This statement kind of sums up salford. . . . .
SALFORD EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Salford last Wednesday morning. The epicentre was in the Ordsall area.
Casulties were seen wandering aimlessly uttering “Bang out of order,
mental and sorted” The earthquake decimated the area causing damage to be in the excess of £17.55. Several priceless collections of
mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historical importance (formerly used for storage of burned out cars) were totally destroyed. Many of the Ordsall locals were woken up before their giro’s had arrived.
One resident Kylie Sharon Smith a fifteen year old mother of four said “it was such a fuckin shock. I wondered what the fuck it was. Little Chardonnay, Destiny and Brooklyn came runnin into my bedroom, my hands were shakin that much I could hardly skin up”.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 400 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to aid the crisis; unfortunately looters highjacked the wagon when it entered the area. Rescue workers are
>still searching through the rubble in the hope of revovering some of the Elizabeth Duke soveriegn rings, benefit books and Poundstretcher ornaments said to have been lost in the devastation.
WE NEED YOUR HELP
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing for those unfortunate enough to be caught in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are Lacoste tracksuits, Burberry caps, Beanie hats and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are also required. They include McCain oven chips, Aldi beans, Monster Munch and Iceland pizzas. Alcohol is also in short suply, especially
White Lightening Cider, and Special Brew. Cash donations are more than welcome, 22p buys a signing on biro, £2.50 buys a jumbo sausage and chips, £20.00 buys a bent MOT and £16.00 will buy 200 Embassy Regal from the back of Tommo’s van
YOUR HELP IS MUCH APPRECIATED
Rightt Little Hulton faggot for one little hulton shudnt even be manchester its like radcliffe u shud be bolton. Why you comparin ur endz to ordsall eniway it nufin be proud of n u sey little lever crew HA ther bwt 15 of u little gays come down my endz a propa Manc place n see how u cope round here i can garantee u in first 2 days u will either get battad or shankd or shot u pussy holes Your all white boys tryna be black sort it out stick to ur roots
hahaha LITTLE FUCKING HULTON, its hardly a part of manc more Bolton if u’d ask me why u tryin compare little hulton to a place like dat eniway it fuck all like that come spend a week up moss side then u will see how fuckd fings in manc are n this fings funny its true tho 15 yea old girls wit 2 or 3 kids walkin bout it aint a pritty ting to see. And Little Hulton i got 1 fing to say to u ya manchester wanna be’s come to were the heart of manc is MOSS SIDE
shutt it u just fink ya ard as fuk coz u is frm salford perecinct n dem areas wedd kick fuk owt ov ne ov u salford cunts
What a CUNT you are. Little Hulton was built for TWATS like you, its a shit hole full of wankers like you who are brain dead. You are all in-bred. My guess is you shag your mother everyday you moronic piece of shit.
init fuck off all u stuck up twats i liv in Little Hulton (LH) wich is just lyk ordsall dey bth get bad press sayin dat dese 2 places r da roughest in salford da fing is we jst like avin a laff n we dnt lyk necomers cumin mokin da place i memba once wen 1 did e got is ed kicked in n 4 moss side its not dat rough its just got a couple of black gangs.
hahahahaha that is funni as fuk m8!! sum o the stuff u fink they say in ordsall they dnt but all o the rest is true haha ordsall is proppa bag-ed lang it is funni as fuk tho n the ppl there r a buzz i think use r all jus stuk up pricks wiv no lifes tho haha but that fing u rit was a reebok classic m8, keep em cumin, i erd that on james stanich time ago tho never mind, im off now goin to breast feed little chardaine and demi-lee bay bye, xsalfordgirlx
I have lived in Ordsall. The Earthquake disaster is “top, mint, sorted and buzziiiiiiiin!!! ha ha
It really is a dangerous place though, salfords most well known firm, known to all as “The Firm” started out there.
One funny moment was when a few of “the boys” got “ballied up” nicked a Police RS Cosworth (the first one in salford by all accounts) and battered up and down Fallowfield, ripping the doors off on lamposts etc before setting it on fire. Someone (you know who you are ha ha) taped it on a video camera and dubbed a rap tune over it. It did the rounds for months. It was even more popular than that one with the pit bulls twattin each other.
oh well, cest la vie innit ya bastards!!!!