Well Stourport – what can I say? It is a truly awful place, considered to be a nice little town by brummies who visit every weekend and bankholiday to litter the place with fish and chip wrappers and beer cans.
There are no proper shops in Stourport. However, it accomodates chavs nicely as it has a fair by the river with a huge slide, which if they are not careful will burn holes in the chav tracksuits. There are amusement arcades, fish and chip shops, Quiksave, Lidle, discount shops and a few pubs. There is absolutely nothing cultural or interesting about the town yet this does not deter all these tourists from coming to stay in their caravans every weekend.
The town, like most chav towns, is full of teenage mothers pushing round children (of various fathers) and shouting “Ged ere!” at the top of their hoarse voices due to smoking hundreds of cheap fags each day. You can guarantee that the majority of the women look rather a lot like Vicky Pollard and the men are usually covered in tattoos, have shaved heads (actually nowadays a lot of the men have those mullet hair cuts that have suddenly become very fashionable – why oh why???) lots of earrings and of course the typical chav sportswear. In summer time, the Stourport scum are normally wearing vest tops to reveal their sun burnt shoulders and their large range of tattoos. There is also a huge amount of overweight people with awful skin, due to a diet of fish and chips or McDonalds but these people seem to want to show off their curves (flab) by wandering around in skin tight shorts or trousers with their stomach hanging over the waistband – not a pleasant sight.
And like various other chav towns, there is the usual variety of boy-racers whom you can hear coming a mile away with their dush dush dush thumpy music and their huge exhausts and spoilers. When our generation are old and sitting in nursing homes, it will be easy to spot the boy-racers then even without the cars (they will be the totally deaf ones) – maybe they will be tarting up their wheelchairs too!!!
Nothing wrong with little stourport town. Iv lived here all my life, never had no trouble what so ever. Everyone has always been friendly. So what if travellers live here, their not bad people. Your nice to them, their nice back, same as any ordinary person. And this town is not full of chavs, but who cares. Just because of the way people dress doesn’t make them bad. Neither is it full of thick, uneducated people, iv just finished a four year degree and applying for jobs. Everehere you go, all over the world you get some people that let places town but that doesn’t mean the whole place instantly becomes s**t. Some people need to think about the society we live in now.
Went to Stouport today and can confirm its a sh*thole, full of smegletrons.
Some very harsh comments have been made here. Stourport is what people want to make it and that’s key. I have lived in stourport for several years, still have a flat there on the new waterfront development i rent. I also have many childhood memories of stourport with my family on the river. Stourport has its issues sure. Progress is being made in attracting the money to stourport and making it thrive commercially. My honest thought is it’s the fair and the people it attracts that is preventing stourport move forward and achieve its true potential. Personally i would see the fair removed or relocated away from central stourport and the area it occupies redeveloped in sympathy with stourports rich River history. Stourport could be so much, it just needs people to believe and support it. Love your town.
loking for old mate, stephanie (steph) connelly, heard her married name is jones. anyone help??
I no her x
im steph connelly and still live in chav town lol at the comments funny as, whos looking for me jojo??
i’m gttn ta flin ths strybin gerin abad prss – itlks lyke strpxxx srourxxx stirpart peepl am struglyn ta spil werd riite and evryfkkr cnt spil like whore cnt findl rem kebab maccy dee. suspan lot begrade and like stuf innit. yer geeks am ere but wiv not headlice burnin rubbe nice bridge an chiops ta very much. innit.
fuk me man 2 much hate in this world nd that dinler who wos writin bout pple callin um gypos wot an ignorant c**t u might aswell have written ya life story man there a lot of time bin put into dissin pple by ex spourportite ent u got nuffin betta to do lad i ent botherd pples callin the town a s**thole cuz the whole englands a s**thole but calin pple gypos nd chavs sayin kill um all m8 yur a joke nd u act like u got very strong views about these pple u call gypos but if u was face to face with a man of the travellin community u wudnt speak ya mind ya just think ya big nd do it on the internet fukin frak greebo lover go suck daddy off 4 yur pocket money u posh c**t
f**king tell him strait gypsycrew no f**king no need for that big headed c**t stour is fat he no`s a lot about it consided he only bin once f**king ponce
“That’s going to make sure your focus is there,” White said. ,
Everyone has there own opinions some good and some bad however, taring everyone with the same brush is not good. There is a mixture of people wherever you go – I have lived in Stourport for many years.Why dont You… Visit t he fair in Stourport.. the new developed basin with its barge boats and River walks, the local pubs selling real ale and family meals, accomodating the vast amount of visitors into the town. The Stourport Carnival was a huge success this year with it.s river parade at night, and brass bands on Sunday all for charity. We had over a 1000 bikers who came to stourport for Ryan’s ride a charity event with no problems. The people can dress as they like we have a free society . I am in full time emplyment and have been most of my life however , I feel fortunate to have a job with the current climate and some people are out of work with no job prospects.
Sadley some of the shops have closed again due to the current climate -that dosent make Stourport a bad town – we do have travelers and some not so desirables but hey who don’t,
Give Stourport on Severn a chance we are not all bad
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Bit harsh; I’ve always lived in Stourport and it is not as bad as this review makes out!
Never had a problem in the town, and at least I can get some nice fish and chips here. lol
some people think kiddy is bad
wait until you go to stourport absolute s**t hole
Stourport is s**t, i mean ok its not as bad as kiddy but like chavs & gypos are everywhere and there like’ u starting mate’ and your like umm no i asked for the time……..
you dont have a clue stourport doesnt have chavs there travellers and thats been like that for years ive been going to stourport for a good 15 years and never had a problem with anyone
the fair i must admit is crap but no chavs go there what so ever maybe you people should stop looking for random places to write about if you’ve never been there
macdonalds? there isnt one so you dont know much about the place
Stourport
Pros:
fair/entertainment
river
chip shops
Cons:
chavs
run-down town centre
small town mentality
Not the best town in the world (neither is Kidderminster) but if you’re going there for a day out there’s at least a few things to do for a few hours. Apparantely it used to be a good town but nowadays it’s a bit scummy! However there are worse places around… if you know where to look!
I was actualy lukin 4info about stourport so i could entertain my son durin summer hols. Im disgusted wid th 1st n last reviews. U ppl r hateful nasty ppl. Gypo or chav woteva y wud u wanna kill thm? And how is callin ppl ugly helpful? 4 Th evil way u talk about these ppl id say u were th lowest. Nasty hateful an evil. Some ov These people may av ways ppl cant stand but theres no need 2talk ov killin any1 genocide has NEver workd. Maybe u nd2 do sum research, an gain sum undastandin too & grow up.
I lived in Stourport from age 6 – 18, and quite frankly, it is s**t. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anywhere quite as s**t, in terms of people anyway. ‘gypsycrew’, the first commenter here, provides an excellent example of the average stourport person:- Retarded, unable to write/spell, speak or even understand proper English, spouting mindless threats of violence (I believe ‘Hydin’ translates to ‘a good hiding’ in English).
Yes, it is full of chavs, ‘travellers’ (whom are not actually travellers, they are just gyppos – travellers actually travel, by definition), and horrible people. Gyppos parade the town in their white transits, with their shirts off, pin-sized head out of the window, scar-ridden, inbred facial features on full display with their cousin/sister/mother-cum-wife/girlfriend at their side as they shout incomprehensible obscenities at innocent members of the public. Younger gyppos can be seen in large groups walking around the town, ‘asking’ innocent, decent children “gi’s twenni pee mush” (translation:- Give me twenty pence), “gi’s a guz on yuh bike mush” (translation:- Give me a go on your bike) or the ever-popular “w’chu luk’n at” (translation:- what are you looking at). Gyppos are a plague, infesting stourport and spreading their evil influence. They are what made the place horrible before anything else.
The stourport chavs, a population that has been on the rise since I can remember, are not much better. A lot of them associate with gyppos, and many are in fact ‘wannabe’ gyppos. They do a lot of the same things as gyppos, and are almost as ugly. These people make up the majority of the stourport population, and I can only assume at some point their families would’ve been good honest working class people. Somewhere down the line, they have become dole-exploiting, drug-addled pissed-up red-faced, morally/mentally retarded council estate dwellers, and interestingly are either really skinny or really fat. The chavettes tend to have sexual relations with anyone who just happens to be in the vicinity, and spew out child-after-child from their foul-odoured, STD-riddled vaginas; most likely to increase their dole payments, if they are capable of thinking on such a level. The result is ultimately a copious number of single ‘mothers’, thousands of bastardised children with different fathers that could be pretty much any male aged 12-60 in the town, resulting in inbreeding as nobody knows/cares who is related to whom.
The actual town of Stouport, i.e. the buildings, roads etc is not too bad. The town could be quite nice if the gyppos and chavs were ‘removed’.
Oh, and Hanna, not every word needs a capital letter…yes, there are little freaks you call ‘greebos’, ‘goths’, ‘emos’, who are usually nice enough people for the most part, just pathetically trying to assume some identity thought up by some marketing department of a record label:- They all agree about the gyppos and chavs. True, the Stourport chippies are legendary, and there is no ‘MaccyDees’ in stourport, but the chavs will often drive in their s**tty ‘boy racer’ cars to kiddy to get some, as a posh treat. Btw, boy racers, I have no problem with modifying cars, but whats the point with the little pussy fart machines and/or rusty old heaps of scrap you have in stourport?
So, to inform the world of Stourport, its actually an OK place…its just the majority of the people are chavs, and the gyppos are still there (any chance of ‘travelling’ soon?), it is these 2 groups of people that ruin the place. Pokemon – gotta catch ‘em all, no, Gyppos – gotta kill ‘em all. And chavs of course.
Wtff??!!!!! Whatta Loada Bollockkss.. ((There Aint A MaccyDees In Stourport Izz There??)) Anyway Its f**kin Acee There! It Does The Nicest Fish+Chipss Iv Ever Been To And FYI It Aint All Chavs There Are Plenty Of Greebos + Goths + Emos Haha The Fair Is Great N Its Only Gettin Better As Time Goes On, I Lived There Till I Was 13 And It Was The Best Years Of My Lifee, ii Miss It So Much Now And ThePeople There Are Incrediblee.. Id Like To kno Wheere You Come From Whoevers Writin This..Coz You Talk Out Your ArsHole You Snobby Ponse
listen all uz who bin readin dis s**t bout stour.. its a f**kin first class town like.. ye fckin boi racers all da time, wats ya prob.. bit of fun neva hert no1
.. u sayin we all spotty coz dares a chippy, go to f**kin cardiff oif uz recon we spotty..this town is full of travlers an always has bin,, so u watch ya trap coz u wont av 1 them gets hold of ya u wont av a trap left.. 
youl av all da raster, travelers and chavs all lukin for ya an ull all get hydin..ya cant just rite s**t on da net unless you leave ya name an adress… see how many transits u get round ur place init.wid der maschettease