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Well I came across this site and could not believe that Addlestone is not featured more ! Therefore I wish to really put Addlestone on the map.

Addlestone town centre consists of one main street, if you want to shop in Addlestone forget it, it has more fast food outlets than any other town I know, not corporate brands might you such as McD’s or Burger King, stinking curry houses and chinese, burger places the list goes on. The ideal diet in Chav land Addlestone, Addlestone has the largest Post Office anywhere, this is to support the 90% of people picking up their Housing/Child and all the other benefits they suck out of the Tax payer.

You walk through Addlestone and they are everywhere, Tracksuit bottoms, Trainers (white) with no socks, little anklets on, Tattoos of course, earrings that small dogs could jump through, and Elizabeth Duke jewellery glinting in the sun (take sun glasses to avoid being blinded by some of the worlds largest Soverign rings)

Teenagers with kids are everywhere!! The babies, dressed in pink and called Britney, or Courtney or Tennants Super !

Tesco the chav supermarket moved into Addlestone after it reliased the potential of selling more Value products than ever !! There is an Iceland in Addlestone further proof if needed that this s**t hole with its disgusting council estate that has a very large Police station in the middle of it, is a truly chav town, nicknamed by me “PikeyVille”

10 Responses

  1. Maria says:

    Well I live in Addlestone, I can tell you it isn’t as skanky as the ‘person’ who wrote this! A bitter little boy/girl who clearly has nothing better to do than slag off people and places. Clearly you need to find a job. I am now off to cash my benefits, eat fast food and shop at the ‘chav supermarket’. Ha, idiot! Get a life!

  2. danni xxx says:

    i fink addlestone iz a s**t ole, iv lived ere all ma lyf nd der’s chavs everywer, dey dont av a educaton nd dey dnt no ow 2 spel, am 1 of da clevur 1′s, i actly wnt 2 schl. i fink addleston shud be shut dwn

  3. Carlie says:

    Morning, I have just come across this rant and cannot believe some of the things you have said and dragged the whole town into it! Yes maybe we have chavs out and about, also drives me crazy, but if you go to any town it’s the same. All towns have council estates but ours is one of the savest. Yes there are teenage mums but come on your blaming the town for this! This is parenting and education not addlestone itself! We also have takeaways and fast food stores, as do most town oh and a Tesco which is actually more expensive than waitrose on most products!
    I live down a side street in addlestone and I love my home, you are more than welcome to come and see it! It’s beautiful and 2 minute walk from coxes lock which is another great thing about addlestone. I get on well with my neighbours and host neighbour BBQ as I think community is a great thing to have. I pop and see the old dear over the road for a cup of tea and the local gossip. Some people have worked all their lives to get homes and just because of a couple of chavs and a Tesco you have poo pooed the whole town. You need to get a grip and realise some people saleries cannot get them where you obviously come from but I love my home and street and will not have my street/ home dragged into the statement of chaviest town ever! Like I said its not perfect but who’s is! Well apart from yours! Can I ask where you are from?

  4. paul says:

    How f**king dare you judge a hole town cause youve had a bad. Night in addlestone you f**ked up c**t there’s a lot of family’s been here for the last two generations and hard working family’s and the people around them and you’ve just tared every one with the same brush you monkey f**king arse licking cock sucking w**ker .there’s a lot of good hard working family’s here you society racist!c**t

  5. Force 10 From Addelstone says:

    Poor Kloee,
    everyone else to blame for getting pregnant but her and her parents. Kloee, it was your parents responsibilty to teach you about contraception. I imagine you don’t actually know you father and your mother was only 14 when she had you so can’t really blame them too much.

    At the time that this article was written the police station was right next to those appalling tower blocks, Surrey Towers, chav central for Addlestone. So the writer did have his facts right, I suggest you check yours in future.

    Addlestone is a craphole, avoid it like the plague. Full of teen parents, pit bulls and mono synaptic morons like i ‘fcked your mum’ who very nicely illustrated the writer’s point.

  6. God says:

    Jamie cooks a wasteman

  7. kloee says:

    I am from addlestone, it isn’t as bad as your saying it is. I have lived here all my life and the people in addlestone are the nicest people I have met. Unlike stuck up people in weybridge and other places around here. Chertsey is a lot worse than what addlestone is. I am also one of those teenagers with a baby and let me say that it isn’t the town I live in that got me pregnant it is the lack of sex education from the schools and lack of info from the doctors. Every town has council estates in and if you actually come back to addlestone actually look at where the police station is as it is not in the middle of a council estate it is in the town on the main road. Get all your facts straight before saying anything else as you obviously don’t know a lot about addlestone because you are to wrapped up in your snotty stuck up house in your stupid town.

  8. Jesus Eden says:

    There is a pub called the Holly Tree in Addlestone on Carl Gale Street. It is a hive of chav in-breeding and chavette spit fights. I got my hand stuck to a table in there because of the staffs inability to clean anything, I can still smell the sticky stale beer and body fluids and that’s after using bleech. I only went in for a bag of crisps and ended up with 8 stitches, I asked for salt and vinegar crisps and this intoxicated primate thought I said “Sal smells of vinegar piss” I tried to explain but was accused of being “a c**t, a f**king right c**t, you are a c**t” then Sally joined in “you call in me a wot” I replied “where is a suicide bomber when you need one” and got a glass broken on my head.

    • i fcked your mum says:

      how dare u talk about that town that was where i was brought up and me and my family are no chavs i wud like 4 u 2 say that in front of sumwhere here and c wat happens. let me guess u think u better than most people and u prob from stains which is 10x worse. my nan live there 4 a long time and she not with us now and 4 me 2 hear people like u talk about it like that is out of order. so get a like go fck yourself and shuv your hand up your arse u little s**t of a c**t go on fck off bck 2 where u cam from

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