Chav clientele:Attracts ‘rich chavs’ from Sutton and also chavs from surrounding chav-scum areas like Falcon Lodge, Erdington and Kingstanding (or Kev-standing – its got a lot to answer for).
Chav Tour of Sutton: After stumbling off their buses in the town centre, they obviously cant make it any further than the nearest “maccy-ds” which handily is right opposite the bus stops. Here they like to hang around the doorway in their mckenzie hoodies, intimidating anyone that actually wants to go in, when inside they tend not to sit down but crowd around in the aisles and give anyone attempting to get past them to order ‘food’ filthy looks.
The chavs waiting outside mcdonalds are eyeing up their deadly rivals on the other side of the road, the “skaters” who like to hang around BHS and scare old ladies by skating into them, luckily they dont actually get into a fight, being separated by a road that thinks its a bus station and is lethal to cross. Mind you I havent seen the skaters recently, either they have discovered the delights of “the steps” in b’ham city centre or the chavs have eaten them.
Next up is the chavs journey to “wilkos” (prime chav hangout after mcdonalds.) Wilkos is cheap and tacky, the chainstore version of ‘poundlands’ across the country, so of course its like moths to a flame for chavs, they also like to give anyone going into either the next door health food shop or library dirty looks. Literacy? Health? Dont be such a twat mate!
If chavs go down the stairs from wilko, they then have the double chav delights of a chip shop opposite an indoor market (Chav Heaven!). Often a couple of younger chavs hanging round on the bench outside the indoor market eatin chips and smokin the fags they intimidates someone into buying from them for “supercigs” , handily its right next to wilkos! Then a look around the indoor market to nick some rip-off toiletries and check out the new range of fake burberry bags.
Adventurous chavs: Will go as far as the town centres Argos to stock up on their elizabeth duke, then maybe even a trip to greggs the cheap bakers as a change from the usual extra value meal. Maybe also riding their shitty bikes up and down the station platform then beating someone up round the back of the station when they get kicked out.
Chav nightlife: Top chav-spot “RBs” is right next to Mcdonalds! How handy! Currently sporting an enormous banner of 80′s Kylie with the legend “I should be so lucky”. Also the thought of a 12 year old chav trying to gain admittance.
You could also try chavvy pub the litten tree for the big screen, but y’know, its a bit of a trek, maybe even 5 mins walk from bus stop. Stick to RBs i would.
Chavs under 15 may want to check out “MGs”, the Friday night disco at the youth club next to sainsburys in nearby mere green. Rich chav parents drop off their kids in 4 by 4s on the way to going out clubbing with the other chav mums, due to the strange popularity of the place the chavs that get turned away then spread cider-fuelled havoc and vandalism through mere green. Nice.
Suttion dont even have that many chavs, jus full ov posh twats that lyk 2 complain about chavs on websites
blow up falcon lodge (wankers lodge) and the majority of chavs in sutton will be gone
racist scum bag shut your mouth and rot in falcon lodge which should be called wankers lodge as you all shit ya selves when any blacks come looking for racists
Mr B I feel your pain. i am black, my parents live in winson green and have raised me well. although most of my peers are in jail, dead or totally sucked into the bling culture I have managed to avoid most of these pitfalls. i am married to my school lover and have a seven year old son and two foster children. I am moving into the area and my son will be educated in four oaks. I fear that the black community is as much a victinm of chavism as the rest.
We are few, less than 3% of the whole population. We are not to blame for the ills of the global culture. I only hope that my family and I will be able to provide a positive example of our race.
Poof! We will carry on the good fight with or without you,my spineless friend.
all you charvers need is a dry slap and you run away crying,you cum gargling kiddy fiddlers!
oh yeah and another chav bint on stone avenue falcon lodge(linda) named her poor little lad Kaii Bailey!! f**king Jesus! Last time I saw her she was head to toe in white sportswear,just coming out of the local offy with a 3 litre bottle of Frosty Jack under her arm.
there is a chavette on cumberland walk falcon lodge,its name is annette and it has two kids with charver names(Jade and Coral) it used to love staring at me,maybe it wanted my cock!
YOU ARE A RACIST ANDY B. A FACIST AND A RACIST.
IF 88.9% of your fellow $4oakers agree with you then they are also RASIST PIGS. There have always been black children in schools, when i was at school even more so, from the inner city. It makes for a more culturally diverse education and sociological environment. Maybe you would be happier doing your sister on a mountain somewhere and creating the
Andy B race? Also you absolute tit, oh no, thats all, your an absolute TIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A RACIST ANDY B. A FACIST AND A RACIST.
IF 88.9% of your fellow $4oakers agree with you then they are also RASIST PIGS. There have always been black children in schools, when i was at school even more so, from the inner city. It makes for a more culturally diverse education and sociological environment. Maybe you would be happier doing your sister on a mountain somewhere and creating the
Andy B race? Also you absolute tit, oh no, thats all, your an absolute TIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good job
i have to live in sutton and you cannot go one day with out chav scum asking you for a fag or staring you out. we need to have an aliance or some thing and once and for all sort the dick heads out !!
Thanks, Im honoured! I think the Sutton Observer liked it as well, as they decided to devote a whole article to it…obviously they have nothing better to do than write an article about some random teenagers ramblings, its quite funny actually!
Ive written it out on my blog if you want to have a look.
http://spaces.msn.com/members/insanelynormal
You are complete racist scum. I dislike chavs but you are 10000 times worse. And I agree with the comments about you by jolon….but cant understand why jolon then apologises, and says here posts were a mistake?? unless YOU were joking? For societys sake, I hope so.
Please ignore my first two posts, they were mistakes. And sorry for getting your name wrong Andy.
PLease ignore the first two of my posts, they were mistakes, and sorry for getting your name wrong Andy.
One of the main problems we are experiencing in Sutton is the influx of negros into our local schools. They are influencing white youngsters into believing spliff smoking, bling and robbing is cool. It is my belief these negros should be placed in inner city schools to reduce the problem. We also have a number of lead chavs who act like negros it is time they were named and shamed for the good of the community.
KING CHAV/DRUGGIE: MILES R
ASSISTANT CHAV: ALISTAIR
GRANDAD CHAV: KEIRON – LEADER OF CRESENT GANG
BABY CHAV: THE 23 YEAR OLD 3FT WEASAL THAT HAS NEVER GROWN UP – EX ARTHUR TERRY U KNOW WHO I MEAN!
im guessing the people who wrote this are probley trendy jon boys who listen 2 jon bon jovi and were clothes which looks like its bin dragged thru a hedge or greebos who look like theyve bin dragged thru a hedge and them two groups are usually snoby twats stuck up their own arses no wonder chavs hate u lot so much u think your the upper class cuz you dont wear named clothes and ill think u find most fights are between to sets of chavs not with n e 1 else they dont think n e 1 else is worth fighting if you want to find somewere to get beaten up id go into birmingham were the black youth crowds rule the roost its not the chavs you want to look out for but you dont see them websites do ya cause its classed as racist or people are to much of fannys to say it and chavs are an easy target
I applaud this move and only wish i could join you in this campaign. But allas, our numbers now are too few- We have not the strength to contest them, thier multitudes of gangs have seen to that…..
I applaud this move and oly wish i could join you in this campaign. But allas, our numbers now are too few- We have not the strength to contest them, thier multitudes of gangs have seen to that…..
I must concur with the writer full_of_theories. The small town has been overrun by the enemy. It is no longer safe inside the town walls. Even such strongholds such as our libraries are falling fast, overrun by rap music and chavs that harras and delay those who would seek enterance.
Thankfully, at night we have 1 card that we can still play…. When the Horde aproaches, we can hear their heavy footfalls long before we see them, and hear the rantings long before that.
Me and my friends do not stay in the shaddows for no reason. It is an ally in battle and refuge at rest. It is the last place we can find sanctuary against those who would harm us all. It is a sad time when a single culture can force others to hide from their sheer numbers….