known by me, as Hammer”shit”, this is one of the first major towns in London to be hit by the influx of Chav and ethnic vermin. I live just over the Bridge in a respectful town called Barnes, Unfortunately Hammer”shit” is the closest place to visit for shopping etc., And what an unpleasant experience it can be……
……The main place for chavs is JD sports, Here you will find people of many ethnic backgrounds, desperately looking for the clothes their R&B idols wear, The hooded sweater with baseball cap and jogging bottoms are all trademarks in Hammer”shit” Oh, don’t forget the “bling” they obtain from Elizabeth Duke (Argos) which they purchase shortly after their brief visit to KFC, which consists of the extra value bucket meal with enough greasy chicken to feed a family of 10.
Can I also make a correction regarding Primark. this is NOT for Chavs, only Chav parents go there, The typical single, stick thin, peroxide blonde, mother with a pram weighed down with Iceland bags. Her name is often “Rita” or “Sandra”
Asylum seekers and refugees also go there to spend the vouchers they are given by the government which us taxpayers pay for, hence the reason why you see 7 or 8 kids outside pressed against the 20ft glass panelled windows, holding loads of shopping bags.
Going back to Chavs though, they mostly live just above the “Kings Mall” in the run down council flats.
The Hop Poles, William Morris and Edward’s are all Chav watering holes before going to the Hammer”shit” po na na (formerly Palais) this was renamed and redesigned to give the feeling of being in a hot foreign country, with palm trees, stone washed walls and glamorous interior. I think this decoration can be taken away now, as all of the foreigners who attend every Friday & Saturday provide us with this experience.
Er…yeah I thought this was a site to take the mick out of chavs?!?! Not to incite racial hatred
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