ah yes churchill square, home of the Too Messy Crew
yea want to know something i was apart of this crew a few years back, and i know them all mostly (although we never speak cos we hate eachother)
yes at night its there roaming spot, it used to be down by the king alfred in hove, thats where i first joined, but back then, it was just us all sitting around having a drink with a little bombfire, yes we caused trouble but we was young (i was never a chav, but my friends were) and the trouble we caused was play fighting in the middle of the road, blowing up lighters , a destroying the public toliets
let me tell you something dont be scared of these people, they are weak a couple of years back i would of said “yes they are ‘ard, watch your step”
but that was only cos i was part of them, most of them live in whitehawk, and hove, they are all fakes, they all live in nice big houses, with their mums and dads, and bros and sisters. well thats a lie they dont all live like that but they might aswell
heres something to make u laugh, half of them are emotional idiots, the last day of my secondary school, i had a few of them around me drunk out of their minds, (as usual) with the ‘ardest girl crying on my shoulder saying she will miss me (even though i hated her, and she hated me and we both knew it) emotional wrecks too be honest.
if i havent seen every guy in that ‘crew’ cry once, then ive seen it twice, and the girls even more.
and chavs to the fullest, girls wearing mini skirts, and revealing tops and guys walking around with their hands down their trousers.
while these…people (if they are even worth that name) can fight, its only because they are in a group, like on animal shows, they hunt in packs but alone they are just as much the prey as we are.
but they prefer vocal bullying and the more of a reaction they get the funnier for them, the less reaction they get, then yes they will laugh but only at their own embarresment
i was told to make this funny, but y make it funny, you can get all the laughs you want at looking at them.

PUSSY THE FUCKIN LOT OF YER WHITEHAWK FC HE DIDNT REALY DO IT HAHAHA
tmc idc wot wot wot how ard! maynard
Looking back on this im still laughing today! All you faggots have no idea! Back in the day it was all about this crew in…not no more its not! About the hardest person I know around here is Dan Mcdermot but he’s pretty much a spastic! LOL Like I said before, anyone man enough, go see Colin about it or even worse…ME!
you boys are fuckin idiots go up to liverpool or manchester and see how long you last u fukin nuggets i was a real soldier as a youth robbin post offices , shootin people , drug dealing kilos(not benz n henrys) witness intimidation and kidnapping u kids need to grow up n stop wastin ya fukin life sad twats ye
YO YO YO ALL YOU H8AZ
dey call me top boi you wana wot boi
i will bash manz brainz boi
im da genral TMC still strong and feirce takin it 2 nu endz yeye
i mash you all my bum so big
my titties so fat i should wear a bra
all you sucker MCs
BRING IT
peace (naaaaaaaaaaat)
i cant belive you sad people are posting CRAP on the net like this i doubt u even know colin who for 1 is my lil brother….. if you got something to say then surely u can say it to colin or even ME……i notice you dont leave any of your real names….. why not? its funny your slating people u probably dont even know on the internet dont you people go out.. Little Net Warriors Lol
who ever thinks dat tmc av turned from a joke in2 nutters are seriously deluded…. yes some members have been given sentences but what for…………. alex maynard has been convicted of raping one of his m8s and while she suffers with the ordeal and memory every day which is hard enough his lil crew are giving her verbal abuse and threats………..yea theyr nutters picking on an innocent girl now thats a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha you know, chavney, it is very difficult to read text language written by an illeterate scumbag. go throw yourself off beachy head, will you? fuck bag.
or: (lol u no tis v diff. 2rd txt lge writ by itrt scmbg. go frow urself off clf eh? fkbg.)
also yer me n ma bruvs faz n titti cld knock any1 out in brighton
dno wot u tlkin bout tmc has broke up now and wen they was around they was solid frm ali bilal
in recent dayz the tmc have turned from a joke to actually quite hard and a bunch of nutters led by Ross Flinn, Alex Maynard and Colin Mayer (all of which are currently serving time in feltenham young offenders institute)
Did they have to take a spelling test?
Lets laugh at the TMC or BYF (Brighton Youth Firm) – However they want to be known. Little boys in cheap tracksuits and crap hats with unattractive girlfriends. Common, chav, no-hopers with less intelligence than a fish (which has a memory span of only 10 seconds).