Whitehawk and neighbouring chav-hole Moulsecoomb are the third world areas of Sussex…
There is nothing good that I can say about the ‘Hawkers’. The area is a dive. Hawkers have yet been able to grasp the English language. Instead, everything they say has to end in ‘innit’ or ‘nah, mate’.
The little chav kids think they really are something special, and the parents, well, they are a lost cause. Tattoo’d to the nines, more fat than you could imagine, cheap clothes that smell of cigarettes, body odour and have less intelligence than a concrete slab. They make Waynetta Slob look attractive in comparison.
Crime in this area is high – domestics, robbery, shoplifting, vehicle/violent crime are common. Even though the police try to restore order in the chavvy little area, they are greeted with abuse. With the mere sight of anything police related people look out their windows, come out of their chav council houses, and the little scroats gather round trying to look hard in front of the police.
I had the ‘pleasure’ of working in Whitehawk for one night and was amazed at how idiotic a lot of the kids are. I was approached by a spotty Blazin’ Squad wannabe who called himself ‘the King’. The lad hadn’t even finished school. Twat.
Baseball caps worn in an unfashionable way, Burberry, shell suits, Luis Vuitton, Reebok classics, McKenzie and lots of jewellery are the norm with chavlings. The boys have greasy hair that has been bleached with domestos and the girls have more colours in their hair than a rainbow.
Teenage pregnancy in the ‘Hawk is high. Example: Wayne shags Crystal for a dare one night when they attend a chav party, drinking White Lightning. Wayne boasts that he’s the ‘daddy in town’ for getting laid. Nine months later he is, only he is no longer around to adjust to fatherhood thus leaving Crystal to bring up Courtney/Casey/Bobby/Page/Britney or whatever the poor kid has been named with help from the social.
It’s rare to see a vehicle with four wheels or with valid car tax. If for some strange reason you have to venture into Whitehawk, don’t leave your car unattended. The chavs can sense fresh meat and will take your car or anything within it seconds after you have disappeared.
I could go on, but to sum it up – Whitehawk is a scum filled place, with no hopers who either already are or will end up on the dole.
I’m pleased that I live in Hove, even if it is only a few miles away from the Third World.
UPDATE FROM CHAVTOWNS ADMINWould you believe it? A ‘hawker has contacted me asking for the personal details of Mr E, the user who posted this article. I can only speculate on why she needs this information, to get a lynch mob together perhaps? She has also contacted Sussex Police. What she expects them to do I do not know, is slagging off ‘hawkers a criminal offence? Here is her email and my reply for your delectation!
Dear Chav Towns
I am contacting you to complain about the the item on your website (named above) about the people of the Whitehawk estate in Brighton. This has been drawn to my attention by some young people who have had the item circulated.
Whitehawk is one of the mosr deprived areas in Britain and does suffer from some of the anti-social behaviour described, but publishing this kind of hate filled invective is not the way to make things better. The children in Whitehawk already suffer from prejudice against them because of the estate’s reputation and this article has caused great offence and hurt. It does nothing to help the problems on this estate – in fact could make things worse.
The writer Mr E should be asked to withdraw his comments and apologise for the offence he has caused. If not, he should have the courage of his convictions and publish his real name and contact details.
Cathy XXXXXX
Brighton resident
…and my reply!
Dear Cathy,
Try and picture me giving a shit, why not send your ill informed letter of complaint to the local paper!
Kind Regards
Chavscum Webmaster.
I live in Whitehawk. I moved here from the USA to be with my partner who bought our home 2 years ago after relocating from London. We made our choice because we needed an affordable mortgage because of the financial challenges that come with starting a new family. We thought we could make a difference by being an example and by keeping our yard lovely and taking the time to make our home look warm and inviting. The problem is, nobody else feels that way. The low-life white-trash that live around us toss their garbage onto the street, fight with each other like drugged up savages, allow their dogs to foul the sidewalks with excrement and they decorate the street signs and fences with graffiti. If you say something about their behaviour, they threaten you or your property. The few decent neighbours we have live in fear and hide behind their curtains. Whitehawk is a shit-hole and always will be because the people are shit. As soon as our interior renovations are complete, we will sell and move away and never look back.
U WHO COMMENTED ON 27T NOVEMBER 2004, WE NO WHO U ARE NOT A VERY NICE AREA U LIVE IN IS IT! U THINK HOVE SPECIAL DO YA HOVE IS FULL OF CRACK HEADS AND PEOPLE ON THE DOLL WE AINT SILLY WE NO U GET MORE RENT OF THE SOCIAL FOR LIVING IN A POSHER AREA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I BET U GOT IMMAGRANTS LIVING WITH U TO PAY UR MORTGAGE OH HERE WE GO I BET U ARE ONE CLAIMING HOUSING BENIFIT NOW JOG ON AND KEEP JOGGING CHOW CUNTS
right u posh little twats, whitehawk may b many things but atleast we stick together and when the christmas bus cumes round we collect more than u posh tight fisted cunts all together, thats a fact as said by the argus its self. we may be an estate and it may be full of crime but people round here no dont shit on your own look after ourselfs and no respect. as for ur poxi little cars that are insured anyway, we have nice cars and equipment in the whitehawk, oh and as u stated u may not live far from the hood, U LIVE IN BRIGHTON THE NO1 CAPITAL FOR DRUGS, SO GET A LIFE AND SOME FRIENDS AND U WONT HAVE AS MUCH TIME TO WORRY ABOUT US WILL U MUGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Greenfield, I expect you were expelled from school at an early age, having been diagnosed with ‘ADHD’ and other things, judging by your spelling and sheer lack of intelligence.
The ‘Christmas bus’ probably drives straight past your estate for fear that Father Christmas will get mugged and the reindeer will be taken for a joyride.
I have just moved into the Whitehawk area; the sentiments of the author are not shared by me or my 3 house-mates.
Having grown up in a suburban middle-class area, void of culture and (incidentally) full of privileged and bigoted shits (much like the author of this article) I have nothing but respect for my neighbours and the spirit of community in this area.
Your comments are hateful and only perpetuate the “us and them” culture that plagues our society.
Danny Boy.
Please bare in mind that this article was written over 7 years ago. Granted, the community spirit may have improved, but you have only ‘just’ moved in.
Give it time.
I think you should do a Moulsecoomb page as well, the locals will love that.
To be honest, I do think this article is highly prejudice and to be honest totally uncalled for. Whitehawk mayb have a bad reputation and crime levels may be high, however, it is highly ignorant to generalise the nature of an area due to a minority that live there. I happen to live in ‘chav-hole Moulsecoomb ‘ and personally I love it, my neighbors are friendly, why does it matter what their socio-economic background is? I am currently studying for my degree in nursing, so maybe my personality is more accepting of others than yours, but it takes all sorts to make a world, and we can’t all have the ‘luxury’ of being able born into a families that arent forced to live in underfunded areas (also, having previously studied at King’s College London, I have met many very wealthy people who fix the system to get more money, I think somebody struggling to get a job and stealing something, although still wrong, is far more justifiable don’t you?). Basically, why judge people you don’t know, or could possibly begin to understand, when they themselves have never done anything to you or given you reason to be so spiteful. Your comments are arrogant and unnecessary. Talking like that almost justifies a ‘lynch mob’. As for the email you recieved, it was very polite, and very mature, unlike your response. What you said somebody didnt agree with, and the woman probably wanted the talk to the person who wrote this article which is completely within her right to be honest! Having such little respect and maturity makes you, in my view, alot worste than the people you talk so negativley about.
I gave up reading after the first sentence.
I like it cos theres lots of bums, I like bums you cant go anywhere with out seeing bums in Brighton,Im a bummer a bum bummer,obsessed with bums,hairy bums,great big hairy bums.
you really are a disgusting elitist piece of shit. people like you and your semi-facistic class hate bullshit are the reason i left the u.k. and will never return. f**k you
Thanks for leaving.
I think that Cathy, who asked for you to remove this article is right.
By slagging off an area, not the nicest of areas I admit, you really are making the situation worse, especially if these comments come from a middle-class snob especially one who thinks he is more than is. She did not ask for MrE’s address, she said he should have the balls to print his own name and contact details.
I think you will also find that in Whitehawk, an area in which I have worked, people are proud to be from there and there is a lot of community spirit. Also this ‘estate’ has been let down a lot by the local council. I would ask you one question MrE have you ever tried to change a ‘habit’? probably not.
Yeah well Im not going to remove it,and yes it is me Ive forgot my pass word so now Im non drip custard,and if you dont like it tough,your so immature its beyond human understanding,if you want to fight me meet me at the top of the town by Icelands and wel have it out man to lesbian,(I will be there every monday at 2.15pm unless its raining)
Non Drip Custard, please do not comment on my behalf.
Wow! I’m glad I don’t have you people as neighbours, you have displayed more hate, aggression, vile unpleasantness and intolerance than I have experienced in 5 years of living in Whitehawk.
Summer
Sssshhh.
Moulsecoomb and whitehawk are disgusting areas of east sussex and put Brighton to shame. The chav gangs who only do drugs, crap coke and meow, inbred sleeping with each others girlfriends/boyfriends, burgling there best friends, unemployed with a few babys to every single mother claiming benifits. No dads really taking the role and supporting theor kids just spending there Milk tokens on booze and fags. I have lived in hawk all my life and its a fukin dive. Im moving in a few days. I hope the london borough comes down and takes over. Maby show these twats what having a hard life really does to you.
WHEN U GET TO LONDON, LETS HOPE U DONT GET SHOT BY THE BLACK GANGS UP THERE U IDIOT CHILD, U THINK THE HAWKS BAD U JUST MOVED TO THE GAND CAPITAL OF THE UK TWAT.