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Chichester or should i dub it s**tchester is slowly but surely becoming the capital of Chav scum in the south.
Be sure to watch your back in this place that time forgot, and everything else seems to have forgot. For the Homious Retardious (chav) likes to hang out basically anywhere wher they can cause trouble. In a word everywhere. One favourite place this modern day delinquent creature likes to inhabit is anywhere that sells tobacco. The little 13 year olds hang around outside asking intelligent people to go buy their products for them. ” Scuze us maaate goooooooo get us some faaagz wouldya mush”. A simple retort of “No” would mean that person would get a barrage of abuse and obliterives not that anyone actually gives a s**t as its all been heard before.
However aside from this they main popular area for the Chav/ Chavette is the Cross. This is the central part of the town in s**tchester and is guaranteed area for trouble should you approach it. Hear they hurl abuse at you and given half the chance try to mug you. The so called ‘ ard nuts have to go in groups of about 10 at least to one person cos they cant handle a back lash!
Unfortunately for myself I moved to this deepest depths of hell town roughly 3 years ago. At this point in time it was to some point actually quite tolerable. I wearing such clothing as Slipknot, Marilyn Manson and Cradle of Filth products could walk through the town with no grief at all. Not now. It feels like walking through a Ghetto.
The usual s**t comes out you know “Greebo” ( would someone mind explaining to be what the f**k thats meant to mean!) “Goth,Satan,Sick” The funniest one I find is “Grunger” they dont realise grunge died with Kurt Cobain ten years ago. Bless their single digit IQs.

If you want my advice avoid this s**t-hole there is plenty more better places to visit.

f**k s**tchester up its stupid arse

5 Responses

  1. Dave T says:

    I think you all need to chill out a little bit…learn to write and stop being so anti-young people. The reason there are a lot of “arrogant” young people who as you say talk down to people is because there a lot of schools in the Chichester area which provide a good education; something which based on your writing I presume you lack. If you don’t like Chichester, then don’t go. It’s probably better off without you.

    • snobbychavhater says:

      Dave T… are we all being ‘anti young people’?

      You consider yourself bright and well educated I presume, judging from your post. Well my friend, let me inform you of this. Arrogance is not a product of a ‘good’ education; it is instead a sign that someone has been poorly educated, as they have not been taught to treat others with respect. Chichester is full of such people, as you admit yourself.

      I wouldn’t be as ready to criticise the education others have received if I were you, given the content of your post. Perhaps you should improve your own education?

      I lived there for a few years and got out. It was the best decision I have ever made; I don’t have to put up any longer with the stupid, ill educated, arrogant, obnoxious, selfish, small minded and malicious arseholes with which Chichester is infested.

  2. snobbychavhater says:

    You’re quite right there Pal. It has an enormous number of arrogant people there, some young, some not so young.

    They aren’t very bright either, and they don’t lioke people who are more intelligent and personable than them; when they meet what they would call an ‘outsider’ who has got a few brain cells more than they have, they despise them and work very hard to make that person’s life a misery. They will bitch, spread malicious gossip, steal from that person and ultimately attack them and their property. The place is a wellspring of petty jealousy.

    They aren’t helped by being continually told that they are better than everyone else because they live in Chichester. Their tiny brains can’t work out that this is a monstrous lie.

    Ah well, better leave them on their own down there, to stew in their own poison.

  3. Pal says:

    There did seem to be a lot of arrogant young people around the pubs and cafes when I was last in Chichester. I guess I’d have to live there to experience the full extent of the scum you speak off.

    Sadly all cities in England have their scum classes, whether they be Chav or not but from what you describe Chichester has a whole new class of scum.

    • snobbychavhater says:

      It has the scum de la scum.

      Posh thick ignorant and arrogant losers, who think they are better than everyone else and who talk down to others, who delude themselves with their unfounded superiority complex and who would not last ten minutes elsewhere among decent people; narrow minded, small minded, shallow, mean scum.

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