Welcome to Worcester, the ancient Chav capital of the Chav infested West Midlands. From the derelict and depressing Angel Place in the centre of town, to the sprawling Council Chav-Estates of Warndon, Brickfields, Ronkswood and Dines Green, this once proud old city now stands as a monument to all that Chav culture embraces.
A visitor arriving at Worcester’s Foregate Street railway station, and heading off in search of cultural stimulation, would soon be in no doubt that this city is now a wilderness of drab mediocrity surpassing even such nearby delights as Droitwich, Redditch, Kidderminster and the Chav utopia of Birmingham.
Right at the centre of Worcester you will find the inevitable Chav temple of McDonalds, and within yards of this are to be found other such culinary sewers as fried chicken outlets, burger bars, kebab houses and baked potato vans.
During the evening and weekend the hordes of Worcester Chavs and Chavettes will congregate around these stinking emporiums of crap stuffing their spotty faces to their hearts content, leaving behind them a mass of rubbish for the pigeons and rats to gorge on.
In the evening however, Worcester comes into it’s own as a Chav hot spot of epic proportions. Chav boozers proliferate in Worcester town centre, The Courtyard, RSVP, Bushwackers and Chicago Rock to name but a few. Chicago Rock in particular seems to attract the true hardcore Chav. Situated in an ancient medieval side street it really is a sight to behold to observe the Chavs piling out at midnight, fighting and spewing their way down New Street towards the taxi rank by McDonalds.
For those still standing Worcester has an array of high class Chav night spots, including Tramps, La Mango and Images, although those over 19 years old might feel a little out of place.
Yes, Worcester really has succumbed to Chav rule, a true intellectual and cultural wilderness to match any in England.
LMFAO about sums it up!.. although Chicago rock closed down years ago to be replaced with ‘Sin’ and La-mango is now Velvet lounge!
Images closed down last year due to state of it, which isnt so bad because since tthe dirty fannys.. i mean the lapdancers.. were introduced downstairs it became a shit hole anyway!
spot on about feeling outta place in Tramps mind.. im sure half of them in there aint even old enough to be out without a gaurdian after 8pm!.
Did your social worker read the article for you? Crasbo twat.
“little nerds” ; sounds like something a pathetic, uneducated, council-house tramp would say… P.S you can’t even spell.
u wastes ur only hatein cuz ur all victims
u sad little cunts get sum friends u little nerds
You forgot to mention other newer Chav hotspots in Worcester, which include: Lloyds Bar and Bamboo.
Great review of Worcester.
Chavs certainly do rule the streets of worcester, swaggering round like they own the place; makes you sick!!!!!!!!!