Sadly this is a true reflection of a town that has rapidly degenerated to the point of shame. I too have ventured down Stockport on a Saturday night, and let me tell you this…Heaven and Hell is a club you go to once, and only once. A truly memorable experience, if only to laugh at the underage slappers and spotty scally lads who all look identical with their shaved heads, stripy jumpers and Rockports (is this so the police can’t distinguish between them?)
And don’t forget the delightful gold clowns that swing round the chav girl’s necks on Argos’s cheapest gold chains – don’t stand too close, they are a deadly weapon in disguise. One toss of their greasy scraped back pony tail and that clown will have your eye out. And there’s no point claiming, because Stockport Magistrates is NOT a place you want to be associated with. Never have I seen so many inappropriately-dressed miscreants congregate en famille…would a suit from TKMaxx cost so much, or even just a top that didn’t reveal the majority of their Loret de Mar tan?? Surely all those benefits should be put towards something other than a 2litre bottle of White Lightning, 3 Big Macs and a pack of 20 Sovereign?
I have to admit I feel ashamed to have to write Stockport on my address, despite being from one of its much, much nicer suburbs (yes they do exist).
OK, in it’s defence…actually, I can’t think of anything. Avoid it.
Ur a nasty stuck up – u no wat Im not lowering my standards to yours! It doesn’t take a genius to understand that every place you go has it’s faults but then every place has its perks as well, you are very broard minded, though I have to admire your bravery, going somewhere, once and writing a colum on your experiences tho u clearly don’t have any, or not enough to write about it in such a disrespectful way. Maybe next time u go to what ever u came from u could pick up a brain. Then come to Stockport. K?
One of the biggest s**tholes I’ve ever been to. Shopping on a Saturday is a great time to see the locals. They used to put these people in travelling shows for you to laugh at, these days you just go to Stockport. God knows who comes out at night!
MY DAD IS THE GOD OF STOCKPORT AND HE WILL RIP U UP BR000!!111!!!11111111ONEONEONE!!!1111
you went to stockport on a saturday night? thats just explains it all. YOU my friend are the CHAV. Heaven and Hell? seriously? how old are you about 10?
tell me lordbanna what is your definition of a scally????……… living in Stockport I can certainly see what you mean however as I am what id class as a chav as i wear named brands, like jewellery and speak in slang does that make me a scally i think not!! from my understanding the term scally is derived of a low life dirty scumbag who likes nothing better than to fight and make a name for themselves with violence physically or mentally which in actual fact is something you just did with your derogatory comments towards another human being. people that dress in beenie hats with there jeans around there arse or people that have jet black hair with over the top makeup on even when females are just as likely to attack you as another wearing a hoodie and brandishing a big tattoo the thing is its about the person and not the stamp of the group that person fits. i would take a long hard look at myself and think again before i post such a ridiculous comment about who and who isn’t a scally!!!!
Bring back national service for the lazy bunch of alcoholic degenerates
how pathetic. ok so theres chavs in stockport, whatever, theres chavs everywhere! theres also goths, emos, moshers and everyone else everywhere you go! just get over it for god sake! nothings gonna change cause you felt the need to write about it on chavtowns, so this is really pointless and unnecessary.
GOTHS N MOSHERS R WELL BIG HEADED N R AS VIOLENT N GOBBY AS SCALLIES SO DONT FEED ME DA s**t OF seLF DEFENCE!
y da fuk wud we pretend 2 b chavs! :S
im not so much a scally more of a scallies bitch n all my m8s r scallies
ppl like u r jst silly swots
go away
I TotAlLy agree wid u manc-lass every1 is like ” o stockport is chav central” etc well its not! lemme get fings straight ere
1. da reason y sum ppl like 2 shorten words like – r= are is cos its jst less wrk n saves u more space 2 rite otha fings
2. not all scallies r violent- most of me m8s r scallies n dey not out lukin 4 trouble dey eitha jst like da fashion or wen dey do fite etc its self defence
can someone please tell me why all the scallys answer these posts in defence? they just make themselves sound stupid with their listen to me or ill bang ya coz im soz remarks. Then again they are useful when you post a remark and want your point proving sometimes im sure people who post make a second account and pretend to be chavs to prove their own point