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Royal Tunbridge Wells

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The Tranquil Spa Town set in the garden of England, visit the town renowend for its famous spa and georgian Architecture. That it seems was a long time ago, the town if now full of Burberry capped, tracksuited, reebock classic wearing pissants! All doing the same thing as the seem to do ALL OVER THE REST OF THE COUNTRY!! Can someone explain to me how you could possibly think you looked good wearing tracksuit bottoms tucked into a pair of white sports socks!! Where the HELL do these people come from!! Swaggering about, acting hard and trying to out do each other on who can be the f**king dimmest. But I have a plan…..I want to organise a cull, keep Britain Chav free kill Chav scum today!!

14 Responses

  1. ryan says:

    I grew up near Tunbridge Wells. An average place i would say. Overrated for sure. Not quite a s**t hole but by no means great
    It does have its fair share of chavs as well as posh people as well as normal people. Like anywhere really. Gets a bit violent at night at the top end of town but the pantiles is good. Music scene is good too. Iv lived in genuine s**t holes since and have been suprised at the way friends of mine have been shocked at how chavy it is when visiting cause of its rep.Theres quite a lot of junkies about too for a town but lots of good people too. This is the honest truth about Tunbridge wells. Over and out.

  2. Dan says:

    Right… where to start…. i grew up in showfields road in tunbridge wells and can honerstly say that i was one of those degraded little chavs from the age of 3-13, BUT…. i have since of course got a LIFE!… and a job of course and can honestly say that it is a waste of space that is crawling with chavs, and as you walk down the road, you are kept entertained by the scumbags getting arrested and raided on an hourly basis! Showfields and the town itself is a s**thole!

  3. Sarah says:

    I am glad i have fould this site because this town is craling in dirty old men who perve on you all the time thay are so ugly disgausting old smelly and repulsive it puts me of eating you hang around the soup bowl by the randabout by the top of town why dont you just get a f**king job and a haircut and stop sexually abusing verbly at the mommment every woman that passes there are people i know in this town who are quite happily knife the f**k out of you because you are pervy old pedophile men who sit on that bench by the roundabout.NO wonder you are a 50 year old plus virgin just f**k each other up the arse in the multi story carpark by the stairs and piss off.

    f**k THE DLC YOU AINT NO f**king GANG PUSSYHOLES!

    YOU NEED SOME TLC ON YOUR FACE THATS FOR SURE!

    THE OLDER TRAMP WITH THE GREEN HAT HAS A MANGINA BY THE WAY BEACUSE IT PULLED ITS TROUSERS ON ME IT ACCASIONALY SMOKES FROM HIS VICTORIAN PIPE WHICH HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN HIS TRAMPY FAMILY TREE.

    HAVE A WASH AND GET THE OLD FAG BUTS OUT OF YOUR SANTA BEARD.

  4. sam says:

    Lewis you are an abosloute f*****G p***k i am in the real world you idiot maybe you should get of you fat arese come down to tunbridge wells and see what its really like in this dump just because the town has a royal status doesnt mean anything its a name you are so ignorent and pathetic you belive evrything that you hear about tunbridge wells GET A LIFE!!

  5. Lewis says:

    Royal Tunbridge Wells? On a site named “Chavtowns, Britain’s worst places to live”? You do know that outside Tunbridge Wells, you have a stereotype as probably the poshest place in the country right? Seriously man, if you can’t hack it in Royal Tunbridge Wells, then you may aswell go into your bedroom, and lock yourself in your closet, because that’s the only way you’re ever gonna find peace man, because in the real world, Tunbridge Wells is about the nicest place you’ll ever go.

  6. sam says:

    Hi,im sam i live in tunbridge wells (78 prospect road).I have lived here for twelve years and every one of them has been s**t to the point i feel like killing myself there are various reasons for this the town is full of complete and utter f**king pr**ks who do nothing but just walk down the street wank***.About two weeks ago i had a male standing on the road going for a s**t and then wiping his poo over a car windscreen and writing the words s**t over it this is a good example of the kind of dick****s you get in tunbridge wells they are just pikes and chavs who cant even spell there own name coming up to you in calverly park saying “hav…hav ya got fify pee to spare mate init”at which point if you say no they just spit on you with thier foul smelling disgusting diseases.I agree with tina in that the police do nothing but constantly scough there faces with doughnuts and bread and always pick on you trust me after living in this utter dosshole for twelve years you just want to be left alone a good example of this is when me and my son where kicking a rugby ball about in hawkenburry park and the police came and confiscated our ball which i had only just bought for twenty quid.Thease are the kind of scum that live in this town people that are unemployed and have nothing better to do but irritate you because all these chavs are so bumb in this town they cant get jobs.

  7. Tina says:

    I live in tunbridge wells and it is fuc***g sh*t the area is a f**k*** dosshole with loads of tramps stupid police officers who harass you whenever you walk down the road.Tw**s who think they are hard but are not.The people are so conservitive and boring and stuck up themselves i find it quick unbelievible.The people here are unable to even drive a car without trying to run you over (deliberately)There are irritating people that are like verimin around the town centre who again think they are proper hard when they are massive pu**ys.Whatever you do dont come to tunbridge wells.

  8. Mohamad says:

    i the all the chav scum die and leave me to breath pure air. while we at it i hope all muzzie scum die the dirty raghead scumbags

  9. Mohamad says:

    Tunbridge wells is a complete s**t hole. over priced everything, councillers that dont know there ass from there elbow.

    Tunbridge wells is full of chavs, and most of these live on the showfields, sherwood estates. they are usually found hanging out at various locations across the town.
    1: clock tower in the middle of town
    2: 7/11 Liptraps lane
    3: calverly park ( bottom of town)

    it is very common to also see them with cans of stella, and usually sharing the same pitball (or other fighting dog) to try and convince themselves that they are hard and wont be messed with

  10. etewr says:

    When I think of Chavs, I think Tunbridge Wells.

    Wait, no I don’t.

  11. kerry says:

    i think this is really funny i am from high brooms and my answer to all of that is that there is chavs but it is a cult you all seem to be reconised and at least they stand out so in the 80′s it was new romantic 70′s was punk and mods 60′s and 50′s was teddy boy teddy girls pink ladies and greese and you complained about them in their day find some other s**t to bloody moan about and maybe the councillors and and estate agents should star catering for every different person instead of just labling as its all racisium in one way or another

  12. M-Goats says:

    War within a breath

  13. antichav666 says:

    and sherwood, showfields, ramslye, rusthall,

  14. oogli-boogli says:

    I know where they come from. High Brooms and Southborough.

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