When someone say Twickenham the mind usually counjours up images of triumphant victories at rugby or walks by the thames or a nice place to retire.
f**king Bollocks!
I have had the misfrtune of living in a really nice area of Twickenham for the past year however my life still gets invaded by the likes of the chav!
Here are 3 Reasons why twickenham is full of chave cunts!
1. THE GEORGE – possibly the biggest chav magnet in the town, friday and saturday night will leave you with nothing more than an empty wallet and a broken nose. The chavs that are in here are of a specific variety. Thay all work in their shitty 9 to fives all week then come out on a saturday eve, ralph and tommied up brandished thier bulging wallets and trophy wives. I have spent countless nights in here in the hope that it will improve. I genarally fear getting ym head kicked in here! no fuxking joke
2. THE HOB GOBLIN – Traditionally known as being a pub for the”rockers” this place has now been over run by chavs, however a different calibur – these are your 18 – 25 year old chavs who adhear to the burburry, schott, rebock and von dutch. Thay have a budget of around £20 on a saturday night and intend to get as shitfaced as possible. The bouncers here are shit and seem most of the time to be in collusion with the chavs.
3. THE SORTING ROOMS – now i’m sure you have seen these places before, they are owned by weatherspoons and are marketed purely at the chav nation. “wetherspoons with music” i like to describe them. In their defence these places are quite nice untill arounf 7pm when the chav population descvend on this once quiet town. This is the place for twickenhams a-list chav – the guys and girls who might earn a decent wage hoever cannot be bother to drag their arses out of the depths of scumville.
Please help me here people ..who agrees?
This website is not very useful to me. The reason is because everywhere is branded a chavtown and no-one has any impartial, neatral information. I’d like to know which parts of a town are the least attractive, cheap and nasty, where the most crime is and where its least safe, so I can make an informed decision about the value of a property and whether its worth me living there.
Teenagers thrive in all parts of the country and live everywhere, and I get the impression people on the website brandish all teenagers as chavs. Of course they are going to go out and drink and spend their hard earned pound on reckless behaviour. I was a teenager once. I was not a thug. I only care about whether there are nice neighbours and no dangerous people around.
Well im going off on a slight tangent here but Chav shops and chav food ie In icland a classic chav shop, they have a perma buy one get one free deal so that the chav (baby) mothers can feed their 6 kids on a 59p budget. (Think watery chicken, findus crispy pancakes, and lard)
And trust me , if we were up north, they would mix gravy with gelatin to make a gravy blancmonge and eat it in slices with mothers pride or sunblest. (any one been man-chavster?)