I guess i am lucky in the fact that i managed to escape the stinking shithole that is Hull a few years ago.God help all of you still trapped there.
I worked as a store manager for a shop in Hull City Centre, and all the time i lived there, i have NEVER met such a vile set of utterly shite people as the chav vermin scum of Hull.
Every day, myself and the assistant manager used to have a bet on the amount of shoplifters that we were going to have that day.
I could mention some of the tricks they used to get stock out of the store but there are too many to list.
The worst ares we found for ultra-chav-ness had to be…
The petrol station on Anlaby Road opposite the blocks of flats. -Just PREY you never need petrol at 2am on a sunday morning!
Prospect street – wall to wall chavness as far as you can see.
The legendary ‘maccy d’s ‘ – that must score the ultimate in chavness due to the fact that several chav’s died through od’s in the toilets (Two down, several thoousand to go!)
The Mac d’s drive in on St.Andrew Quay – these chavs must be uber-chavs as they have C A R S but i use that term VERY loosely. They have more plastic pieces of shit on them than the entire production line at Lego. (hmm, sorted?….i dont think so pal!)
As someone else mentioed in an earlier post, the nightclub for the vermit has to be L.A’s.
Now a friend of mine who lives in Hull used to work there and he has told me some stories about that piss hole. The only time i went in there was on a works night out, and within minutes, someone (La coste shirt, hmm must be a good dealer then) started to eyeball me. then came matching over asking me if ‘u gotta fuckin problem?’ in the worst soundin fake american gansta accent i have ever heard. His ‘bitch. ho’ was the funniest thing i have ever seen. how the hell her skin was not snapping with the force pulling back her hair, i have no idea!
More gold or should that be ‘classy gauld’ than Mr.T
sovs on every finger on both him and her (hmm, REAL classy!)
Oh, and lets not forget GINO’S – Their advert should read…Need a fight? any night you want, just pop in. Our customers will always be on hand to help ‘kick yer fuckin ed in’ , Saturdays are our peak season and we always have a line of people ready to take you on.With A&E a short walk away, or a ride in a NOVA or SAXO then its the perfect end for your chav night out.
Sorry, but due to us been in a row of shops we have no back alley to help you shag whatever 14 year old you have ‘got off wiv’ .
Of cause, the MECCA for chavs (check out that word chavs, you may have to ask the next person you stab what it means) had to be the legendary, now saddly closed …TOWER .Chavs were not as developed then but i’m sure this HAD to be the birthplace due to the scum and villany that used to go there.
What can you say about the place?
Well, i’m looking forward to the response to this, especially from anyy chavs using a stolen pc or laptop. But then again, there are too many BIG words on here for yopu to understand.
I have been to Beverley alot because my granny lives there, it’s a wonderful town and really represents Yorkshire. But, Ay’ up, there are too many pubs which is the reason for loads of tut bingers. As for Hull it is the greyest place I have ever been to, the whole place is grim and stuck in the eighties, the place is empty half the time. I would only go there to visit the aquarium but even then it looks out to the Humber which is like a giant puddle.
No fit girls there at all, only overweight toads looking like child hor.
I’m sure this has already been pointed out to you, but it’s *PRAY…
hull is a city on the rise, with recent developments such as the K.C Stadium n more recently, St Stephens shopping centre and that. every city has its problems, n maybe u av been unfortunate to meet the wrong ppl, but dont take it out on the whole city. its an open minded city, very welcomin n its even got a gay scene. how da fuk can it be ruff yer. u sir/madam, r chattin fukin shite!!!! u need 2 open ur eyes, not look down on ppl.
I’ve applied to Hull university and only been a few times but as rough as some areas might seem, you can’t assume that someone’s ‘chav vermin scum’ without knowing them. There probably are some nobheads living around but you get that everywhere! I live in Doncaster and can’t walk out of my house without seeing a cocky kid in trackies or a young mum in big hoop earings. However, I don’t stereotype and think the way you’re talking about the people of hull is just really ignorant!
As for the comment about people’s cars – not everyone’s rich, we can’t all afford lamborghinis so maybe it’s time that you crawled out of your own arse and learnt to tolerate people. Frankly, I find it rediculous that a writer who can’t even spell feels able to judge people and even rant about them online. Grow up, prick.
you will love it. originally from surrey but i have to graduate this year and dont wanna go. Best 3 years and Hull is the best place ever!
I don’t know how people can sit here slagging Hull off to be honest!
I was brought up in a small village, and then when I was 18 and had finished my education I moved to Hull and lived down Holderness Road, I often had to get the 51 bus, I wasn’t scared, and I can honestly say I’ve never felt in anyway threatened when I’ve been walking the streets of Hull! I must admit, when I first moved to Hull – it was an eye opener but that was because of my village life.
Yes, we are permanently slagged off for the high unemployment etc, this isn’t exactly a problem of Hull, it’s city wide. I personally, have held down some kind of job for the last 4 years.
I might live in Hull, I might not have designer clothes and a posh accent; in fact I have a very broad Hull accent, and I’m proud of that. Yes, I’m sure that in an ideal world, I’d live in a penthouse flat and drive a mercedes but I don’t. I have a good little flat, down a nice little Avenue and I couldn’t be more happy in the place I live.
There maybe a problem with unemployment/prostitutes etc, but I think if you visited Hull you’d see that the majority of people hold down a job and do their best to provide for their families.
Hull is so bad – that people come here to do their shopping, because it is cheap and convenient. Just tell me one thing – why do SOOO many people travel miles every year to come to Hull fair?!
We have amazing musuems, some great shopping centres, fabulous libraries and above all it is a lovely City!!
Unfortunately I myself am for the time being (until I save up enough cash to flee this wank hole) stuck in this decaying pit of misery and misfortune, and when I get the 51 to town most days for work, the sheer terror which is inscribed upon my heart from the mere looks of every pedestrian using the public footpaths along Holderness road, frightens me. Never before in my life have I bore witness to the most likely of inbred people. Forget about stereotyping southerners for their inbred shenanigans, it’s this Holderness region. Now let me finish with this, if a God or superior being truly did exist the first thing they would do would be to wipe the c**t hole of a city off the face of the East Riding of Yorks. Let’s face it, Hull brings down not only itself but the innocent and well meaning surrounding places of residence like Bereveley, Hornsea, Hessle and all the rest.
I like the way someone who has so many grammar and spelling mistakes in their original rant can say Hull is full of scum and morons. Yeah it might not be brilliant, but everywhere has its shit places. I’m sure there are some rank parts of where you’re from Mr. High Horse. Grow up and don’t come back, the place doesn’t need people like you dragging it down man.
scum breed scum
yep your right what you need is some of that Mr Muscle,not that cheap stuff you get from the pound shop,spray that all round the scum in the toilet bowl and your soon clear it up,works on basins and everything,taps come up lovely.
“But then again, there are too many BIG words on here for yopu to understand” – lol, people in glass houses, mate!
Ive been living in Hull for the past 3 years, cant say Ive had many problems (well apart from having the TV nicked last year but hey, shit happens. It was the landlords telly anyway). Sure, there are annoying little gangs of chav kids roaming the street but what you gonna do? Pass a law against wearing trackies? I like Hull, its got everything I need and theres no uphill bits. Bonus!
That said, my part of town isnt particularly bad, I live near Newland Ave. so its mostly students and migrant workers round my way. The worst you get is singing in the street and a bit of cheesy euro-dance. I might have a different opinion if I was in Bransholme.
Take a trip up the road to Beverley on the other hand and you will see a different and more dangerous type of scum, they wear business suits, drive Mercs and live in big fancy houses. I’d rather live in a poor area than a place like that!
sorry but beverly is worse than hull the people aren’t friendly your more likely to started on by some idiot in beverly than you are hull I have been out in hull countless amounts of times and only ever on a night out in Beverly once.
Beverley’s worse?!!! Thats hillarious….you’re more likely to be started on by a cow in Beverley than anything or anyone else!!
What a tool!!
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Hull reminds me of a open sewer,and Ive only drove through it to scared to stop,after seeing the locals through my car window,like something out of a Mad Max film.
And in response to the Beverly comment, going on a night out around Beverly everyone seems to size you up. Because its such a small inbred town, full of narcissistic wannabe middle class tossers it’s probably less pleasant to be in than Hull. In the day the town center is full of coffin dodgers, it’s so dull. It’s like a poor mans version of an idyllic southern town.
Funny but a bit dramatic. I think the thing that sets Hull apart is the way all the scallys seem to have something to prove constantly. I live in Manchester now and there are plenty of dodgy people but they don’t come across as obnoxiously. It makes me cringe getting a bus down Holderness Road in Summer seeing lads walking round in their Sports Direct trackies without a tshirt on walking as if they have carpets under their arms. Think it’s a bit unfair to say everyone is as bad as each other though, I know plenty of people that aren’t scummy from the estates. I think people from Beverly and other such places passing judgement is a bit vein if anything. Hull is a proper dead end town though.
I go to Hull at least once a week, and this description of the city couldn’t be further from my experience. I travel all over the country and Hull is one of the warmest, friendliest places I’ve been to. It has three covered shopping centres and a free museum within a five minute walk of the train and bus station, it has clean, wide and pedestrianised streets and a wide variety of modern and Victorian architecture, plus one of the most modern football stadiums in the country. I always enjoy visiting Hull.
u need to go to the estates the centre is nice, but u dont live in the centre visit orchard park or hessle road
If you are going to make comments like ” Well, i’m looking forward to the response to this, especially from anyy chavs using a stolen pc or laptop. But then again, there are too many BIG words on here for yopu to understand.” At least check your OWN grammar and spelling, because its sub standard.
dickhead
Hull is not that bad, depending on where you live.
There are bad parts of hull i am dead center between two bad parts of hull and have the odd attempt to break into the gardens surrounding my house.
But its all in the eye of the beholder. my ex-girlfriend says hull is a nice place apart from some of the chavs that lurk around it, and she is from london so.
im wanting to move though
What a set of posh middle class wankers you all are
Frankly, 99% of the residents are smelly, lower-class Chavvy cunts.
I’m from Beverley and I have to say that Hull is THE worst place I’ve ever been. Considering my fine town was voted the best place to live in the UK in 2007 by RBS, I wonder how the hell that stinking sh*thole came to be. I know that the place got bombed in the Second World War, but the residents – or at least those running Hull City Council – have absolutely no drive or ambition to improve the situation.
Beverley, with its beautiful Minster, Cricket, Football and Rugby clubs and 3 fantastic, well respected schools, as well as the serene Westwood (complete with the counties oldest golf course and a famous racecourse) epitomises traditional Yorkshire life. The people are warm and welcoming, with fantastic pubs and bars in the town centre and, above all, great several great ‘Chippies’. It has featured on Antiques Roadshow, Songs of Praise and hosted the 2006 National Cycling Championships.
Then there’s Hull. How the hell it became Kings-Town (Kingston) Upon Hull is beyond my comprehension. The king of Ethiopia would turn his nose up at that place. The only time I ever venture into Hell is to watch Football or, once or twice a year, Rugby League.
What makes me laugh is the fact that the people of Hull try and start arguments with people from Leeds and Sheffield after they are subjected to deserved mockery, claiming that the place is underrated and deserves more credit. Alright, so the Uni’s OK and deserves more credit, but other than that there is literally nothing. Look at Leeds – a city that suffered greatly during the war in a manner equally as bad as Hull, but which has resurfaced as a vibrant city, combining the old and new, with a fantastic University, amazing City centre with great pubs, clubs, bars and restaurants, as well as an ever growing Business centre. In around 20 years, it willhave overtaken London as the home of Britain’s leading financial district. Additionally, it hosts the Leeds Festival, which attracts thousands of people every year from across Northern England, whilst in the sporting world it has respected Rugby and Football clubs, as well as being the home of Yorkshire County Cricket.
BEVERLEY
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Beverley_Westwood_showing_The_Black_Mill.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Beverley_Minster.jpg
HULL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Soweto_township.jpg
“The king of Ethiopia”? On the one hand, I’m moved to point out that this makes you sound like a racist idiot. On the other hand, Hull has been slowly dying since the fishing industry dried up.
Err think you will find 95 % of hull was flattened in ww2 just a bit more than Leeds. So get the facts right before you compare it to Leeds which was given money from the government to rebuild. Hull got nothing but bransholme temporary houses!
I live in hull and have done all my life. Unfortunately due to circumstances beyond my control I have to live on the marvelous Greatfield estate, Most of you who know it but for those of you who dont “good for you” The whole city is a stinking hive of scum. Of all the people in this city maybe 25% (a high estimate) are decent respectable people. I think the underlying problem is that around here it is thought to be socially acceptable to act like a complete moron, picking fights with total strangers and the such. However i did have the satisafaction the other week of watching one of my friends being first taunted then set upon by a thoroughbred (and by that i mean inbred) scrawny assed little chav. My friend on the otherhand is 16 stone and 6’4″ tall, a peace loving guy he ignored him at first, perhaps mr chav saw this as weakness and decided to attack. My friend puched him so hard in the face he fell to the floor immediately, Upon getting up he saw his chavy friends laughing at him and due to embarassment/concusion he attacked again. My friend promptly had his head in his huge bear hands and was pounding his face into a metal drainpipe. Mr chavs friends didnt like this so decided to attack my friend, with a comical outcome, Shortly after the first couple attacked him the street was awash with people either laying down clutching there injuries or running away in all directions
one of the most satisfying nights out i’ve had in a while 
yes an you sound equally as chav bigin up yer mate . giving him big respect for fighting innit .! i think that is the way u chavs speak
Haha you are so obviously one of the chavs who got beaten up…… poo head
avoid russ mckenna woh sleeps with fat slappers called soraya and her brother taz small dick hussain. chavs must die