I guess i am lucky in the fact that i managed to escape the stinking shithole that is Hull a few years ago.God help all of you still trapped there.
I worked as a store manager for a shop in Hull City Centre, and all the time i lived there, i have NEVER met such a vile set of utterly shite people as the chav vermin scum of Hull.
Every day, myself and the assistant manager used to have a bet on the amount of shoplifters that we were going to have that day.
I could mention some of the tricks they used to get stock out of the store but there are too many to list.
The worst ares we found for ultra-chav-ness had to be…
The petrol station on Anlaby Road opposite the blocks of flats. -Just PREY you never need petrol at 2am on a sunday morning!
Prospect street – wall to wall chavness as far as you can see.
The legendary ‘maccy d’s ‘ – that must score the ultimate in chavness due to the fact that several chav’s died through od’s in the toilets (Two down, several thoousand to go!)
The Mac d’s drive in on St.Andrew Quay – these chavs must be uber-chavs as they have C A R S but i use that term VERY loosely. They have more plastic pieces of shit on them than the entire production line at Lego. (hmm, sorted?….i dont think so pal!)
As someone else mentioed in an earlier post, the nightclub for the vermit has to be L.A’s.
Now a friend of mine who lives in Hull used to work there and he has told me some stories about that piss hole. The only time i went in there was on a works night out, and within minutes, someone (La coste shirt, hmm must be a good dealer then) started to eyeball me. then came matching over asking me if ‘u gotta fuckin problem?’ in the worst soundin fake american gansta accent i have ever heard. His ‘bitch. ho’ was the funniest thing i have ever seen. how the hell her skin was not snapping with the force pulling back her hair, i have no idea!
More gold or should that be ‘classy gauld’ than Mr.T
sovs on every finger on both him and her (hmm, REAL classy!)
Oh, and lets not forget GINO’S – Their advert should read…Need a fight? any night you want, just pop in. Our customers will always be on hand to help ‘kick yer fuckin ed in’ , Saturdays are our peak season and we always have a line of people ready to take you on.With A&E a short walk away, or a ride in a NOVA or SAXO then its the perfect end for your chav night out.
Sorry, but due to us been in a row of shops we have no back alley to help you shag whatever 14 year old you have ‘got off wiv’ .
Of cause, the MECCA for chavs (check out that word chavs, you may have to ask the next person you stab what it means) had to be the legendary, now saddly closed …TOWER .Chavs were not as developed then but i’m sure this HAD to be the birthplace due to the scum and villany that used to go there.
What can you say about the place?
Well, i’m looking forward to the response to this, especially from anyy chavs using a stolen pc or laptop. But then again, there are too many BIG words on here for yopu to understand.
Anon 
taz 
sideshow bob 
whatever2 
suberu1
i live near hull and sometimes visit there when i need to go shopping, however there is one time i will never forget. I saw a lad in his mid-teens just walking down the street with his friend, who was a girl. HE was dressed very well i thought, abit like a model. however, when he walked past a gang of youths his age, they began to follow him, shouting abuse down at him like “What the F*** are you doing bender” or “GAYBOY! i’ll smahs ya head in”
the guy had done absolutely nothing to upsett these ‘chavs’ apart from dressing differently to them. so as the gang were following him down the street, he went into cafe nero and they stopped, and waited for him to finish his coffe. while the girls in the gang were begging their chav friends to leave this guy alone. i went into the cfe to ask he this guy was okay, and he was a lovely lad. he just smiled and said “i refuse to let these type of people intimidate me”.
i think he’s right, and that more members of society should stand up to these scum that think they own the place.
to be honest, hull is like most citys, it has its good parts, and its bad parts.
the only thing ive found more common in hull, is that there is a far larger majority of people who just seem to want to start a fight for no reason. Not all hull youthy, but alot of them have no respect, and its largly due to the parents. Im not saying to poeple dont go to hull, because it has some good places, just be wary that if you so much as glance a member of the public in the eye when walking down the street, you will get stabbed.
oh, and i suggest you try and ‘blend in’ with 5 year old shell suits and primark clothes, otherwise you will also get stabbed for being too different.
INITTTT M8!!!!! I WILL KIK YA IN M8, DNT DIS ULL BLAD! FINK U IZ ARD M8? AHA NO! DIKEDZ! BITE ME DRLZ! yer, proper chav
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oi love! i live in Hull, and most people are proud to live here, just becuase snobs like you dont live here, it makes you think you have premission to diss hull, you slag!:). i would LOVE for you to come to Hull and slag it off, you’d get kicked in mate. Hull’s a nice place when you get use to it, it has real good shops, great views, entertainment and whats yours got? f**k all? thought so. It’s called a life, unlike you making pathetic remarks about a place which you dont even live in, so jog on.
It is evident that you are from Hull as you are a foul mouthed arsehole, most people who live there are proud of it, only because they are like yourself, thick as f**king pigshit and too f**king stupid to do anything about it, you breed within your own family because you dont know any better, you have respect for nothing and no one because you dont know any better, you fester in your hovels because you dont know any better, you are retarded.
ha im afraid you are sadly mistaken, i’ll say this as clearly as i can HULL IS A SHITHOLE!!! there is nothing here worth staying for. This place isnt a life, its a dive. The sooner i get out of this shit tip the better…
And your only saying this because you’ve never known anything else. I live in hull and i regularly slag it off to just about everyone i know, and im in no danger…
Personally, we dont really mind Hull…its great for shopping, clubbing and eating. It’s just when the chavs decide to yell EMO at you it gets annoying…they should all go die. And the people that eye you up looking like theyd LOVE to meet you down a dark alleyway….eww gross. We wear corsets and mini skirts….BUT IT DOESNT MEAN WED SHAG ANY TRAMP OFF THE STREET!
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We just wanted to comment on the f**ked up spelling a load of you trashed this page with.
Lots of love
Katy and Alex
Are you lot just stupid?? Most of you can’t even spell.
How on God’s great earth do any of you get by.
I have travelled up and down the country watching Hull City play. To be honest there are many nice places and many crap places in Hull. BUT for me that is the case with all places in the country. Not something that is significant to just Hull.
It is a disgrace that idiot websiteslike this are allowed to perpetuate the ridiculous concept that Hull is a naff place to live. Unfortunately the idiot local council don’t have the gumption to do anything about it As for the national presses- most of the lazy journalists and editors trott out the same bull shit statistics without even researching any further……
VERY SAD INDEED
I was in Hull fpr the recent Freedom Festival. Given the fact the message behind the festival was to promote respect and understanding between cultures and stamp out racism, it is very unfortunate, that the only trouble I witnessed on this weekend came from chavs!
I would like to say that it was just one isolated incident, but unfortunately, this was not the case.
Thankfully, nobody was hurt too badly by ahy of the incidents I witnessed, but without a question of doubt, if it hadn’t been for brave bystanders stepping in to sort out the trouble they were causing and the security guards doing their jobs, things could have been much worse.
Although it may not be the most despicable of acts I saw over the weekend, I would particulary like to say to the chav mother who was stood in the crowd passing her young son half eaten sandwiches and other bits of food to throw into the crowd and at the stage. I hope she is proud of herself… obviously a great way to raise your child….. I don’t think!!!
Also, to the chav girl and boy who got more than they bargained for when the girl they tried to hit just before Patrick Wolf came on the stage…..next time, you try and start a fight, don’t do it with a girl who just happens to be the in the company of a soldier who has just returned from duty in Iraq! I happen to know this gentleman quite well and even though he might not look very intimidating, you are extremely lucky to have walked away in one piece…. it is a credit to him that he didn’t see you worth bothering with.
Oh welll, that is my little rant over with.
On the whole, I do like Hull and it does have a lot to offer. But as with any other area, it
does have the chav infestation bringing down certain areas.
you’re all correct, hull is shit, but its good too, I have a wanky boy racer car, but i am 35 with 3 kids, a job, a mortgage, a working marriage, and i live in east hull in a nice street, you get out what you put in, i dont like hull too much but weve all got to live somewhere, weve all got to start at the bottom.
How boring would life be if we were all rich and had nothing to aspire to. i agree the chavs and burglars and rapists and muggers and twoc,ers and the single 13 year old youth on every street with his unsilenced mini moto are a pain but every generation has their version of these twats, they will slowly disappear and give rise to the next wave of scrotes that the taxpayer has to support.
I am happy in my little corner, but if they get too close i will beat the shit out of them!!! fight fire with fire but only if you have to. That said, im saving as much as possible to get out of the city, but not because its shit, i just want better
I’ve lived in Hull 19 years. Have left only recently to go to University. (See some of us DO have a future) I lived on Bransholme, one of the worst parts of Hull, yet I turned out ok. I don’t TWOC cars, I don’t do drugs. I don’t drink cider. I wear nice clothes, not scummy ‘trakkies’- Yes I know Hull has got a bad rep. I know it’s got some unfortunate stories. But it has also got hard working men who went to sea in Arctic weathers and fished for their families to out food on their table, it has got bloody brave teachers who deal with the tearaway children which seem to be getting worse and worse.
I think it is wrong to stereotype Hull, as just like every city, it has its bad points AND its good points.
Im curious to know what parts of Hull you people have been to… it’s actually not all that bad.
I have been stuck in this place for 16 years.. fair enough sometimes im climbing the walls to get out but it’s not all high rise flats, chavs and giro cheques..
Some of us actually live in houses that arent council, we do work full time jobs and some of us are even quite well educated…
I think the stereotypical Hull person you are all conjuring up belongs to North Hull or East Hull… West Hull is the posher part.
Hull is the boil on the arse of the earth, though it must be said, the vermin that reside there rarely leave the God forsaken dump so that’s a bonus
ull is fuckin mega, carnt go wrong with it, sure everybodys a c**t but who isnt in this life, RAVE ON
Corsamad – you atrocious spelling and grammer just proves his point and confirms to all that you are indeed highly uneducated.
Why do people from beverley have this idea hulls miles worse than it is……you can actually walk down nearly any street in hull at any time of the day on your own and never see anything, apart from maby a few pockets off anlaby rd, in bransholme or preston rd etc. Apart from that its not really that bad. Try visiting somewhere like moss side or chapeltown………its not like you need bars over your windows in any part of hull like you do in them places.
Hull is a crap place, but its not really that scary…id feel much safer here at night than an estate in manchester or east london…..im sure most people would aggree with that…especially those who acturally live here!
Yes after 16 years of growing up in hull, quickly realising when i moved in2 secondary skool, it is the biggest bag of wank iv ever seen in my life.
It is full of these lil pussies who like to go around in groups of 10+ and pick on 2 or less people. but when u do get them on there own they turn in2 a floppy fish scared of being gutted. i CANT WAIT to leave this fuckin waste of space, soon as i get enough money im out, good luck to any other person who managed to survive from becoming a dirty lil tramp who says “maaaaate” b4 and after every sentance, in hull
That guy was a Fool… AND probably racist too, you just have to humour them..lol
Only in my Home town “Ull” would you still hear “That Clubs full of Blacks”….
f**k Him. Oh and Fanx for giving him a verbal slap anyway.. Big Up..
A quick comment about the chav friendly pubs down Bev Road, not enough that the majority of pubs between town and Cannon Junction look like they are derelict but they seem to have no qualms about letting kids in to drink. A few years ago while doing the Annual Rugby Club Bev Road Run we ran into a gang of kids who asked us for a fag. We went one better and let them tag along with us for a few pubs, the landlords didnt seem to bat an eyelid to the fact that a gang of Students had brought with them a bunch of 13 year olds equipped with BMXs, which they had no doubt just stolen. I eventually gave the kids a tenner go leave us alone, they probably spent it on cider and skunk.
u need to realise that hull isnt the problem its Chavs i dont live in hull but i get there a lot to the mighty kc stadium and i am offended that owning a skatboard means i need to carry a baseball bat as far as im concerned they should all be shot there uneducated and flaming violent. and the shit that comes out of their mouths ” du us a fag” ” im gona waste u ” as far as im concerned they should all be put in brashome and a large wall should be built around it.
That is the biggest pile of bullshit i have heard in a long time ur statemnt is totally unrealistic not everyone from hull is as bad as u have made them out to be. So what if we kit up our cars ,mines done up duz that make me one of them no it dunt.there is worser then places then hull go move there n write bout them.Hull is a gr8 place to live!u gt a problem keep it to urself
A true Hull story:
About 5 years or so ago an office block, on Bev Road, one of the main roads out of the city (and that is the only way to go!) became empty. As all good chavs and moffits know, it is essential to remove all fixtures, fittings and pipework from any building. In most cases a house once vacated can be stripped bare in a day, the only time a chav or moffit will move at speed.
A local moffit decided to strip out some remaining pipework in the early hours of one morning, he happily sawed through the pipework obliviout to the hissing noise that resulted (I am told he was a bit deaf, but I prefer to belive just daft).
As he laboured away there was an almighty bang, and a significant proportion of the building blew across Beverley Road, fortunately uninhabited at this time.
Yes, gentle reader, you guessed it, our chavscum hero(in addict) had sawed through live gas pipes.
Darwinism in action