You’re in for a treat when you cross the border! Once you’ve got your cheap tatty wedding in Gretna Green out the way, then head on 10 miles up the road to the town of Annan & meet what every English person fears McChav….On every street corner there’s a McChav wearing the real cheap clobber (the 100% nylon rippoff stuff) bought from scumie warehouse outlet shops, theres one on Annon High street! The many Bakery shops are a good places to avoid as McChav lives on a diet of deep fried pizza, chips, scottish pudding & pies. As a result their greasy little fingers can barely hold their dog-end fags. Having a proper Burberry cap would make you McChav King of Annon, sadly they are all too skint. Annon really is a scum place & not surprisingly a lot of Essex & Kent scum that moved up here for the better (cheaper) life can be found in track suits pretending to have scottish roots, as it makes them feel better about claiming their jobseekers & family credit allowance. It’s great to see chav scum in its embryonic stage as Annon has no fashion sense yet, the McChavettes have only medium size hoop earrings & their hair is a semi-bleached blond in some ridiculous style! The intelligence on the whole for Annon is on par with a Haggis. The river Annon at the bottom of the Hi street is a good place to avoid with broken bottles of booze, dead bodies washing up, drunks & drugged up chavs! Salmon fishing here is ancient history, now you go fishing in the Coop canned fish section & shoplift it instead.
Now let’s talk about the older chavs & where they drink:
The Blue Bell, Annan stinking dump with vomit stained pool table.
The Brig Inn, Brydekirk Annon McChav madness, stay on the top shelf as they serve the English the “special” beer!!!
If you really want to sample the delights of multicultural Annon pub life then try the Shed, all the cheap skates & alcoholic chavs come in here. Its cheap its shite and you can keep it.
The Shed car park is where you find the 5 boyracer cars in town. Real pathetic halford jobs.
Annon stinks of rancid fat & is full of cheap thick English & Scottish Chavs
Heh. Nice unbiased review there – which amusingly enough made our local paper too (it’s not the most exciting read in the world, I have to admit).
Annan is my local town and has been for the last few years. I would have probably posted a similar review of the place when I first moved in (although with better spelling, I would hope) but in actual fact, while there is a certain amount of ned activity (especially after 10pm, and Christ, avoid the place like the plague at Riding Of The Marches) it’s actually a great friendly little town. Not the prettiest, but by far not the worst.
Love the idea of chavs (they’re ‘neds’ this side of the border) in their embryonic stage. Oh, and the Brig is run by a couple from Yorkshire, you fuckwit.
you stupid c**t.you obviously aint got a f**king clue what your talkin about.annan is a shit hot place to live.i have stayed there all my life and the only tosser that i think has been there was YOU.!!!! it couldnt have been that f**king bad cause you have obviously put a bit of time in writing that piece of shit that i have just read.even if i had lots of f**king money i still wouldnt move.annan has the best people,best pubs best f**king bakers aswell,SO f**k YOU YA TRUMPET.
p.s take your face for a shite anaw
Absolutely f**king brilliant comment Damian, “Take your face for a shite anaw” Had me in stitches for ages.
Get away back to school and learn to spell, you idiot!! I’ve travelled the whole world many times over and i can safely say, yes Annan may not e as lavish as some places, but it has some of the best folk ever for a good old crack, and a great community. and as for the shed, you would have a brilliant night there if you had the ability to make any friends on a night out, but from your statement above I find that very unlikely!! For the people above slateing the U.K , wake up!!! its one of the best,most wealthy,historic countries in the world, !!!
i think its quite funny. dead bodies down the river. lol dont bite folks.everybody is entitled to opinion, nd maybe we should look at impression we are giving .there is always room for improvement. but iif you ask me this person is a chancer writing about all small towns to see what reaction they get from each place, and be cool. let anybody say what they want. its how we reacted that verifies what they say, whether we can show that we can rise above such cheap shot insults. sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and who gives a toss about someone who is nameless and faceless. what i care about is trying to have a good town, where we all pull together to stop violence ,drugs, and riding of the marches people thinking they are actually the ellite. lol
Where do I start you scummy Twat!!! Who do you think you are writing an article about a town you obviously know nothing about or the people. Yes Annan isn’t the best places for shopping, but hey, we survive on what we got. The bakerys are lovely, pubs full of laughter and I ain’t seen any dead bodies in the river!! Obviously the person who wrote this article is up themselves!! No we don’t live in mansions and don’t have £K’s in savings, but we are a happy town!! I would much rather live in AnnAn (not Annon – dickhhead!!) rather a polluted city anyday. As for boy racers – doesn’t every town have them?? There is more boyracers in Dumfries than Annan!! Stick that up your hoop!!!
Oh – f**k off and never return!!!
what an arrogant twat, show me a town that doesn’t have boy racers and yooungsters hanging aroundetc. Don’t put us all in the same box!!!!!!!!!
what a w**ker you are whoever you are. i am happy in annan and always have been where are you from you big mouthed prick. get yersel to fucc and think about your town. annan is a great wee town with close nit communities who look out for one another. so f**k off back to where you came from and dont come back. rant over
haha what a knobjockey u are i bet u were shiting ursel wandering aboot the shire ya soft southern poofter..
Who do you think you are to talk about a town you know nothing about?????
We have a lovely town which is constantly improving, where do you live?? and how would you feel if we all said that you lived in a “chavtown”
I would much prefer to live here in Annan NOT ANNON thicko!! than anywhere else! Your comments deserve more of a response than this! but you hide behind a website!!!!!!!!
I hope you never return to Annan cause its people like you who ruin a community by trying to tarnish something you know nothing about……….ps the boy racers are in every town as is down to earth pubs where you get a good laugh and decent priced ale! the very few ppl that you seen on the high street does not mean the whole town is the same!!
It is a shit town, and there are a hell of a lot of arseholes in it. But you can say the same about every town and city in this shit country ( UK ).
Fair enough, Annan (or “Annon”, as mentioned above) isn’t the best of towns, but it’s hardly the worst. Having travelled all over the UK, I’ve visited places far worthy of the description you’ve given the town. Also, I assume the Blue Bell you referred to as a ‘stinking dump with vomit stained pool table’ is a pub other than the one we all know and love, independently recognised under the Cask Marque excellence scheme?
em excuse me, what gives you the right to critizise annan? you proberly live in a place worse off. i’ve lived her all my life. and yes annan aint the best place in the world but we make it good and them so called chavs? they aint that bad! you get the wrong impression when you see them but really they are nice people to be with. and cheap clothes? dont think so mate. you might get the odd person but as far as i know everyone i hang about with yes including the people you call chavs certainly DONT wear cheap stuff. so maybe if you thought about it before you decide to come and tell us what its like when it isnt!
i am from Annan , if you have something bad to say about a town wouldn’t it help if you could spell the name of the town properly! instead of criticizing a nice wee town get you’re spelling right and grammar they do adult learning classes where chavs like you’re self can learn how to spell !.
er yeaah it may be a sh*tholee! but its my sh*tholee! i live there yeaah? and just because were not stuck up & posh like you! don’t meaan were all cheapskates!
you are so wrong about annan, ive lived there all my life and yes it may be really crap and boring but theres worser places, and chavs? yes there might be a few but what place doesnt have them? you might look at them and get the wrong idea about them when to be honest some of them aint bad at all. you also say annan has no fashion sence and wears really cheap clothes?! yes some people may be like that but alot of them aint, harly anyone i know wears cheap clothes nowadays but at the end of the day does it really matter what people wear! to be honest it just proves who ever wrote this does’nt know much about annan or the people in init!
U can tell u clearly didnt spend much time in annan… n ure completely wrong… maybe we have th odd chav but wat town doesnt??!!
Which sad pathetic waste of space wrote this? Oh and it is Annan not Annon by the way…
srysly GTFO
haha well the last comment said that the train to dumfreis was a bonus but hey myself is in dumfreis and it loobs dogs bollux here chavs gallore every where i go i meet some chavs and there all “” aaah nut nut gad nut ” and youre like wats with the nuts you eat nuts there round a hard a chewy you f**king twat aah floggermolly save myself from these fuckers
Yeah crap place,i worked in glaxo a few years ago and stopped in the railway hotel.The only pub people seemed to go in was the anglers,which was the back of a fishing shop.There were plenty of chav kids hanging around at night by the chip shop.
The best thing about annan was the train to dumfries,which cost £3 return,and the last train was at 11.30pm.Guess where i went every night.