Well what can i say….tamwufff!! as chavsters would say, i used to be a chav but had the common sense to be normal! what is the deal with hair glued to the hed and white lightenin in one hand?! the poor prix all the girls are slags that have been pregnant atleast once before the age of 15 and the lads are so bigheaded. Sorry boys grow up! i know alot of chavs and they are all ‘safe’ with me….they all have atleast one sovereign and 5 chains round their necks swingin from left to right due to their funny walk they call ‘bowlin’. i think its funny when you see them down the castle grounds walking in what they might call a straight line bowling n you shout wanna spoon with that bowl mate?! the looks they give haha hilarious!!!!
….THE IDEAL PLACE TO SPOT CHAVS!!!!!!!….
KUBE ON MONDAY NIGHTS AROUND 7PM
POLESWORTH MARKET SURROUNDING THE DRUGS MARKET OR PIRATE COPIES DVD’S
‘SMACCY MACCIES’!! (VENTURA PARK MOSTLY!)
SNOWDOME CARPARK ON FRIDAYS REVVIN THEIR ENGINES SHOWIN OFF THEIR ‘BEEFYNESS’
TOWN ON A SATURDAY! THEY MUST APPEAR FROM HOLES IN THE GROUND THERES LOADS OF THEM ‘SMOKIN A WEED MANN’
IN THE FAMILY PLANNIN!! OMG ITS LIKE A MINI MOTHERS MEETING GOING ON THERE.
WELL YOU COULD ALWAYS CHECK OUT JAIL SPOSE ITS CRAMPED WITH BAGHEADS AND THEIFS!
Funniest thing you can ever see happen to a chav!
Being sick and taking the piss because they’re lying on the floor with sick all over there joyful clothes.
On a ‘whitey’ smoked too much weed mate?!?!
Chav on chav fight….somebody is going to get hurt with that deep cut from the sovereign or stashed knife they had in their pocket!
How to spot a drug dealer!!!!
well they have about 4 cars..that are ‘done up to the dogz bollox’
‘dressed up to the max man’
really skinny and looks like a skeleton
has to have there little groupies so say 5 mates
has that girl with the madonna done, JD bag on her back, a fag in one hand, hair glued to there head and so tight they have chinky eyes.
Walking a ‘badass dog’ i.e. staffy, boxer, rotty etc.
get arrested after a raid!
comment back please…i could do with some non-chavness today :D bye xxxx