Chichester – Well what can i say? It’s quite frankly invested. You basically take your life in your own hands being different in this place.
Burberry cap wearing, “argos bling” incrusted, nonsense talking goons are more common than the postman and i hear more attempted “insults” from them then if i were to take father jacks alcohol away, that is if you manage to understand what they are actually saying first.
The most common of all of these “insults” is “Greebo” it certainly doesn’t do it’s job very well considering it doesn’t insult me in the slightest, it just becomes rather annoying, especially when coupled with “Ah look itza Greebo ‘innit maaayte” erm…excuse me???? These irratating dickheads have a number of places they enjoy “hangin wit da crew” The cross, where they shout insults at anyone who unluckily happens to be passing. Outside one stop, where they gather in immense numbers to tuck their track suit bottoms into their socks whilst hurling yet more insults at anyone who won’t buy them fags and Macdonalds where the older ones park their neon lighted chav-mobiles after deafening us with their um-cha um-cha um-cha s**t beforing taking over the place and treating their pregnant 15 year old girlfriends to a romantic slap up big mac.
I wouldn’t have a problem with them if they didn’t have the attitude problem and feel the need to hurl abuse at people who haven’t got dressed either blind-folded or in the dark like themselves, have a far better musical taste and actually have a decency towards other people. As for the “chavs in training” (the little cocky s**ts who think they can take on the world and insist on getting in your face) well they enjoy wondering round town harassing ordinary folk going about their daily business and always enjoy kindly explaining that “their older bruv is gonna batter ya one” I really have to fight back the laughter, for use a word in response with more than 3 letters and they are totally bemused.
Simple advice: avoid the place!
Well i do live in chi but i must say the girls are stuck up arrogant self cantered unbelievably full of their self worth! Money grabbing by us a drink as i was in chi gate only the other Friday night and they all walk around like some kind of cheap low live prostitute fashion show,i said hello hows your evening and the slut said will you buy me a drink i said no she said please can you stop talking me if your not going to buy me a drink! Me and my friend are probably the nicest guys you could meet and as whether spoons its full of red faced none working complete down and out losers, who seam to make the pub there home. As for chi woman they don’t want to talk to you unless there from out of the area like pompy now thats a good night out they talk to you there, chi only if they want something or need something more to follow after sat night!
Chichester is a complete s**thole, it and the area being populated by snobs, arrogant tosspots, sneering spoilt brats, and thickoes.
ok as someone who lives near chichester and goes to high school there i agree that lots of the chichester population is chav… maybe about 50%.
and my lovely pals) and if you look further than the center of town youll find that really the percentage of chavs is much lower than you think.
but there are some decent people (such as i
you forgot chav heaven…….The Grill Inn!! the perfect meeting place for all chavs big or small. do not go in there unless you are prepared to come across some inbred chav or another such being….they congregate there in their masses all day everyday. perfectly equipped with fuit machines, greasy infested food and workers too, The Grill In is the perfect place for one skinny-fake burberry-wearing-STI-ridden chav to take his “bird” out for a slap up meal.
Having been born and raised in Medway where Chatham is, the birth place of the Chav(Chatham Native, Chav). I am surprised tro see Chichester on this site…..I moved to Chichester to go to Uni and lived here for 5 years now…trust me people you know nothing of Chavs if you think Chi is a chav town…yeh theres the odd few…but they are not the lion share of the population. Chatham, Gillingham and Chichesters neighbour Bognor are 90% Chav…live in one of those places and then feel free to comment on Chi….I have to disagree with the above stories