I am at University of Liverpool at the mo, but used to live in what many refer to the ‘asshole of the world’, that is Andover. As my family still lives there I have the unfortunate duty of going back there every few months to visit this chav-infested, culture-free, hell-hole.
The Chantry centre is home to most chavs in Andover. You will find them there at almost any hour on any day, whether it be 11am in the morning, skiving of school (which are all shocking in Andover) or pissed at 7pm on cider. Typically they hang round the bus station, this is a good spot for them as it allows them to torment innocent passers-by to and from the bus station, as well as shoppers going to Waitrose which is situated adjacent to the bus stop. I have been caught on numerous occasions, called ‘grundger’ because I wear converse, or ‘girl’ because I have hair much longer than the traditional townie shaved head, or quiff, or that I do not insist on wearing a baseball cap tilted at the only accepted angle of 45 degrees. I have heard stories of chavs shunned from their interbred circles because this moronic fashion item has not been titled to this exact angle.
Chavs may also catch you on the way to the bus route. After a quiet drink one night (or as quiet as you can get in Andover) with my friends, I went to get the bus at about 6:45pm. Even at this early hour I was encountered by a 13-strong group of boozy 14 year old thickos, one of which challenged me with the old classic chav ‘i wanna fight’ line ‘watchya say abaaat ma muffa?’. After telling one to f**k off, i was hit by one member of this gang of brutally ugly commoners (who for some reason insisted on wearing no shirt, despite his skinny frame). One of my friends was also lamped by another of these morons, who is quite possible the ugliest man on earth. Why are chavs always so ugly? Maybe that is another debate.
Getting a hair cut is even difficult in Andover. Once I was happily waiting to get my ears lowered, when some little shit started calling me a ‘grundga’. Do you listen to death metal rar rar! he yelled. No mate i don’t like metal i replied, f**k off. Still he insisted on getting up in the middle of the hairdressers and singing some shit hip-hop song! Obviously off his face on some drug he started shouting at me ‘wankaaaa’, until he was escorted out of the chantry centre by security.
Maybe it is the complete lack of things to do in andover that makes it such a good home for all things chav. There is no culture unless you include turkish takeaway joints (Keskins is pretty damn good mind you), there is no cinema, no arts, no decent music, no decent venues, it is absolutely shite. Maybe it is the frequency of council estates (not saying all council estate ppl are bad, just most of them). Perhaps it is because Andover’s main attraction is the Tesco’s superstore, one of the main chav spotting sites in the town. It is one of the worst worst towns in England, its only slightly popular as it is on the direct train line to London. Take my advice boys and girls, stay away from this abyssmal little town filled with the absolute shit and filth of England.
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Goatse.cx (pronounced either “/go?tsi: d?t si: ?ks/” or “/go?t s?ks/”) was an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, hello.jpg, showing a naked man stretching his anus to a large size with both hands, with the inside of his rectum clearly visible. Below his gaping anus, his dangling penis and scrotum are visible, as well as a ring on the ring finger of his left hand.
The image, originally named gap3.jpg, originates from a set of forty images called gap.zip. In those images, the man uses dildos and butt plugs to stretch his anus. The images were located by Stile Project and are also available from the “Contrib” section of the goatse.cx website.
Hogging refers to the practice of groups of men who target overweight or obese women, typically for sexual encounters.
Unlike fat fetishists, men who participate in hogging are not necessarily sexually attracted to obese women’s bodies; they aim to take advantage of a female’s stereotypical low self esteem or to provide comedy to themselves and their friends by engaging in sexual activities with women who are overweight. In fraternities, hogging refers to a game which is won by the pledge who returns to the fraternity house with the “fattest female who can be found.” [1]
A lolcat is an image combining a photograph, most frequently of a cat, with a humorous and idiosyncratic caption in (often) broken English—a dialect which is known as “lolspeak”, “kitteh” or “kitty pidgin” and which parodies the poor grammar typically attributed to Internet slang. The name “lolcat” is a compound word of the acronymic abbreviation “LOL” and the word “cat”.[1] A synonym for “lolcat” is cat macro, since the images are a type of image macro.[2] Lolcats are designed for photo sharing imageboards and other internet forums.
The term lolcat gained national media attention in the United States when it was covered by Time,[3] which wrote that non-commercialized phenomena of the sort are increasingly rare, stating that lolcats have “a distinctly old-school, early 1990s, Usenet feel to [them]“.
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everyone should have fun in andover
emos for ever !
emos for andover x
I see alot of people outside asda and town park
smokeing , drinkning
and is not right
this is not how we should represent andover
Helooo
i think adover is ace
get in my belly
Helooo
i want you in my belly
Dont say shit about andover
ill mess you up with my 9mm glock
bruva
out
YEAHHHHHH !
andover is great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Great !
Love from a brother
if andover was a cake i would eat every it
and then pretend to eat it again
im not really gay im bi-sexual
so stop it !
I HATE YOU !
The birthday cake has been an integral part of the birthday celebrations in Western cultures since the middle of the 19th century. Certain rituals and traditions, such as singing of birthday songs, associated with birthday cakes are common to many Western cultures. The Western tradition of adding lit candles to the top of a birthday cake originates in 18th century Germany. However, the intertwining of cakes and birthday celebrations stretch back to the Ancient Romans. The development of the birthday cake has followed the development of culinary and confectionery advancement. While throughout most of Western history, these elaborate cakes in general were the privilege of the wealthy, birthday cakes are nowadays common to most Western birthday celebrations. Around the world many variations on the birthday cake, or rather the birthday pastry or sweets, exist.
Hey guys
letss stop this arguing
about all this
it really makes me sad and un happy
please lets at least make a flower or something
and that can be a sign of love
love love love
please guys
peace out brother
The corn dog, pogo, dagwood dog, pluto pup or corny dog is a hot dog coated in cornbread batter and deep fried in hot oil, although some are baked. Almost all corn dogs are served on wooden sticks, though some early versions were stickless.
There is some debate as to the exact origins of the CORN DOG An article in The New York Times made reference to “corn dog” stands as early as 1947.[1] In 300 Years of Kitchen Collectibles, author Linda Campbell Franklin states that a “Krusty Korn Dog baker” machine appeared in the 1929 Albert Pick-L. Barth wholesale catalog of hotel and restaurant supplies. The ‘korn dogs’ were baked in a corn batter and resembled ears of corn when cooked.[2]
i think every one should love each other becasue im fat peace loiving homosexual
i like taking penis up the bum bum i dont mind giving
what ever floats your boat
i just want poeple to know that im scared of the sun and get a rash on my penis if i touch it
this causes me not to masterbate
but sometimes when no one is home i can do my self up the bm with a dildo
i like emops becasue there all my gay friends
I agree with what you have said but there are less chavs outside the chantry centre entrance as Asda has taken on half its load but also that they have moved up the pathway slightly to hang outside gamestation and cex.
In fact if andover was a person i would touch it in perverted ways. LOVE ANDOVER