Well this is defanately chavvie central. First you got coseley school which is renown to be a hard school, with its chav population with little grebo activity only a few which get battard for it. The chavs manily wear desinger gear and TN caps witch no one brings to school any more because of the Quasimodo like head teacher has a thing for robbing them off the chavs.
Then at dinner times there all in Roseville getting there chips from Scoffs defanatily the chav chippy with the people serving got big tractor weels on there ears and normally the girls are very sexy that sevre you or JJ’s (anover chippy) , in Mc Donnalds getting a doubble cheese burgers and getting chucked out, nicking from Spar, getting pineapple rock from Battes’s paper shop, getting pizza bread from Firkins or getting cans of pop for 40p (cheaper the better for the chavs).
The older chavs or the ones chucked out of school , (in one instance six people got suspended for doing drugs in school , one teacher suspended from teaching for rolling them a splif and had only been there a week, one expelled for delling at break time and eight others not caught) are out and about doing earners robbing bikes , cars and some actually at work *rare* to get there money for weed, coke and ectacy. The ones that are actually supost to be working are normally in the pub, the white lion , chain yards, painters arms, or normally the royal & the red cow (the chav pubs of coseley).
Before i start on Coseley’s night life shall we say watch out in bertween around the 20th october and january the 10th for fireworks prepelled at random people ,and when ever it snows keeps your eyes open.
Well wear do i start with the night life totally infested with chavs from all over the place the scruffy tiptoners and the chavs from segley and woodcross. We will start at macey d’s as the chavs call it wear neally every nite they have been thrown out for messing around for mooning up the windows being ,stoned ,abusive and drunk. On the car park theres the chav elders with there neon lights and body kits on the cars with there ‘bitches’ in the back ,drug delling in the front.
Then we move to coseley fish bar with the sexiest person behind the counter.
Then its Roseville with its ‘bad man chavvies’ the ones that roam the streets or blast music from there stolen cars and getting police chases from the ‘gavvers’. On a friday nite the royal is full of chavs that are going to the red lion to get ‘pivved’ up and rave on to the ‘mega bad speed garage tunes’, and the littler chavs are in Scoffs again or robbing out Spar.
Then we move to the Clayton park with all the yonger chavs and then the older ones when there all stoned out there faces saying stuff like ‘doordi man, car see staight mush’, or shouting ‘were ya gewin man i car be arsed to move from eya’.
Then the swimming baths were all the stoners are smoking weed down the little cover over or bicking the windows.
Then you’ve got the youthie that is cralling with the chavs young and old were the bushes are infested with hidding chavs and in the summer have a joint on the benches bellowing ‘mush im stoned out my face’. The littler chavs in the youthie causing mayhem jumping up the celing kickingthe balls at the windows.
The bronx flats is our next stop and hoping not to stay there long ,were the chavs smoke weed drink ‘pivve’ manily lambrini and cheap vodka the best and options in a chav girls mind. The chavs also smash every one of the windows and brake the hinges off the doors , there is normally always police around there.
Jubaliee park another dossing ground for the chavs setting fire the every wear to keep them walm and the older chavs that nick cars are normally smoking weed in the cars and then when there finished they let the little chavs set fire to them.
Teddie bear park also another dossing area but the posh people that live round there tell the to f**k off.
The church next were the normal chavs disrspecting other peoples propperty spitting swearing and guess what smoking weed , as you can tell there are lots of drugs in this area of the country.
Proberly the last place is the Bramford a mix of council houses and new houses. The council houses are the best at christmass, because who needs blackpool when you’ve got the bramford i meen the people, are on the dole and they can aford about £3,000 woth of christmass lights i think not sum how.
As you can see Coseley is a doss hole fillied with lots of drugs, car theifs and vandles so if you dare vist good luck ,on you vist just remember lock your car and don’t park in dark places. Ors you wont have a car to go back to.
ha ha fuckers ime at the coseley school now ime not chav so fock off
this isnt as bad as you say it is at all. yes, there SOME “chavs”. iv lived here my whole life, and its fine. theres fights, like everywhere. theres people wearing nike, like everywhere. theres probably more greebo’s then chavs. how about taking your shitty grammer & crap reviews to the wrenna or the lunt?
also, gypsys havnt taken over at all. i should know, i am one. its gypo’s, not jippos. theres a gypsy site, yes, but thay havnt taken over at all. they dont cause any trouble. you hardly notice they’re there. there are hardly any trouble, theres just alot of teens, and all teens are troublesome.
roseville isnt chavvy at all. if theres a chip shop, and someones hungry, im sure you’d go aswell. there are hardly any stolen bikes or cars , and the trouble caused in school are sorted by teachers. fights happen everywhere. so maybe, you should get to know the place before you criticize. theres hardly any vandalism to be honest. the fires are controlled. there are alot of sensible people around here now, and you probably have no life, labeling people as chavs and “jippos”
get. a. life.
hello everyone. you obviously have different opinions on this. im 26 born in coseley i left there few years back, i grew up on the streets cuz there was f**k all to do round there, but im not a chav, the chavs who the article is describing are really and that is there lives it makes me wonder that he was one of them cuz me and my group of mates used to know a few of em and that is all so true
doordi that makes me crease gavvers was a classic, if summat or a girl was nasty or minging they was gammy.. lol they used to hang down canal on robbed bikes they drove in chored cars. and all the doss hangouts were bang on. was also coseley tunnel, and blue pipe.
im sure this still happens now lol glad i got out of the shit hole
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i live in coseley the decent side well what is decent about coseley not much really. Full of big bad chavS think there so gangsta them dickheads.think them hard cus they big steroid muppits. All sort of bad man chavies in coseley lol the gippos think them hard in there big jeeps etc u got the followers who lick their arse. Why do they say mush doordi dickheads man think they bad the jippos have taken over coseley the bastardS talk bout immigration them jippo bastards am every were robbing scRufy smely bastards kill them all lol.blow the fokin site up
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Drug delling? Learn to spell before you go around writing reviews on an area that you are clearly from yourself. Don’t like Coseley? Move away then derr.
Cosley is a shit hole and no one works their. Oh and yes every twat from cosley is a pussy. Its hard ; is it f**k.
cosley is a pussy hole full of pussys.No one works their (its a shit hole).
wot a load of old shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahaha so true mate. Coseley is nothing like this at all. What an absolute idiot. “your a f**king disgrace” classic line! Couldn’t have summed it up better myself.
That’s total f**king bullshit. I’ve lived in Coseley for around 10 years now, moved from Tipton when I was 8.
Coseley isn’t a tough place at all, nor is it a place where you’re bound to get beaten up for walking the street with long hair. I was a student at The Coseley School, and yes, it was a nightmare to begin with, there was alot of trouble and it was all sorted. But I never once got bullied there, there was never once an issue of severe violence, there were fights, but every school has that.
This entire article is just some jumped up chav trying to say his area is ‘harder’ than someone else’s. When it’s not. There’s drugs, yes, but every where has drugs, and it’s not like everyone in Coseley is doing class A’s and sitting on the dole all day. There’s drugs like every where else has, the weed with the odd bit of something more potent. There’s a nightlife, but it’s no more rougher or drunker than anywhere else, in fact, I’d argue it’s less rough or less drunker than most places in England.
Honestly, anybody who has replied to this with “true” is just stupid, they’ve either not lived here, or they just want to believe their area is tougher than someone else’s.
You also need to get alot better at English if you’re planning on writing articles alot in the future, your grammar is a f**king disgrace.
its not half as bad as that
So true, indeed, so, are you an inmate at the school then?
oh how true!!!