This town must be the birhtplace of the Chav!!!
Why??? We have known the “chav” word for ages…decades in fact…..it has always been an insult to be called a chav and many a fight has broken out because of it…….
Hailsham is very near to Eastbourne, but in terms of Chav development…….Hailsham is Light years ahead of anywhere in the area.
A guided tour:_
Chav hangouts:
War Memorial in the centre of town….Any evening of the week you can find the local Chav youth hanging out here. It used to be the place where you could go to get drunk. Very clever the Hailsham Chav’s they just *allegedly* rob the local shop…used to be Spar…right across the road and sit round the memorial getting drunk on the booze they stole.
Leisure Centre/Community centre, yes, the Hailsham chav’s even have the inclination to hang out by the leisure centre. It’s called the Lagoon this is usually a meeting place for the chavettes. Sunday nights are 5 a side football league nights for the chav dads…..we’ve got it all going on in Hailsham.
Local park or Wreck as in Eastbourne…..the summer meeting place of the local youth. You can find them sitting on the merry go round just smoking or getting drunk. Usual place for a shag as well.
Horsebridge wreck…yet another hangout for them, this is for the chavs who live on the other side of town…the so called posher end!
Council offices….very popular of a daytime…they provide customer services for chavs. A must see on the map of Hailsham.
Health centre…for an idea of the extent to which the chavs have intergrated in this town….just stand outside and watch and listen….you will truly be amazed.
Common Pond…..Common being the operative word…..even the ducks wear fake burberry and bling bling……..if you think that’s bad…check out the swans!
Quintins Shopping centre/ St mary’s walk.
These deserve a special note of attention…This is chav haven as far as Hailsham is concerned. You get a chav every 30 seconds here. Chav mums, Chav grans, Chave great grans….Chav generations flock here. The Co-op….chav central of a weekend. In fact the Co-op is *allegedly* run by the chavs! Annabelles the restaurant……more like caff (in my opinion). Well if you can see through the haze of smoke..you’ll find all manner of chavs in there…they come to discuss life on the dole and chavgossip over a fag, full english breakfast, fag, and a cup of tea with a fag. The pound shop and the charity shops are really popular as is the world renowned designer store Quality seconds or QS to you and me…..I’m sure you all know it…the chavs certainly do.
Chav pubs….(Allegedly) The Terminus/The George(*allegedly* sadly burnt by its *alleged* chav owner) The Corn exchange/The Grenadier and another one opposite the Bp garage on south rd….can’t remember the name…these are really popular with the chav’s.
Chav takeaways….Lucky Star is *allegedly* your one stop for chav chinese and chicken and chips.
Kemer kebab….locally famous *allegedly* for the older chav mum’s who want to get a bit more than a kebab late at night!!
Ken’s Fish and Chips….yes, you should see the queues on a Friday night…chav’s come form all around to get their fish and chips here.
Chav Schools
Marshlands (junior school) Education Chav style
Hailsham Community College (ex Battle Rd) 12-18 Chavs
Chav Estates
Town Farm…breeding ground of the Chav
Diplocks….breeding ground of the lesser Chav
THE DUMP……/ PIKEY PARK
This deserves a special mention….this is run by the CHAV MAFIA…you don’t want to mess with them….even their dogs are hard….the Chav Mafia live next door on the Pikey Park…No houses for them…they still prefer the caravan…..Locals know to steer well clear of this area…there’s town chav’s then caravan chav’s..even the town chav’s don’t mess with the caravan ones.
There is an official chav uniform of trackky bottoms and a jumper….adidas is the preferred one. Used to be Nike, but that went out of fashion. The original chav mum uniform of leggings and a jumper with baby in push chair can still be seen on the streets of Hailsahm….sadly this is becoming a rarity nowadays.
Just to let you know……
Hailsham is the Chav cultural centre of the world, because we have had chav’s in this town for 1396….certain family names….(I will not mention on this site )are famous in the town. They are deeply embeded in the town history. They have been here for generations and there are loads of them……Even the police run scared of certain family names……I shit you not.
Hailsham has to be one of the birthplaces of the chav…..
Check out the website
http://www.hailshamtown.co.uk/
Utterly hilarious… thanks for brightening up my morning
I think you should update the chavtext to include the new chav cathedral (Tesco)! Thanks also to the illiterate chavs and chavettes for making me laugh so much!
diplocks rules
I live in Hailsham and on town farm and i find these comments insulting!
My children went to marshlands the so called ‘chav’ school and my eldest has just left school with A +’s, A’s and B’s in her GCSE’s better than some of thier friends in different areas!
Just because someone wears tracksuit bottoms doesn’t make them any lower than anyone else! Some people haven’t got the same income as everyone else and lack of money is nothing to be ashamed of!
your comments are narrowminded, and judgemental of human beings and to be honest that makes you lower than anyone in Hailsham!
Casey…. why bother posting if you clearly can’t spell? Don’t bother.
Hailsham is full of chavs but also some nice people. Chavs can be found and heard 24 hours a day anywhere in the town. I say build a wall and keep them one side while the nice people go the other. The Pikeys are the problem but at least they wallow in their own mess.
thank you for the most ammusing reading. the only sad thing is that other than 1 other person who has left comments on this site is that you all need to go back to school, none of you can spell properly, pronouse words in the correct way, and have very little or no education whats so ever.
yes hailsham has a lot of the traverling community, so what. ninty per cent of the trouble caused
at night is,nt them it,s your off spring. take a long hard look at the way your bringing up your kids,
the way you all act, before you blame the traverling community for every thing, take a real hard long look at yourselfs. i live in and work in hailsham, it,s the so called townies who think there better than everybody else that are the problem. stop poking your noses in to other peoples lives, get on with your own, and stop being sooooooo sad.
I have been looking at your comments and am astonished , you berate ‘chav’s’ yet cannot manage to even speak English yourselves. Does that make you better than them or are you equally as lost uneducated and unaware of how the general public see you? No mans an island.
em yes hailsham is crap but lest we can do what we want with out a copper round every corner can u and chavs r just chavs leave them be there like a indaged species as the skaters r over taking
i ach cant fuckin belive dis janker site..
sort it out.
err pisst me right off.
hailsham kooshty…