This town must be the birhtplace of the Chav!!!
Why??? We have known the “chav” word for ages…decades in fact…..it has always been an insult to be called a chav and many a fight has broken out because of it…….
Hailsham is very near to Eastbourne, but in terms of Chav development…….Hailsham is Light years ahead of anywhere in the area.
A guided tour:_
Chav hangouts:
War Memorial in the centre of town….Any evening of the week you can find the local Chav youth hanging out here. It used to be the place where you could go to get drunk. Very clever the Hailsham Chav’s they just *allegedly* rob the local shop…used to be Spar…right across the road and sit round the memorial getting drunk on the booze they stole.
Leisure Centre/Community centre, yes, the Hailsham chav’s even have the inclination to hang out by the leisure centre. It’s called the Lagoon this is usually a meeting place for the chavettes. Sunday nights are 5 a side football league nights for the chav dads…..we’ve got it all going on in Hailsham.
Local park or Wreck as in Eastbourne…..the summer meeting place of the local youth. You can find them sitting on the merry go round just smoking or getting drunk. Usual place for a shag as well.
Horsebridge wreck…yet another hangout for them, this is for the chavs who live on the other side of town…the so called posher end!
Council offices….very popular of a daytime…they provide customer services for chavs. A must see on the map of Hailsham.
Health centre…for an idea of the extent to which the chavs have intergrated in this town….just stand outside and watch and listen….you will truly be amazed.
Common Pond…..Common being the operative word…..even the ducks wear fake burberry and bling bling……..if you think that’s bad…check out the swans!
Quintins Shopping centre/ St mary’s walk.
These deserve a special note of attention…This is chav haven as far as Hailsham is concerned. You get a chav every 30 seconds here. Chav mums, Chav grans, Chave great grans….Chav generations flock here. The Co-op….chav central of a weekend. In fact the Co-op is *allegedly* run by the chavs! Annabelles the restaurant……more like caff (in my opinion). Well if you can see through the haze of smoke..you’ll find all manner of chavs in there…they come to discuss life on the dole and chavgossip over a fag, full english breakfast, fag, and a cup of tea with a fag. The pound shop and the charity shops are really popular as is the world renowned designer store Quality seconds or QS to you and me…..I’m sure you all know it…the chavs certainly do.
Chav pubs….(Allegedly) The Terminus/The George(*allegedly* sadly burnt by its *alleged* chav owner) The Corn exchange/The Grenadier and another one opposite the Bp garage on south rd….can’t remember the name…these are really popular with the chav’s.
Chav takeaways….Lucky Star is *allegedly* your one stop for chav chinese and chicken and chips.
Kemer kebab….locally famous *allegedly* for the older chav mum’s who want to get a bit more than a kebab late at night!!
Ken’s Fish and Chips….yes, you should see the queues on a Friday night…chav’s come form all around to get their fish and chips here.
Chav Schools
Marshlands (junior school) Education Chav style
Hailsham Community College (ex Battle Rd) 12-18 Chavs
Chav Estates
Town Farm…breeding ground of the Chav
Diplocks….breeding ground of the lesser Chav
THE DUMP……/ PIKEY PARK
This deserves a special mention….this is run by the CHAV MAFIA…you don’t want to mess with them….even their dogs are hard….the Chav Mafia live next door on the Pikey Park…No houses for them…they still prefer the caravan…..Locals know to steer well clear of this area…there’s town chav’s then caravan chav’s..even the town chav’s don’t mess with the caravan ones.
There is an official chav uniform of trackky bottoms and a jumper….adidas is the preferred one. Used to be Nike, but that went out of fashion. The original chav mum uniform of leggings and a jumper with baby in push chair can still be seen on the streets of Hailsahm….sadly this is becoming a rarity nowadays.
Just to let you know……
Hailsham is the Chav cultural centre of the world, because we have had chav’s in this town for 1396….certain family names….(I will not mention on this site )are famous in the town. They are deeply embeded in the town history. They have been here for generations and there are loads of them……Even the police run scared of certain family names……I shit you not.
Hailsham has to be one of the birthplaces of the chav…..
Check out the website
http://www.hailshamtown.co.uk/
your a cunt,………………………
waittt you fuckd up din :L
hailsham me home town crankkkk
BOB: who eva you are shut up bout Jim you din, and no he dontt !! hahah wait till he finds ya
i live in hailsham and it is a shithole because of all the dirty fuckin pikeys
and theirs one pikey called jimmy stone street beets women and touches little boys chavs suck cock
AAAhhh thats my chav.Im glad they havent managed to lose any of there chavey elegance in the shift to the cyber world.Still can`t spell the simplest of words and talk in abbreviations.I must admit that i have spent some time hnaging around the town but quickly realised what a useless shower of
bastards the hailsaham community is.Its harsh really as hailsham would be a nice place to live if it wasn`t for the chavs.I mean does it really warrent a murder in town centre on a fri night,u wouldnt get a "grunger" doing sumthing like that. All they want to do is smoke weed a skate and avoid the sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum also know as "pikeys". Most of them keep clear of the town nowdays sinse post murder,which is the only thing they have ever done right.go back to town farmacy and get smacked out ur head.Eastbourn is a shit hole but shines like brilliant beacons of success, in the filthy pus-filled mire of the seemingly limitless inadequacy of the pikey invasion.will it never end???? its just a matter of time before the inbreading catches up.i look forward to that day.to all the decent people of hailsham, peace
AAAhhh thats my chav.Im glad they havent managed to lose any of there chavey elegance in the shift to the cyber world.Still can`t spell the simplest of words and talk in abbreviations.I must admit that i have spent some time hnaging around the town but quickly realised what a useless shower of
bastards the hailsaham community is.Its harsh really as hailsham would be a nice place to live if it wasn`t for the chavs.I mean does it really warrent a murder in town centre on a fri night,u wouldnt get a "grunger" doing sumthing like that. All they want to do is smoke weed a skat and avoid the sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum also know as "pikeys". Most of them keep clear of the town nowdays sinse post murder,which is the only thing they have ever done right.go back to town farmacy and get smacked out ur head.Eastbourn is a shit hole but shines like brilliant beacons of success, in the filthy pus-filled mire of the seemingly limitless inadequacy of the pikey invasion.will it never end???? its just a matter of time before the inbreading catches up.i look forward to that day.to all the decent people of hailsham, peace
shut up ya twat
YER I AM A CHAV U GOT A PROB WIT DAT CUM AN C ME AN C WOT U GET I TAKE IT U AINT A CHAV THEN U BETTER NOT B A GRUNGER IF SO U PICE OF SHIT
if u dirty fuckin grungers dont like us chavs then u no the way out of hailsham an u no where to shove it. da only reason we hav all da mouth is coz we hate the fuckin sight of u grungers u make us puke when c 1 of u pricks u look like people who aint washed once in ur shittin life so do us all a favour an go hav a wash an piss off outa our town u r low life fuckin ass hole who need to dress a bit better an sort out ur looks coz al of ya r fuckin mingers an u lot better where a plastic bag ova ur head an book da plastic sergon fast i can even give u a number 4 i u ready here goes 0800-kiss-my-arse well hope u got it coz u fuckin need it us chavs make da street look clean then 1 of u pricks cum an it looks so DIRTY an STINKS of shit that cums outa ur mouths so take ur smelly shitty faces sum where else coz HAILSHAM IS CHAVS ONLY bitch
oowwwww big talk for such a small mouth howz a bout you stop talking shit bout (the respectible society) -words to long perhaps??
(da chav boi cunts)- thats about right i think
wot you got against grungers???
wot did they do to caus the chav outbreak???
who sells the most dope to grungers??? (chavs)
who do you hear going to prison every 6 mounths???
listen if you cant get it in your tiny brain dipshit that chavs caus 80% of hailshams crimes you would know that, yes there is such a thing as the law and 2 inbreeding is just plain wrong! so stop it
i like townies caus well theres to many not tolike its just when you meet the other type….. you knwo who i mean they wear tarten and pretend its fashonable. love argos ear rings cos its cheap
ohi dont hate any of them they just piss me off way to much. so i got back
ok ok people what can i say-
wowhoo hailshams famous! (damn always knew those pikeys would get there first).
im from there too! (anonomous for sercurity reasons)
now i can tell you this….i do drugs man, and its well gud but havin some little infected inbreed come along and start talking bout how his brothers mother gunna give a strippin! sorta causes a pain in you arse.
im proud of smoking dope continuously caus i get high alot, so what my pont was is when are these chavs gonna leave no?
i mean i lost 200 quid to pikeys ya ya thats right i got mugged wid a knif, not good i know but my 1oz cured that.
not but seriously im just playing i do drugs but for some reason that makes me a target to chav scum, for them to stalk, mug, thretened by them. can get cops into this caus its over drugs so either im fucked. litrely.
HAILSHAM derserves this prize- pikey arawrds for- most inhabitants without dads.
living in hailsham is great on the other hand caus you live quite close to brighton and eastbourne also great places in hailsham (explain by the first poster =)
the wreck ahhhh so peacful wait a min whys that guy got my bike????
| | NEWS just in | |]
Town farm has just suffered from an earthquake. its reported there has been 10.000 pounds worth of improvments.
its a shame you know threashers almost had to close down. voilence they say.
two pikeys started fighting over whated to steal.
hailsham news- gates have been placed in the town farm alleyways for the residents.
police says these new gates can act a jail cell for the homowners.
sucsess- no pikeys have managed to find the key holes!
this is just meant for a bit of fun dont take it the wrong way as the site states. materials may offened some viewers
you can post that im a grunger or somthing. but i not i decided a long time ago im a stoner. grungers are those people dressed in black and love slipknot i mean there ok but why wear their t-shirt man get a life!
smoking weed every day has never hurt until i came face to face with a pikey who had smoked weed every day. lets just say he didnt like the idea of smoking it with him.
- dont buy drugs
- dont preasure others to do them
-only take them if you are sure its wot you want to do oh and most of all have fun when you do them man.
peace out
yeah we have our “wot u lookin at u din” chavs but hailsham isnt all bad!! its jst a few who like in every town spoil it for the rest!
many people in hailsham are lovely!! my family and i have lived in hailsham all our lives and we have turned out alright!!
i say stand up and get the chavs out!! dont let them smell your fear!!
shut up u lil fat townie
Hailsham is home to a new breed you know the Cyber-Chav, on both entries for Hailsham on this site there is loads of abuse from these little buggers! Soon there will be viruses that change your desktop to a nice Burbury print and your computer will start wearing big gold chains from Argos!
hi,who is this,i agree chavs are fukin wankers,but whats a chavey grunger?do u go to hcc?
hailsham is shit,for all you fukin townies who get so piseed of bout this chill out!its only a fukin joke,dis is why no one likes you…….ur so fukin lippy and get pissed of by the litelist fings..let me guess ur guna get ur dad on me?or ur dads dad or evan worse ur dads dads mum…..ect.lol ps helllooooo to every 1 i no!!!!(i am a girl)
Only one comment for you one this subject…chavette…hailsham chavettes marry hailsham chavs and make hailsham chav babies…shame you are not fortunate or clever enough to break the cycle!!
I hope that is simple enough english for you to understand.
i live in hailsham and yea we may have chavs but the only problem is the fucking grungers and all the fuckings twats that think we are a peice of shit coz we aint and if the person the wrote that bout hailsham thinks hes clever well, well done u stupid fucking cunt! every1 that thinks hailsham is shit and they live here or woteva can fuck off hailsham aint gonna change 4 u so get used to it. U FUCKING CUNTS!
i live in hailsham and yea we may have chavs but the only problem is the fucking grungers and all the fuckings twats that think we are a peice of shit coz we aint and if the person the wrote that bout hailsham thinks hes clever well, well done u stupid fucking cunt! every1 that thinks hailsham is shit and they live here or woteva can fuck off hailsham aint gonna change 4 u so get used to it. U FUCKING CUNTS!
chavys r a bunch of tossers im a chavy grunger
this site is fucking shit, the person who made it is a fuking fuk up!!!!