I am at University of Liverpool at the mo, but used to live in what many refer to the ‘asshole of the world’, that is Andover. As my family still lives there I have the unfortunate duty of going back there every few months to visit this chav-infested, culture-free, hell-hole.
The Chantry centre is home to most chavs in Andover. You will find them there at almost any hour on any day, whether it be 11am in the morning, skiving of school (which are all shocking in Andover) or pissed at 7pm on cider. Typically they hang round the bus station, this is a good spot for them as it allows them to torment innocent passers-by to and from the bus station, as well as shoppers going to Waitrose which is situated adjacent to the bus stop. I have been caught on numerous occasions, called ‘grundger’ because I wear converse, or ‘girl’ because I have hair much longer than the traditional townie shaved head, or quiff, or that I do not insist on wearing a baseball cap tilted at the only accepted angle of 45 degrees. I have heard stories of chavs shunned from their interbred circles because this moronic fashion item has not been titled to this exact angle.
Chavs may also catch you on the way to the bus route. After a quiet drink one night (or as quiet as you can get in Andover) with my friends, I went to get the bus at about 6:45pm. Even at this early hour I was encountered by a 13-strong group of boozy 14 year old thickos, one of which challenged me with the old classic chav ‘i wanna fight’ line ‘watchya say abaaat ma muffa?’. After telling one to fuck off, i was hit by one member of this gang of brutally ugly commoners (who for some reason insisted on wearing no shirt, despite his skinny frame). One of my friends was also lamped by another of these morons, who is quite possible the ugliest man on earth. Why are chavs always so ugly? Maybe that is another debate.
Getting a hair cut is even difficult in Andover. Once I was happily waiting to get my ears lowered, when some little shit started calling me a ‘grundga’. Do you listen to death metal rar rar! he yelled. No mate i don’t like metal i replied, fuck off. Still he insisted on getting up in the middle of the hairdressers and singing some shit hip-hop song! Obviously off his face on some drug he started shouting at me ‘wankaaaa’, until he was escorted out of the chantry centre by security.
Maybe it is the complete lack of things to do in andover that makes it such a good home for all things chav. There is no culture unless you include turkish takeaway joints (Keskins is pretty damn good mind you), there is no cinema, no arts, no decent music, no decent venues, it is absolutely shite. Maybe it is the frequency of council estates (not saying all council estate ppl are bad, just most of them). Perhaps it is because Andover’s main attraction is the Tesco’s superstore, one of the main chav spotting sites in the town. It is one of the worst worst towns in England, its only slightly popular as it is on the direct train line to London. Take my advice boys and girls, stay away from this abyssmal little town filled with the absolute shit and filth of England.
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me wuv andover long time
leave andover alone it a super town with super people
Everyone in andover is bufting up the baticrease
wankaa
your an outrage !!!! il kill you
i iz 11 and i av 2 children i live in king nasties nd i luff andver 4 lyfe cuz it iz da bst if u wanna strt sumfin bruv i wil gt all ma fam nd shit involved me nd ma gals will shank yuuuuuuuuuuu init, lolssss * clash me u get duppied’!
eff you my friends have kids its not there fault but it dont count couse ther 15
so yano il come down liverpool bruv and il shank you cuz !!!! brapp
Hi, andover is a good town.
yes,yes that is all true?
Im a teenager in Andover, and so i think i know the town pretty well. Of what you said, most of it is true, but severely out of proportion! You have over exaggerated every aspect you have written about, which may i add are all the bad points.
I have always lived in Andover, and here i am writing in perfectly good english – so much for all Andover schools being shocking! And also – if you grew up in Andover, and now youre at Liverpool university, the schools cannot be that bad can they?
And as for don’t come to Andover, why not? I think pretty much every town/village/city in the whole of Great Britain has at least one gang of chavs, so i think this is a totally ridiculuous passage and a complete and utter waste of time!
Haha i live in andover.. tbh its called chav town but its not that bad..i dispise chavs alot. but im not chav and i enjoy pie.
u wat blud how dare u sy sumin bwt ma mum lyk dat. ur fukin owt of orda and u betta watch ya bak m8.
nahh jokes xD aha, its pretty harsh, im often called a chav, basically anyone under the age of 30 is condisered a chav. andover isnt that bad, infact I like laughing at chavs.
Your all dicks, Andover is not that bad i take the council estate crap as an insult as i have lived on one for 21 years…… Chavs in Andover?? the bus station?? yeh about 10 years ago! Have u been to Basingstoke??? Sort your life out!
Andover is a shit hole end of story i have always lived here and its full of 14yr olds with babys its shocking, if the world ended now 1 good thing would be there would be no more Andover!
you are the ignorant uneducated WANKER how dare you say most council estates are bad. most people i know live on council estates and are grounded caring people unlike you! get over yourself you asshole and stop complaining! atleast u have a town and a home
i live in andover and it is not chavy? yer true it does have chavs in it of course! but….. i am definatly not a chav ! everywhere have chavs ! does it matter if there chavs or not….
oooh! guys, i remembered something that made me giggle when i read this!!
yes, our cinema thatts coming to andoverr, will be accompanied by an ASDA superstore.
great. more chav attractions.
im literally new to this website, a friend from college (not cricklade!!) reccomended i look at the andoverr one. yerr, i live in an andoverr, but i live up burghclere down so… not soooo many therr, only its riight next to john hansen school, that kinda sucks.
i would love to join the ACA. wherr can i sign up my friend, wherr?
lots of love
me!
p.s. are emos welcome herr?
a daddy didnt love me gunger? whats that? i am not gay but would it really matter if i was? pretty damn sure my dad does love me, and whats the gunge about? i listen to people like you and laugh. you call me boring, but the only reason you put up with the rubbish social scene in Andover is probably because you in fact are boring, and you have absolutely no aspirations to do any better than live in this shithole. if you ever come to experience a vibrant town/city where there are places to go/decent people about/great night life etc… you would know why I hate Andover so much. Fair play if you are making the best of a terrible situation, but you have to question who is boring when you seem to think there are things to do in Andover, you are having a laugh, get out more please…
i misspelt incompetent lol! Andover is rubbing off on me by the time i return to uni i will be completely illiterate.
I could not agree more with killallchavs. Being a London overspill town was never going to inject Andover with the creme de la creme. I have lived in Andover for 11 years and hated every minute. There are no redeeming features to the place, the shopping is awful (Waitrose being the sole island of sanity), there are no decent restaurants but more pubs than you can shake a stick at and, with a few exceptions, are crap and filled with the brain dead.
There is more culture in a bio yoghurt than Andover.
Walk into the town centre at any time of the day and the likes of Argos and Cash Converters are heaving with overweight, jewellery laden teenagers and their parents. Regardless of age or shape both male and female seem to wear the chav uniform of choice; namely football shirts, jogging bottoms and the obligatory baseball cap.
The really scary thing though is that as the chavs interbreed the IQ level will drop still further – what a future……….