Wimborne- a quiet small town for the good old hard people…HARDLY!! Every saturday night the chav’s come out from their little hiding places and fill the little town. The oh so not desirable skivs are dressed in their usual trakie/shell suits along with the classic fake burberry hats as they can’t afford the real McCoy. As the group of fourteen year olds led by a fat twat who goes by the name as PERV, due to his previous attempts of rape, try and get served in the good old safeways it soon becomes apparent that they look as old as new born child! They then pay some adult to buy their booze then go and sit behind buildings drinking their 2 quid bottle of cider. After fulfilling their dreams of being ‘lads’ they then go and look for trouble. They for some reason enjoy walking around and following people to intimidate them and yell completely pathetic chants.
If that doesn’t make you cringe then the fact that they leave the town once they get bored for more trouble should get you started! They walk on up to Canford school which is a public school in canford magna to try and pick on the rich kids! They walk around teh school wishing what it would be like to have more than a fiver in their ‘von chav’ pockets. Once getting bored the usual name calling game, which i gave up after turning 3, becomes a top game for the wonderful crew! Eventually, they are rounded up by the security guards and hopefully have the s**t beaten out of them!
If that isn’t enough Wimborne also has the older generation of chavs, the ‘have-beens’! They are branded with gold ear rings and gold rings and usually have a builder’s arse on show! They fill the pubs such as the cricketrs arms and the pudding a pye!
Favourite hang outs for the little poor chavs: The cricketers, The pudding and pye and under the bridge of the river stour! SO next time ou think Wimborne is a retirement home for the elderly think twice before going there!
This was written in 2005, guys I know the guy they are writing about this is just some disgruntled kids who obv got s**t form the local pikeys. Pay no heed.
hummmmmmmm went to school there (If you could call it a school in the dim and distant past) visit there regularly. There are some great people there but there are also some people who like to make up stories (for want of anything better to do)Not sure if I could ever live there again as I am not used to living in a Golf Fish Bowl – they also have some very annoying bouncers on the door of the Bell at weekends. I was told on New Year’s Eve that I was ‘One of They Troublesome Londoners’ and I was not going to be allowed back into the pub after seeing in the New Year in the Square! Hummmmm – not a happy Bunny. For the record I am not a Londoner but a True Middlesex Girl – and Proud of It. Perhaps that might be the problem?
Agreed with last comment grew up here, left moved to coventry!!! Are you sure you weren’t writing about their, or perhaps u got Wimborne confused with west Howe???? Wimborne always was a safe place where young upstarts got a clip round the ear hole (I know lol) now Ok a lot of the locals have given way to the middle classes and you dont here a true daaaarset accent much anymore but that really is the only problem with this place it’s got pretentious not chavvy!!!!
Really though??? I have lived here all my life, and yes there are people that are like this, but a very small minority, which I’m sure appears in every single medium sized town in the country!!! Sounds to me as if this article has nothing better to do other than slag others off- you’ve probably never even been to wimborne before!!! As for the older generation, they are lovely, and the town is often very sleepy!!! so stop writing crap about our town!