OH MY f**king GOD!!!! mini shitty little ankle biting chavs & kappa slappers as far as the eye can see! if they are not in garston speeding around the drive thru in one of the most sorry looking mcdonalds you will ever step foot in, they are gathering by the masses outside guess where….yes mc sodding donalds outside the harlequin in watfords high street. It festers with the creepy crawley mini chavs and wiggas (deary me soooooo many wiggas!!) which constantly make unwanted, pointless & stupid remarks & just generally making life for us normal watford dwellers really shamefully shit! i have to say i am embaressd to even live nearby, 1ce more i cant escape the enoying little cunts as the chav population is starting to swarm my quite little village Bricket wood!!! i say us norms band together & fight back, gather them up & lets commit a bit of mass genocide!!
watford chav grooming & fashion:
i must say out of all the chavs, the watford chav trys hardest to merge with its civilised bretherin (bredgewin),although they all dress the same still right down to the same f**king hairstyle! shopping only in sport shops for their “aeeh ffawce wunz” or pearly white k-swiss, the watford chav shops in the more boutique-like monserrat, stocking brands such as voi, guide, fcuk and for the more uper class chav evisu, iceberg, moschino etc. the watford chav also indulges in a little literature across their chests, most found in river island or topman eg ‘suck medic’….. clever, and then there is always fcuk, the louting chav’s favourite expression of wit.
it is well known that all chavs rush to “ego” barbers to get there off center mo-hawk type shitty thing & zig zag lines cut into their head, the more daring amongst them will dye the mo-hawk blonde or bright red. Although it is economically cheap to be a chav, it seems in watford they are more than willing to make the leap to ‘bovvy market’ to spend thier stolen pension money and splash out on all the von dutch and burberry and drum n bass tape collections their hearts desire.
Chav Education: to learn to be the quintessential chav u hav first to put in some time at West Herts college. they end up here after a failed attempt in school and still have the desire to go on (dont know why). popular choices find young mum chavettes extending their ‘talents’ ironically to childcare or leisure and tourism.
summary:
In all it is easy to see how watford typifies chav; seeing as even the welsh nomads goldie lookin chain chose watford as the backdrop for thier spoof video to ‘guns dont kill people rappas do’
I lived in Watford in the late 80s and used to work just up the road at Leavesdon Mental hospital,it was mainly full of Watford residents,and we had a bloke there called Ian Gregory,ha ha he was f**king nuts,one day I came walking through one of the locked wards and there was Ian,pretending to be a airplane with his arms sticking out running around making zooming noises,”Im flying to America”he said,oh he was so funny.About 2 hours later I came back and this time he was on the floor with his arms stretched out keeping still.I said what are you doing now Ian?he says “Ive just landed in America”Oh he was funny, then I sees another inmate hiding under his bed masterbating furiously.I said and what are you doing under there?He says “dont tell Ian,but Im f**king his wife while hes in America”.Ha ha ha ha ohh that all ways makes me larf.
Ian gregory hes a builder lives in north watford,dont let him near your roof hel f**k it up,gos round charging old people thousands just to change a tile,marches them to the cash machine,takes their pensions…..barstard
No hes not you muppet hes a roofer,but your right I wouldnt let him near my roof not after I found out what he did to the bloke down the road from me,poor old bloke blind as well as old,took all his dough,cleaned him out he did,even pushed him to the cash machine in his wheel chairs the barstard.No stay well clear mate,bloody BNP see thats what it all boils down to,onece the cancer sets in they start thinking their better than everyone else,might is right and all that,the law of the jungle.No stay claer mate……stay well clear of him.
…stay well clear
I quiet like Walford,theres always something happening,you can always go to the Queen Vick and have a good old drink with the locals,its a shame Peggy the landladys not there anymore thow,her son Phill thinks hes well ard,f**king crack head,if I was Peggy Id disown him the f**king scum,nowonder shes left.I got off with Heather at the weekend,big fat bird,fart and giv us a clue type,nearly suffocated me he did,fell asleep while was sitting on me face.
I live next to the day centre for the homeless in Whippendale road,my life is hell,its run by a load of nutters always spouting off the bible,place is called the HAVEN,drug haven more like,hardy anyone who uses the place is homeless,its full of scrounging junkies and winos who turn up every day for free soup and sarnies,pissing and shiting all over the place,shouting and screaming.The people running the place will believe anything theses vermin says,”oh little Jimmy have you spent all your dole money on drugs again?never mind you poor little thing come in and have some hot soup,save you buying it,wel support you till youve begged enough money up for another can of phycho juice…..there there.Whole place is run by pathetic old ladies with to much money and time on their wrinkly hands,the god squad.There not religious enough to build a f**king eyesaw in their own street,oh no,build it next to some other poor c**t.When I complain to them,all I get is some wrinkly dieve soppy women who spouts off bible bullshit,”God loves us all”realy well he oveously doesnt love me very much to dump a load of pissed up druggys on my doorstep,f**king workshy scum,if they stopped feeding them and giving them clothes etc theyd have to go get a job……cant do that thow otherwise what are all the religous nutters gonna do,have to go to bingo.
I know what you mean Daddy,I worked there for free doing volunteering 3 days a week,I left in disgust after a week,half the people wernt homeless,just scroungers that have been going there for years and years poncing clothes and food and other stuff people had donated thinking its going to a good cause.The people running it are typical religous idiots,soppy twits sums them up.You wont get any sence out of the staff they just spew out medievel religous bullshit,Im a homosexual and they told me I was a evil pervert and I would burn in hell.They said they wanted to pray over me to remove the devil that they were convinced was inside me,one old lady said she wanted to take me all the way to Rome to see a exhorcist,said the charity would foot the bill for the hotel and airfare etc.They have a community home in Rickmansworth road,and every morning at 4 am all the residents have to get up and have a freezing cold shower then chant and pray for forgivness from god for being alcoholics and drug addicts,then they serve them porrige,thats all they get,where all the money goes that people donate I dont know,but the staff all live in luxury houses and drive brand new expencive cars,makes you think doesnt it?
Im a alcoholic and I stayed with thoses religous nutters at no hope house,never again,never never again……………….not after what they did to me with a broom handle.
Yes I know what you mean,Gods oviously a very disturbed individual desperatly in need some sort of counciling.If your listening God you dont fool me your not well,look at all the nasty things youve done,dont give us the old “its in Gods big plan”bullshit,we get enough of that from your religeous nutters down here in the real world.Look what you did to Tommy Cooper for instance,he made everyone laugh but you couldnt handle that could you?couldnt becouse he was getting all the laughs and attention and youve got no sence of humour,so what did you do?Ill tell you what,you MURDERED him,couldnt even wait till he finshed his show,MURDERED him live on Tv half way through his act,you cruel twisted bastard.He was only on for half an hour and you couldnt even wait another ten minutes,I was only 5 at the time,sitting there in my Rupert the bear jimjams,watching in black and white,I had nightmares for years after,I still wet the bed now,I have flashbacks everytime I see a fez.And it wasnt the first time was it?you did the same thing to Sid James,I bet youve killed loads of comedians,your a serial comedian killer,and nobody finds it funny,only you.Kenneth Williams death was suspisous and Tony Handcock.Charles Hawltrey,I bet you MURDERED him becouse he was funny and gay,dont like them do you?or lesbians,or people who turn on light switches on a Sundays,or thows who enjoy a bacon sandwich,the list is endless,you dont like anyone,and thows who are your followers you make fools of.Take my Grandad,he was a good Catholic,had no sence of humour,prayed 12 times a day,13 sometimes,went to church twice on Sundays,gave 30% of his wages to the church,did voluntary work in Africa even thow he hated black people,couldnt meet a nicer man.And what did you do?gave him a heart attack while he was taking a dump,not in his sleep oh no,let everyone find him slumped on the toilet wearing fishnet stockings,his pants around his ankles,and the Racing post in one hand and a slice of Marmite on toast in the other,couldnt even let him finsh eating his breakfast………..you make me sick
I work for New Hope Trust and Im a Christian and we are not “nutters”thank you,we may look and sound realy silly when we pray,as if we are talking to ourselfs,but we are not,we are talking to God.And he listens,you should try it,Jesus will change your life,I prayed for a pair of new shoes,and God heard me,the next day I was walking down Watford high street saw a pair of new shoes just like the ones Id prayed for,and went in the shop and brought them,Im wearing them now so if that isnt proof of a miricle I dont no what is.These lost souls we help at our cult are poor defencless vunerable alcoholics and drug users,we help get them off these evil satanic intoxicants,then we keep on at them about Jesus day after day,filling their heads with the scriptures till eventurly we convert them,and they to end up talking to themselfs,thanking Jesus for excepting them into our little holy flock.Only the power of Jesus can change peoples lives,look what the Pope did one minute he was a ordinary Joe next minute hes in a Pope mobile,wearing a silly hat,telling everyone how to live like a Christian,the Pope knows God personaly,he has a CB radio which he can contact god with at anytime,thats how he found out there was so many perverts in the Catholic church,God told him,cos he put them their in the first place,not a very nice thing to do Ill agree,but long turn child abuse was all in Gods long turn plan he has for us.Im sure if you asked all those little kiddies whos lives were ruined while Jesus stood about and did nothing for years on end theyd agree to.So dont come on here and say we are all some kind of puritan nut jobs,I acturly did it doggy fashion once and left the lights on.Now I make soup,and give out sticky buns to the vunerable,some are mental ill,proof that they are the same as anyone else,me for instance.Remember God loves you,he loves you so much if you dont believe in him hel send you to hell where your be tortured for internity,along with the likes of Hitler and Charles Haultry,all becouse you didnt believe in him and wanted to think for yourself,you selfish barstard.
I realy think you should ask god how to spell properly,your oviously a poor smeller.
Well there you go you see,another Watford nutter,thats what religeon does to a person see?turns em into lunatics,I mean you wouldnt want a brain surgeon operating on ya nut would you if you knew he talked to himself,?no coarse not.I knew a pilot once from Watford seemed quiet normal at first,used to fly the old Concoarde,then I found out he prayed a lot,he was another religeous nutter see?Ive never flown since,dont wont a babbling idiot at the controls do you?,unless your the type who prays yourself.I met Ms Tinklewinkle in a pub once,she seemed normal till she started praying,inbaressing or what,soon took me pint and pork scratchings some place else,nutters the lot of em.I look at it this way,if god was real and so clever why did he give us toenails ay?f**king useless arent they,same as eyes,why didnt he put a set of eyes in the back of yer head?so you can see behind you when your riding your bike?and muggers etc.Any God worth his salt would have done that,same with yer ears,if you didnt have ears you wouldnt have to buy cotton buds.Those people at No Hope Trust want locking up in a mental home,load of nambe pambe soppy twits,best advice I can give anyone if their approached by any religeous people of any faith is to run away as fast as you can,thats what I do,especialy after I got beaten up by a gang of Hari Kristnas last October.Yes their in Watford,got a big massive house Goarge Harrison left up near the M1,more nutters see,lazy barstards,all walking about chanting all day and eating cabbages,any excuse not to get a job,most of em are from South Oxhey,layabouts,ever since the Tories got in and threatened them with jobs and took em off the sick,they all shit em selfs at the thought of doing a days work,so they all joined the Hari Khrisnas.No good,bad eggs the lot of em.
Im from watford.currently Im a patient in Shenley mental hospital,been here for 29 years,I think Traffods a great place to as well as watflord and Susex is good thow I dont like the frills on it,get rid of the frills and it would look a whole lot better,…………jams nice and suger puffs.
Please dont make fun of me I try my best,I am real,of coarse I am Im writing this arent I?I no everythings a mess and I basically f**ked up everything but onece I started making things well I just went a bit crazy and lost all self control.Watford was a disaster from the start what with its one way system, and Hemel Hempsteads even worse worse with it crazy rouderbouts going hither and tither.Im sorry about making you all have to guess if Im real or not but I am,the reason I made the world such a shit place (especialy Peckham and Pitsmoor) becouse basicaly without seeming rude I despise you all,your scum,thats why I made you so youd all suffer from diseases and stuff and your bits drop off,Im horrible realy,with a massive ego,thats why I wont you all to fall down and worship me,its my ego you see?I get headaches from all you idiots praying to me and making fools of yourselfs at Speakers corner every Sunday.I couldnt give a shit what your problems are,so why dont you all just f**k off and leave me alone,with your holy this and holy that you bunch of apes,I should never have let you progress further than the caves.its all gone horribly horribly wrong,and if you think after you die your coming here to live with me, ha ha are you f**k,no f**king chance matey,Im not having you running around heaven touching and fiddling with things and following me about with stupid looks of admiration and singing those soppy songs and stuff,asking me why I gave you herpes and why I let millions of Jews get systematicaly tortured and gassed etc ,oh yes Ill can just see it every fucker having a go at me,everything from why you fell off a ladder to why it hurts so much having babies.Cos Im a total c**t thats why,happy now?now f**k off and get back to kicking each others heads in and blowing each other up,I need entertainment my tellys broken.
Hollywell estate I lived their went out with a awfull bloke in the late 80s called Ian Gregory,he was a builders labourer,what a complete and utter w**ker,he was so mouthy,one of those blokes who will only start a fight if hes with his mates,on his own he was a total tosser.I dumped him when one day I came home early from work and found him in playing with himself dressed in my little sisters school uniform,booted him straight out the door I can tell you the perv.Their all a bit weird on the Hollywell anycase,typical council shit hole with roaming gangs of nobheads,with a couple of shitty pubs not even a park wino would drink in,should be nuked.
Watford used to be ok. No its a dump. I had the “pleasure” to have a night out in Watford. God help me………most of the men were plebs, unable to string a sentence together. dressed up in chav gear. Lack any kind of personality…………….the women .they are all called Lindsey, charlotte or Rebecca……………..big cleavages and tiny skirts……………and no brains…………..lol……
I think most of the good people in Watford tend not to venture out.
You bastard Im not a pleb
nor am I thank you very much
waste man
err, if i were you, i would, “lurn 2 spel propa” instead of using numbers and abbreviations to show how unchav you are. oh, umm… hold the phone.
also, being an ex WHC student, why are you tarring everyone with the same brush? ok, so the “spowts cyans”/ “byoo’ee ferapee”/ “‘air dressin’” lot weren’t the greatest example but us engineers were streaks above that lot.
went on to uni and now work in motorsport, ta very much.
have fun with the biscuit game everyone from the boys school!
xxx
P.S. twatford is still a shithole. so i’m right up there with you on that!
i have the pleasure of my daughter having to live in a scummy shitty town called south oxhey with her chavvy mother who has been pregnant more times than the average rain fall in ireland all but 1 have been aborted! im in a custody battle to bring my daughter down south to a less chavvy pikey area!! where hopefully she will learn good grammer instead of being 21 and wondering how many benefits she can get!! south oxhey is the filth the dirt and the scum of the earth, we should all be praising the people that actually have a job and the girls that dont seed a baby as ‘FURTHER EDUCATION’!
your only saying that cos I dumped you Gregory.
father 4 justice my hairy arse,where was you when I needed you ah par?Ill tell you where…………….on a roof dressed up as Batman thats where………………………you never even sent me a birthday card……………………….Ill never forgive you for that.
SAFE: who wrote this. ive lived in bricket wood for like forever. Bet we know each other.
Yep I no you your him aint ya ay?….aint ya?…………..a?…………..bet you are…………..your him aint ya?…..aint ya a?……………….your him aint ya?…………aint ya a?……………your him form Bricket woods aint ya a?……………………aint ya?………….go on admit it your Im aint ya a?………….bet your Im a?…………….your………………………
your a f**king dick head, not all chavs go to west herts college. Im not a chav and I go there, college is for further education so people going here want to achieve not be chav scum, you dickhead
not necasrally I wont their to do inglish
Im from Bricket Wood too, dont live there at the mo, but every time I come back there has been a population increase of minichavs, pisses me off so much! /grandad mode/ it used top be such a nice quiet place back in the day/ … I think they tend to spill in from Park St. rather than up from Watford??
you need to go suck a lemon,if not your teeth will start to fall out.
do you know any chavs in bricket wood?
wots it to you?
f**k you motherfucker……………………
yeah f**k him till hes black and blue
Yes hes still in the woods,they sectioned him to the mental health dept in Watford hospital last September but could only hold him for 28 days.Hes now back to his old tricks begging at the traffic lights again,makes me laugh thow seeing all his washing hanging on a line between 2 trees and him sitting there mumbling to himself,poor chap.
I know Ian Gregary,hes my lover,were getting married in one of thows civil partnership arrangments at Watford registry office.yes he is a ugly barstard,and yes he is mental,but hes all mine,and you cant have him.
Ha har Ian Gregary ay?I remember him mouthy little bloke,went to Rickmansworth school,looked like a pygmy,funny sort of shaped head,always crying like a baby,starting fights with girls then getting beaten up by them,ha ha,
You dirty bitch take that back!he was my lover,best dam homo f**k Ive ever had in the back of his roofers truck……now youve made me cry