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brighton, churchill square

Posted on: January 22nd, 2005 by admin 19 Comments

ah yes churchill square, home of the Too Messy Crew

yea want to know something i was apart of this crew a few years back, and i know them all mostly (although we never speak cos we hate eachother)

yes at night its there roaming spot, it used to be down by the king alfred in hove, thats where i first joined, but back then, it was just us all sitting around having a drink with a little bombfire, yes we caused trouble but we was young (i was never a chav, but my friends were) and the trouble we caused was play fighting in the middle of the road, blowing up lighters , a destroying the public toliets

let me tell you something dont be scared of these people, they are weak a couple of years back i would of said “yes they are ‘ard, watch your step”
but that was only cos i was part of them, most of them live in whitehawk, and hove, they are all fakes, they all live in nice big houses, with their mums and dads, and bros and sisters. well thats a lie they dont all live like that but they might aswell

heres something to make u laugh, half of them are emotional idiots, the last day of my secondary school, i had a few of them around me drunk out of their minds, (as usual) with the ‘ardest girl crying on my shoulder saying she will miss me (even though i hated her, and she hated me and we both knew it) emotional wrecks too be honest.

if i havent seen every guy in that ‘crew’ cry once, then ive seen it twice, and the girls even more.

and chavs to the fullest, girls wearing mini skirts, and revealing tops and guys walking around with their hands down their trousers.

while these…people (if they are even worth that name) can fight, its only because they are in a group, like on animal shows, they hunt in packs but alone they are just as much the prey as we are.
but they prefer vocal bullying and the more of a reaction they get the funnier for them, the less reaction they get, then yes they will laugh but only at their own embarresment

i was told to make this funny, but y make it funny, you can get all the laughs you want at looking at them.

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19 Responses

  1. TMC LADIES!! says:

    Big up TMC Ladies Braaaaaaaaaap!

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  2. jibberjabbaaaaa says:

    looooool! jesus i remembr this website! but somehow manged on here again and a quick message to MRE .. might have been 6 years ago u wrote that BUT goldfish do not have a memory off 10 seconds because when you go to feed them the next morning why do they get all excited cos they know its feeding time eh?! answer that fool

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  3. h8'erz on da TMC says:

    lisen ere yuh rapists, yuh Iz not a real man 4 rapin dat gyal, try rapin a man datz ur own syz next tym yuh pussyclartz yeye. i erd dat maynards mum n dad sell ketamin 4rm da back of der caravan, dat makes meh sick 2 ma stumack. lisen ere JoeyNipplez we respect yur ideya, he’s on dis ting real talk. lyk 2 c yuh angin round on ur own, yuh wud poo yurselfs if a real man raised iz fist 2 yuh n tryd 2 punch yuh n mayb tryd 2 shank yuh in ur hart. airmax 1000 we lyk da sound of ur bruvaz, faz n titties dey sound ard ya getty? i wud spit sum barz bhut i dnt fink ur wurf ma tym. holla bk if yuh ere me, JoeyNipplez if yuh lyk we cud link sum tym 2 spit sum barz n shit.

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  4. human being says:

    You are all idiots. Not a single one of you are soldiers of any sort, you are just low life trash and as for the boy dealing kilo’s and robbin and shooting you are the lowest of all these scum, my son’s in Afghanistan fighting real deadly enemies. If you loser’s want to be real men and walk the walk sign up and go fight some proper hard bastards, none of you will of course it’s so much more fun hanging around the shopping mall ebing a pain to the public and security there. You are all pathetic wimps and loser’s. Best thing to do is go buy some white star and get drunk on half a can…..proper hard !

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  5. CULLINANE says:

    PUSSY THE FUCKIN LOT OF YER WHITEHAWK FC HE DIDNT REALY DO IT HAHAHA

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  6. hobbie says:

    tmc idc wot wot wot how ard! maynard

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  7. _Carl_ says:

    Looking back on this im still laughing today! All you faggots have no idea! Back in the day it was all about this crew in…not no more its not! About the hardest person I know around here is Dan Mcdermot but he’s pretty much a spastic! LOL Like I said before, anyone man enough, go see Colin about it or even worse…ME!

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    • jonny bad! says:

      Carl ur such a prick! built up the nerve to leave the house to go sign on, or u still on the “sick” lolol f**king idiot! that slag or a mam of yours has slept with every f**king one of your mates and is still slagging it around at her age now with colins mates lol ya nasty wretch. robbing, drugs and stealing from the shops, thats all your good for. oh, and pushing ya drugs! and your girly dog! faggot! shitting all over preston park and Lewes road lol nasty.

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  8. big p says:

    you boys are fuckin idiots go up to liverpool or manchester and see how long you last u fukin nuggets i was a real soldier as a youth robbin post offices , shootin people , drug dealing kilos(not benz n henrys) witness intimidation and kidnapping u kids need to grow up n stop wastin ya fukin life sad twats ye

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  9. TOPBOI FRITH says:

    YO YO YO ALL YOU H8AZ

    dey call me top boi you wana wot boi
    i will bash manz brainz boi

    im da genral TMC still strong and feirce takin it 2 nu endz yeye

    i mash you all my bum so big

    my titties so fat i should wear a bra

    all you sucker MCs

    BRING IT

    peace (naaaaaaaaaaat)

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  10. _Carl_ says:

    i cant belive you sad people are posting CRAP on the net like this i doubt u even know colin who for 1 is my lil brother….. if you got something to say then surely u can say it to colin or even ME……i notice you dont leave any of your real names….. why not? its funny your slating people u probably dont even know on the internet dont you people go out.. Little Net Warriors Lol

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  11. halfpint says:

    who ever thinks dat tmc av turned from a joke in2 nutters are seriously deluded…. yes some members have been given sentences but what for…………. alex maynard has been convicted of raping one of his m8s and while she suffers with the ordeal and memory every day which is hard enough his lil crew are giving her verbal abuse and threats………..yea theyr nutters picking on an innocent girl now thats a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  12. JoeyNipples says:

    hahahaha you know, chavney, it is very difficult to read text language written by an illeterate scumbag. go throw yourself off beachy head, will you? f**k bag.

    or: (lol u no tis v diff. 2rd txt lge writ by itrt scmbg. go frow urself off clf eh? fkbg.)

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  13. airmax100 says:

    also yer me n ma bruvs faz n titti cld knock any1 out in brighton

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  14. airmax100 says:

    dno wot u tlkin bout tmc has broke up now and wen they was around they was solid frm ali bilal

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  15. monk_09 says:

    in recent dayz the tmc have turned from a joke to actually quite hard and a bunch of nutters led by Ross Flinn, Alex Maynard and Colin Mayer (all of which are currently serving time in feltenham young offenders institute)

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  16. MrE says:

    Did they have to take a spelling test?

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  17. MrE says:

    Lets laugh at the TMC or BYF (Brighton Youth Firm) – However they want to be known. Little boys in cheap tracksuits and crap hats with unattractive girlfriends. Common, chav, no-hopers with less intelligence than a fish (which has a memory span of only 10 seconds).

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