This statement kind of sums up salford. . . . .
SALFORD EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Salford last Wednesday morning. The epicentre was in the Ordsall area.
Casulties were seen wandering aimlessly uttering “Bang out of order,
mental and sorted” The earthquake decimated the area causing damage to be in the excess of £17.55. Several priceless collections of
mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historical importance (formerly used for storage of burned out cars) were totally destroyed. Many of the Ordsall locals were woken up before their giro’s had arrived.
One resident Kylie Sharon Smith a fifteen year old mother of four said “it was such a fuckin shock. I wondered what the f**k it was. Little Chardonnay, Destiny and Brooklyn came runnin into my bedroom, my hands were shakin that much I could hardly skin up”.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 400 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to aid the crisis; unfortunately looters highjacked the wagon when it entered the area. Rescue workers are
>still searching through the rubble in the hope of revovering some of the Elizabeth Duke soveriegn rings, benefit books and Poundstretcher ornaments said to have been lost in the devastation.
WE NEED YOUR HELP
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing for those unfortunate enough to be caught in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are Lacoste tracksuits, Burberry caps, Beanie hats and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are also required. They include McCain oven chips, Aldi beans, Monster Munch and Iceland pizzas. Alcohol is also in short suply, especially
White Lightening Cider, and Special Brew. Cash donations are more than welcome, 22p buys a signing on biro, £2.50 buys a jumbo sausage and chips, £20.00 buys a bent MOT and £16.00 will buy 200 Embassy Regal from the back of Tommo’s van
YOUR HELP IS MUCH APPRECIATED
Oh dear >> The man (Kiaran Stapleton) accused of killing Anuj Bidve in Salford Manchester spoke in court and claimed his name was ‘Psycho Stapleton’. The 20-year-old appeared at Manchester Magistrates’ Court today charged with the shooting, and was remanded in custody. The defendant only spoke to confirm his name as ‘Psycho, Psycho Stapleton’.
Obviously something going wrong in Salford when human ambitions that low. That low they desire to be known as Psycho because they murder innocent defenceless strangers in their quest for notoriety amongst peers, fellow scum & retards. Psycho my arse, just an angry prick thats got nothing to offer society and going to jail is the know no different option to joining in with society and being at least a half decent person. The latter no doubt is not an option for them and that not being an option is everyone else’s fault.
Sadly these ambitions are that endemic in the nations cities and towns that it’s too late. Whilst police funding goes down these scum are breeding and breeding a massive crimewave and what needs to be said cannot be said in the scope of political correctness.
Also how come these shithouses have to carry weapons and use them on the undeserving innocent ?? The answer is because they are a shithouse that cannot fight with their fists and not got the balls to take anyone on in an equal vein. Glasses, bottles, knives, bats, bars guns all on the defencless innocent as they know no diffo. Nothing more than shithouse retards that should be locked up just for being a shitehouse retard and before they spoil other people’s lives.
If they think their handy or a hard man they should become a real gangster that goes for other gangsters and actually earns a crust from it and not target the innocent defencless public. Alternatively get their chav arses to the boxing clubs or martial art clubs or the forces (if they have it in them). See how far they get playing the hardman on a level playing field. They would get no where because they are the hardman they like to think. They are just shit that target the innocent and defenceless, they would probably even gun down their own gran or grandad if it eleveated their status amongst fellow scum.
L Hulton can never be Bolton. Just cos its on the edge of Salford dont mean its not part of it. The accents wot u go off. L H do NOT speak Lancashire like Bolton does: L H is Manchester thru and thru. Geographically physically near Bolton but is swamped by Salford overspill hence has the culture of Manc/Salford NOT Bolton.
Rightt Little Hulton faggot for one little hulton shudnt even be manchester its like radcliffe u shud be bolton. Why you comparin ur endz to ordsall eniway it nufin be proud of n u sey little lever crew HA ther bwt 15 of u little gays come down my endz a propa Manc place n see how u cope round here i can garantee u in first 2 days u will either get battad or shankd or shot u pussy holes Your all white boys tryna be black sort it out stick to ur roots
hahaha LITTLE f**king HULTON, its hardly a part of manc more Bolton if u’d ask me why u tryin compare little hulton to a place like dat eniway it f**k all like that come spend a week up moss side then u will see how fuckd fings in manc are n this fings funny its true tho 15 yea old girls wit 2 or 3 kids walkin bout it aint a pritty ting to see. And Little Hulton i got 1 fing to say to u ya manchester wanna be’s come to were the heart of manc is MOSS SIDE
shutt it u just fink ya ard as fuk coz u is frm salford perecinct n dem areas wedd kick fuk owt ov ne ov u salford cunts
What a c**t you are. Little Hulton was built for TWATS like you, its a shit hole full of wankers like you who are brain dead. You are all in-bred. My guess is you shag your mother everyday you moronic piece of shit.
init f**k off all u stuck up twats i liv in Little Hulton (LH) wich is just lyk ordsall dey bth get bad press sayin dat dese 2 places r da roughest in salford da fing is we jst like avin a laff n we dnt lyk necomers cumin mokin da place i memba once wen 1 did e got is ed kicked in n 4 moss side its not dat rough its just got a couple of black gangs.
hahahahaha that is funni as fuk m8!! sum o the stuff u fink they say in ordsall they dnt but all o the rest is true haha ordsall is proppa bag-ed lang it is funni as fuk tho n the ppl there r a buzz i think use r all jus stuk up pricks wiv no lifes tho haha but that fing u rit was a reebok classic m8, keep em cumin, i erd that on james stanich time ago tho never mind, im off now goin to breast feed little chardaine and demi-lee bay bye, xsalfordgirlx
I have lived in Ordsall. The Earthquake disaster is “top, mint, sorted and buzziiiiiiiin!!! ha ha
It really is a dangerous place though, salfords most well known firm, known to all as “The Firm” started out there.
One funny moment was when a few of “the boys” got “ballied up” nicked a Police RS Cosworth (the first one in salford by all accounts) and battered up and down Fallowfield, ripping the doors off on lamposts etc before setting it on fire. Someone (you know who you are ha ha) taped it on a video camera and dubbed a rap tune over it. It did the rounds for months. It was even more popular than that one with the pit bulls twattin each other.
oh well, cest la vie innit ya bastards!!!!