Comments on: watford

By: Mr P Penguin

Mr P Penguin — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 13:14:04 +0000

I lived in Watford in the late 80s and used to work just up the road at Leavesdon Mental hospital,it was mainly full of Watford residents,and we had a bloke there called Ian Gregory,ha ha he was f**king nuts,one day I came walking through one of the locked wards and there was Ian,pretending to be a airplane with his arms sticking out running around making zooming noises,”Im flying to America”he said,oh he was so funny.About 2 hours later I came back and this time he was on the floor with his arms stretched out keeping still.I said what are you doing now Ian?he says “Ive just landed in America”Oh he was funny, then I sees another inmate hiding under his bed masterbating furiously.I said and what are you doing under there?He says “dont tell Ian,but Im f**king his wife while hes in America”.Ha ha ha ha ohh that all ways makes me larf.

By: Mr Yoni

Mr Yoni — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 09:27:49 +0000

…stay well clear

By: Mr Yoni

Mr Yoni — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 09:26:33 +0000

No hes not you muppet hes a roofer,but your right I wouldnt let him near my roof not after I found out what he did to the bloke down the road from me,poor old bloke blind as well as old,took all his dough,cleaned him out he did,even pushed him to the cash machine in his wheel chairs the barstard.No stay well clear mate,bloody BNP see thats what it all boils down to,onece the cancer sets in they start thinking their better than everyone else,might is right and all that,the law of the jungle.No stay claer mate……stay well clear of him.

By: showstopper

showstopper — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 09:51:36 +0000

You dirty bitch take that back!he was my lover,best dam homo f**k Ive ever had in the back of his roofers truck……now youve made me cry

By: Mr Whacker

Mr Whacker — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 13:52:44 +0000

Ian gregory hes a builder lives in north watford,dont let him near your roof hel f**k it up,gos round charging old people thousands just to change a tile,marches them to the cash machine,takes their pensions…..barstard

By: Mr Bishop Basher

Mr Bishop Basher — Tue, 17 May 2011 09:08:58 +0000

Yes I know what you mean,Gods oviously a very disturbed individual desperatly in need some sort of counciling.If your listening God you dont fool me your not well,look at all the nasty things youve done,dont give us the old “its in Gods big plan”bullshit,we get enough of that from your religeous nutters down here in the real world.Look what you did to Tommy Cooper for instance,he made everyone laugh but you couldnt handle that could you?couldnt becouse he was getting all the laughs and attention and youve got no sence of humour,so what did you do?Ill tell you what,you MURDERED him,couldnt even wait till he finshed his show,MURDERED him live on Tv half way through his act,you cruel twisted bastard.He was only on for half an hour and you couldnt even wait another ten minutes,I was only 5 at the time,sitting there in my Rupert the bear jimjams,watching in black and white,I had nightmares for years after,I still wet the bed now,I have flashbacks everytime I see a fez.And it wasnt the first time was it?you did the same thing to Sid James,I bet youve killed loads of comedians,your a serial comedian killer,and nobody finds it funny,only you.Kenneth Williams death was suspisous and Tony Handcock.Charles Hawltrey,I bet you MURDERED him becouse he was funny and gay,dont like them do you?or lesbians,or people who turn on light switches on a Sundays,or thows who enjoy a bacon sandwich,the list is endless,you dont like anyone,and thows who are your followers you make fools of.Take my Grandad,he was a good Catholic,had no sence of humour,prayed 12 times a day,13 sometimes,went to church twice on Sundays,gave 30% of his wages to the church,did voluntary work in Africa even thow he hated black people,couldnt meet a nicer man.And what did you do?gave him a heart attack while he was taking a dump,not in his sleep oh no,let everyone find him slumped on the toilet wearing fishnet stockings,his pants around his ankles,and the Racing post in one hand and a slice of Marmite on toast in the other,couldnt even let him finsh eating his breakfast………..you make me sick

By: God

God — Mon, 16 May 2011 09:08:27 +0000

Please dont make fun of me I try my best,I am real,of coarse I am Im writing this arent I?I no everythings a mess and I basically f**ked up everything but onece I started making things well I just went a bit crazy and lost all self control.Watford was a disaster from the start what with its one way system, and Hemel Hempsteads even worse worse with it crazy rouderbouts going hither and tither.Im sorry about making you all have to guess if Im real or not but I am,the reason I made the world such a shit place (especialy Peckham and Pitsmoor) becouse basicaly without seeming rude I despise you all,your scum,thats why I made you so youd all suffer from diseases and stuff and your bits drop off,Im horrible realy,with a massive ego,thats why I wont you all to fall down and worship me,its my ego you see?I get headaches from all you idiots praying to me and making fools of yourselfs at Speakers corner every Sunday.I couldnt give a shit what your problems are,so why dont you all just f**k off and leave me alone,with your holy this and holy that you bunch of apes,I should never have let you progress further than the caves.its all gone horribly horribly wrong,and if you think after you die your coming here to live with me, ha ha are you f**k,no f**king chance matey,Im not having you running around heaven touching and fiddling with things and following me about with stupid looks of admiration and singing those soppy songs and stuff,asking me why I gave you herpes and why I let millions of Jews get systematicaly tortured and gassed etc ,oh yes Ill can just see it every fucker having a go at me,everything from why you fell off a ladder to why it hurts so much having babies.Cos Im a total c**t thats why,happy now?now f**k off and get back to kicking each others heads in and blowing each other up,I need entertainment my tellys broken.

By: Clue Clutch Clan

Clue Clutch Clan — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 10:05:11 +0000

yeah f**k him till hes black and blue

By: Orealy Oriley

Orealy Oriley — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 10:20:25 +0000

Im from watford.currently Im a patient in Shenley mental hospital,been here for 29 years,I think Traffods a great place to as well as watflord and Susex is good thow I dont like the frills on it,get rid of the frills and it would look a whole lot better,…………jams nice and suger puffs.

By: Tomas Tillbury Tashford

Tomas Tillbury Tashford — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 10:13:49 +0000

Well there you go you see,another Watford nutter,thats what religeon does to a person see?turns em into lunatics,I mean you wouldnt want a brain surgeon operating on ya nut would you if you knew he talked to himself,?no coarse not.I knew a pilot once from Watford seemed quiet normal at first,used to fly the old Concoarde,then I found out he prayed a lot,he was another religeous nutter see?Ive never flown since,dont wont a babbling idiot at the controls do you?,unless your the type who prays yourself.I met Ms Tinklewinkle in a pub once,she seemed normal till she started praying,inbaressing or what,soon took me pint and pork scratchings some place else,nutters the lot of em.I look at it this way,if god was real and so clever why did he give us toenails ay?f**king useless arent they,same as eyes,why didnt he put a set of eyes in the back of yer head?so you can see behind you when your riding your bike?and muggers etc.Any God worth his salt would have done that,same with yer ears,if you didnt have ears you wouldnt have to buy cotton buds.Those people at No Hope Trust want locking up in a mental home,load of nambe pambe soppy twits,best advice I can give anyone if their approached by any religeous people of any faith is to run away as fast as you can,thats what I do,especialy after I got beaten up by a gang of Hari Kristnas last October.Yes their in Watford,got a big massive house Goarge Harrison left up near the M1,more nutters see,lazy barstards,all walking about chanting all day and eating cabbages,any excuse not to get a job,most of em are from South Oxhey,layabouts,ever since the Tories got in and threatened them with jobs and took em off the sick,they all shit em selfs at the thought of doing a days work,so they all joined the Hari Khrisnas.No good,bad eggs the lot of em.