av respect for other chavs and for people hu dnt mind them being around- bt wen it comes to stuck up bastards like u- chavs love to tek da piss!
IN A BIT!
lol yes chavvi. im a so called chav from Bramley n u right, they dont no shit. slatin us down but cry wen we fuk em up n rob em. lol. casa locos 4 life. b-line wobblaz
im from bramley u faggot n im a so called chav. u cum down onto the broadlea area n u lookin to get fucked up. i wont lie but dont say we have a character flaw. we all fucking hooligans n well fuck u up
all this and more from a city that brought us stoggies bar the name says it all. how i dont miss it and yet i yern for the fat cat cafe
This is sopt on my friend. Good job. I would also like to add the Belle Isle and Middleton areas what are needed to be avoided. Everyone born in 1989 or later are all scallies or a couple arent. Wait a couple of years it will be impossible to set out my door
I laughed so hard I gave myself a hernia! You have got it spot on. Well said that man!