Well what can i say….tamwufff!! as chavsters would say, i used to be a chav but had the common sense to be normal! what is the deal with hair glued to the hed and white lightenin in one hand?! the poor prix 
all the girls are slags that have been pregnant atleast once before the age of 15 and the lads are so bigheaded. Sorry boys grow up! i know alot of chavs and they are all ‘safe’ with me….they all have atleast one sovereign and 5 chains round their necks swingin from left to right due to their funny walk they call ‘bowlin’. i think its funny when you see them down the castle grounds walking in what they might call a straight line bowling n you shout wanna spoon with that bowl mate?! the looks they give haha hilarious!!!!
….THE IDEAL PLACE TO SPOT CHAVS!!!!!!!….
KUBE ON MONDAY NIGHTS AROUND 7PM
POLESWORTH MARKET SURROUNDING THE DRUGS MARKET OR PIRATE COPIES DVD’S
‘SMACCY MACCIES’!! (VENTURA PARK MOSTLY!)
SNOWDOME CARPARK ON FRIDAYS REVVIN THEIR ENGINES SHOWIN OFF THEIR ‘BEEFYNESS’
TOWN ON A SATURDAY! THEY MUST APPEAR FROM HOLES IN THE GROUND THERES LOADS OF THEM ‘SMOKIN A WEED MANN’
IN THE FAMILY PLANNIN!! OMG ITS LIKE A MINI MOTHERS MEETING GOING ON THERE.
WELL YOU COULD ALWAYS CHECK OUT JAIL SPOSE ITS CRAMPED WITH BAGHEADS AND THEIFS!
Funniest thing you can ever see happen to a chav!
Being sick and taking the piss because they’re lying on the floor with sick all over there joyful clothes.
On a ‘whitey’ smoked too much weed mate?!?!
Chav on chav fight….somebody is going to get hurt with that deep cut from the sovereign or stashed knife they had in their pocket!
How to spot a drug dealer!!!!
well they have about 4 cars..that are ‘done up to the dogz bollox’
‘dressed up to the max man’
really skinny and looks like a skeleton
has to have there little groupies so say 5 mates
has that girl with the madonna done, JD bag on her back, a fag in one hand, hair glued to there head and so tight they have chinky eyes.
Walking a ‘badass dog’ i.e. staffy, boxer, rotty etc.
get arrested after a raid!
comment back please…i could do with some non-chavness today 
:D bye xxxx
You know nothing .Tamworth does not have the highest underage pregnancy in Europe and yes I am a twat,if this means I work hard pay my bills have 4 bed detached house and 3 holidays a year. Please don’t,say I’m posh because I’m not I was brought up in care homes and spent 10 years in the army.life is what you make it and I do enjoy intimadating a chav who gives me a ‘I’m hard look’. I will help anyone if asked so ask me as I feel your in need of help.
Tamworth used to be a lovely small old town full of history then birmingham overflowed and it became an over spill town full of Horrid council estates and those ugly tall tower blocks in the town center! if you live here you will know what i mean! All of its historic buildings got knocked down!For example the train station used to be a beautiful victorian building but due to move people coming in from birmingham they knocked it down and built drug central! Imaging what an amazing place it would be if it stayed the way tamworth should be!
HAHAHAHAHA!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! … I hate all of the girls from Tamworth, they are all slags who don’t know how to keep there knickers on!! Wouldn’t surprise me if they actually didn’t even wear knickers. None of them have any self respect and f*ck the first thing they see or that has a pulse. All you lads out there if you ever want a easy f*ck then you know where to go!!
tamworth is a s**t hole lied here all my life and nothing is good thats why i dont hang around the streets
My god,you hav’ent a clue.Try living in Beesten Leeds or manchester,Liverpool.It is plain to see you lot have never lived anywhere but Tamworth,so have no ref. point to judge Tamworth.I have lived in many citys around the UK and Tamworth is no chav town compared to Some big citys.Now I’m like the next person and dislike chavs in genral as they are mostly thick narrow minded inbreds,but don’t make out Tamworthis bad for chavs because it is’nt.In fact you want to be gratefull you live in a half decent town. Anyway I hope you get out there and live a little and see what life is like outside your bubble.All the best .Steve
Statistics put Tamworth as having the highest underage pregnancy rate. In Europe. Try again.
this fella who rote this is a twat
but admit it he is rite tamworth people r inbread and bad chavs
Hello there, Anna and Steven here. We have to say we enjoyed the article very much, made a grey day much lighter! Will also say “Bunderella” you made us wet ourselves with laughter. We think personally that chavs are a completely different species, but its really quite ironic as it is a completely construed sub standard category of society- the thing we have always noticed with chavs (or scallies as we call them back home in northern ireland) is that they wear a social mask continually. To further the sense of irony this mask is completely detrimental to their status, many of the not so violent/ psychotic chavs that we have known have actually been quite nice people underneath the acts they put on, but they totally lay waste to this part of themselves to look big and hard. its really quite a sad fact, because not only are they ruining themselves but they seem to have convinced the older generation that all of us young people are exactly the same. So we say down with chaviness and all of the trouble that comes along with it, lets push for a brighter future with youngsters who can discuss the world around them, enjoy life to its fullest in the safest way and be part of a society that is both worthy and pushes progress and self betterment. Lots of love from flat EG60 x
well obvious;y chavster4eva has only learned to read and write in the last few weeks and obviously on a mobile fone (i presume you were illiterate beforehand) also i bet hes spelling phonetically (YOU KNOW SPELLING HOW IT SOUNDS) sorry to use big words, i know it handicaps them.Im impressed by your use of the word pathetic, although i suppose you saw a picture of yourself in the dictionary under this word. and thought you could use it. Their is definately a village missing its idiot.
lmao at chavster4eva lol u sound like a right twat lol. who the f**k r u anyway i mean nufin 2 be proud of if ur a twat.and whats this word cussin lol :S . ur a f**kin ideot grow up m8 u f**kin retard get a lif. if u keep up like thsi u gona end up on the doll wen ya older so ya no. dnt go tryin 2 start gand war fare on internet, it doesnt scare any 1.
Get over yourself you pathetic loser. Your 25 and slaggin off people about 10 years younger than you. Maybe you should get a life and a girlfriend!
ur r such a twat chav girls arent all sluts u no and laffin in our faces neva works not with any of my m8s anyway cus most of the ppl who laf in their faces get a punch and their down prik
woohoo, lol sum1 like me, i wannid that cd but cudnt get hold of it. grrrr manages 2 get floorfillers 3 tho
i hate dirty chavs and i aint gonna b hiding behind my computer when i knock ten tons of s&it out of the next chav i c if he gives me a dirty look. few years ago my lil bro (a chav) used 2 come home with big wads full of 20 pound notes, sometimes a thousand pound from selling pills n weed 2 dirty chavs, he was only 15, hed come home and talk like he was a posh jobo, nothing like he talked on the street! the truth is chavs r all mumys boy pansies that pretend there hard and only back it up when theres 5 on 1, i know this cus i know a lot of chavs and hate every1 of em.
so run along 2 mommy and go have a good cry, fairy.
oh yeah just so u cant say im just a grebo or goth, im 25, cant remember the last time i wore something black, in2 metal-punk-dance- fear factory, pantera, slipknot, will haven, spineshank, trivium etc
last dance album-bigtunes 2 and i f*ckin love it (disc 2 is the best)
all u fukin grebs & goths go on about us chavs behind ur f**king computers but u can never say anything to our faces i even no there is sum really big heded chavs i no alot of chavs from the barmy army the Kerria crew and Glascote Heath as i used to live in Glascote heath and the chavs that i no are all propa safe
so b4 u say anythin else about us chavs try and actually get a hair cut and buy sum light coloured clothes then talk to sum
and wot r u on about the gel i am a chav and i only wear gel at skool and wear a cap after skool and no it ent a tn cap even i think there s**t
hahahahaha sad f**ks, chavster4life, maybe whitelightenin jus grew up n realised hu it was they were hangin round with, a bunch of sad w**kers with nothin better to do that drink cheap s**t, smoke plants, sit on the streets and make fools of themselves by bein sick or pissin themselves! i fink u need some help m8