allo allo allo
my name’s jay and I live in tipton, but an often feared and avoided part that is yet not as notorious as the tibby. GREAT BRIDGE.
Chavs are in their abundance in this little subtown of tipton. All sorts of shapes sizes and genders round here i can assure you.
Now i look upon the chav lifestyle with a diffeent view to most. I am neither a greebo, nor a chav, not anythin really. I shop at H&M drink every night and of course dabble in as many intoxicating substances I can my hands on. I am well know by dealers and drug usuers alike yet by teh simple pisshead chavs im just a random bloke.
In great bridge there are several canal bridges which are allocated to chav gangs smoking bud, getting head and talkin about muggin sombody / beatin up some greebos. The most obvious sign you,re in the great bridge chav area is when you stop and listen and you hear a beat in the back ground and its getting very slowly closer. You turn around and there’s nothing there, so you carry on walking, then, as if like a scene from a movie about a disabled chav, around 20 chaves emerge around an old fat bloke on a mobility scooter with a rhasta blaster attached to it. It is simply hilarious watching a bunch of 14 year old chavs who could in their own right bang out the whole of mosely and harbourne put together, walking along around a disabled bloke in a mobilty scooter listening to 21 seconds by the so solid crew. You havent lived till youve been to great bridge.
There is also “bargain booze” what a flaw in teh plan that was. Callong it bargain booze – liqour in a language they understand. Its dispicable. This is normally only surrounded by about 4 chaves, all from a different group on a beer run trying to flag someone down to get them the cider. The general rule is to wait 15mins, and if nobodys come pull out stanley and kindly request for the shopkeeper to rethink his views on your age rather quickly.
The one thing that is noticeable though is teh quality fo chavettes in great bridge is much beter then in tipton or on the tibby, They are far more blonde and a lot fitter, ive even had a few myself, on that note ill be leaving
dont fight the chavs, nuke the bastards
shabba!
harpz
Well to be honest mst of you sound like a bunch of snobby cows (who are probably chavs yourself) who think that your better than everyone else. Lets be honest in every part of the country your gonna have the ‘mugs/chavs’ but your gonna have te people like me ‘nomal’ who get on with there life. To be quite honest, you all need to open your eyes and realise most of england is a crack hole. Lets face it who ever write’s this is a rundown pot smoker who had nothing better to do than write un-true blogs about chavy towns and u live in one ur self. Btw, i come from great bridge and they dont drive bentleys unless they have ‘fell of the back of a van’!
The ‘village’ of Great Bridge is a backwater cesspit, much reminiscent of life throughout this region. It is a forgotten land, a forgotten culture and most people avoid it like the plague. You may not believe this, but Great Bridge used to be quite a nice place many years ago. Today, it’s nothing more than a dive.. a ramshackle, dilapidated and dirt-ridden orifice from which even light has trouble reaching. It is almost as though being here automatically means one is sentenced for the crime of being born, and one must pay for that crime by constantly being reminded of just how dull and depressing life can be. How so? The people, and their lack of culture beyond menial jobs and drinking. Then there’s the chavs who think life owes them something, the one’s who like to hang around canals, mouth off, rob and talk the walk. Every single time you walk through this town you come across this despicable, revolting slime, and their moronic accent. Seriously, this town would be better off levelled, the state it’s in today. Great Bridge is a cultural carcus, there to serve the interest of people with low aspirations usually focussed on drinking and fighting. This town, and it’s people are an insult to the eye and the intelligence.
as they say there are two sides to the story, we’ve seen the chav side of great bridge but have you seen the posh side, yeah thats where i come from the posh professional end where people drive bentleys and live in six bedroom houses
The swelling operated by slumlords who ‘rent’ them out to their employees. More concrete, more ‘flats’ that few can afford to live in, one’s considered The Ritz by local standards. It’s this, or a flat surrounded by thieving, drug and drink-fueled scumbags. What a choice. To top it off, there is a disproportionate amount of industry losing rather than, creating jobs in this region. Seriously, unless you like long hours of back-breaking work, then battling ridiculous levels of traffic to get back to rat-infested crap-hole, avoid this town like the plague. The only major industry left in this town is misery, and the one’s who can get out are leaving in their droves judging by the number of sale signs on those dwellings you mention..
y wud u say all that for u moanin bout chavs when ur on about pullin fit chavettes and that ur well known to the drug dealers thats nuffin to be proud of n it ay funny for the man in the wheel chair isit ?! ur so gay u think u sound all ard n trust ya doh u sound like a freak ur a man n ur tlkin bout pullin chav girls who r bout 15 or sumet. Im 14 n i ay in the chav gangs n really wud not brag or think any of this is funny now seen as u live in great bridge go get back in ya council flat ay !