OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! mini shitty little ankle biting chavs & kappa slappers as far as the eye can see! if they are not in garston speeding around the drive thru in one of the most sorry looking mcdonalds you will ever step foot in, they are gathering by the masses outside guess where….yes mc sodding donalds outside the harlequin in watfords high street. It festers with the creepy crawley mini chavs and wiggas (deary me soooooo many wiggas!!) which constantly make unwanted, pointless & stupid remarks & just generally making life for us normal watford dwellers really shamefully shit! i have to say i am embaressd to even live nearby, 1ce more i cant escape the enoying little cunts as the chav population is starting to swarm my quite little village Bricket wood!!! i say us norms band together & fight back, gather them up & lets commit a bit of mass genocide!!
watford chav grooming & fashion:
i must say out of all the chavs, the watford chav trys hardest to merge with its civilised bretherin (bredgewin),although they all dress the same still right down to the same fucking hairstyle! shopping only in sport shops for their “aeeh ffawce wunz” or pearly white k-swiss, the watford chav shops in the more boutique-like monserrat, stocking brands such as voi, guide, fcuk and for the more uper class chav evisu, iceberg, moschino etc. the watford chav also indulges in a little literature across their chests, most found in river island or topman eg ‘suck medic’….. clever, and then there is always fcuk, the louting chav’s favourite expression of wit.
it is well known that all chavs rush to “ego” barbers to get there off center mo-hawk type shitty thing & zig zag lines cut into their head, the more daring amongst them will dye the mo-hawk blonde or bright red. Although it is economically cheap to be a chav, it seems in watford they are more than willing to make the leap to ‘bovvy market’ to spend thier stolen pension money and splash out on all the von dutch and burberry and drum n bass tape collections their hearts desire.
Chav Education: to learn to be the quintessential chav u hav first to put in some time at West Herts college. they end up here after a failed attempt in school and still have the desire to go on (dont know why). popular choices find young mum chavettes extending their ‘talents’ ironically to childcare or leisure and tourism.
summary:
In all it is easy to see how watford typifies chav; seeing as even the welsh nomads goldie lookin chain chose watford as the backdrop for thier spoof video to ‘guns dont kill people rappas do’
Watford used to be ok. No its a dump. I had the “pleasure” to have a night out in Watford. God help me………most of the men were plebs, unable to string a sentence together. dressed up in chav gear. Lack any kind of personality…………….the women .they are all called Lindsey, charlotte or Rebecca……………..big cleavages and tiny skirts……………and no brains…………..lol……
I think most of the good people in Watford tend not to venture out.
waste man
err, if i were you, i would, “lurn 2 spel propa” instead of using numbers and abbreviations to show how unchav you are. oh, umm… hold the phone.
also, being an ex WHC student, why are you tarring everyone with the same brush? ok, so the “spowts cyans”/ “byoo’ee ferapee”/ “‘air dressin’” lot weren’t the greatest example but us engineers were streaks above that lot.
went on to uni and now work in motorsport, ta very much.
have fun with the biscuit game everyone from the boys school!
xxx
P.S. twatford is still a shithole. so i’m right up there with you on that!
i have the pleasure of my daughter having to live in a scummy shitty town called south oxhey with her chavvy mother who has been pregnant more times than the average rain fall in ireland all but 1 have been aborted! im in a custody battle to bring my daughter down south to a less chavvy pikey area!! where hopefully she will learn good grammer instead of being 21 and wondering how many benefits she can get!! south oxhey is the filth the dirt and the scum of the earth, we should all be praising the people that actually have a job and the girls that dont seed a baby as ‘FURTHER EDUCATION’!
SAFE: who wrote this. ive lived in bricket wood for like forever. Bet we know each other.
your a fucking dick head, not all chavs go to west herts college. Im not a chav and I go there, college is for further education so people going here want to achieve not be chav scum, you dickhead
Im from Bricket Wood too, dont live there at the mo, but every time I come back there has been a population increase of minichavs, pisses me off so much! /grandad mode/ it used top be such a nice quiet place back in the day/ … I think they tend to spill in from Park St. rather than up from Watford??
do you know any chavs in bricket wood?