This is a brief introduction to the Chavness of Liverpool, including descriptions on the local species of Chav, so you can spot and therefore attempt to avoid them…
The absolute epitome of Chavisity is Liverpool. Known for their crude language, the Scouse Chavs can spew out expletives almost as fast as they can illegitimate children, which is quite fast according to the local social services. Being from Liverpool myself, these Chavsters give us all a bad reputation, for while they are in the minority compared with the rest of (normal) Scouse society, they make up for it in their loud shouts and supposed mating calls.
The Liverpool Chav can be recognised in a number of ways:
1) The males will most certainly be wearing some form of tracksuit, probably LaCoste, with a not-so-matching pair of Rockport boots. The females usually delight in sporting the latest in Sunbed fashion (“A pound for forty five minutes? Omigod I’ll ‘ave to ‘av a go on tha’ one!”), along with something revealing, such as a social security form tucked into their miniskirt.
2) A bloke with his hand down his crotch is a dead giveaway, as is a cap in any shape or form.
3) The females often sport a post-coital bump, usually uncovered, with a fag in one hand and their favourite bottle of peroxide in the other (well how else do you explain year round bleach blond hair, with no sign of roots?)
4) Chavlings (the spawn of adult Chavs) are usually recognised on the streets between 9am and 3pm weekdays, often riding a bicycle, which has usually been stolen. Their sole purpose is to follow in the footsteps of their mothers, the fathers not usually known.
The randomness of Chav violence became apparent to me one day as I came home from Priory Medical Centre. As I was walking down Breck Road in Anfield (an area high in Chav density, low in employment), a Chavling of about fourteen passed me in the street. Admittedly I did glance at him, heaven forbid, in order to make out whether he was wearing a fake LaCoste tracksuit or not. Staring at me gormlessly, the school drop out shouted “yer fuckin fag, I’ll fuckin ‘av you” (which was highly original I thought). Not knowing whether this was a threat or a proposition, I continued towards my destination with The Chav hot on my tail. A couple of minutes later he was gone, most likely distracted by something shiny, such as a used syringe.
The pack-like mentality of Liverpool Chavs is so well spread, that every street corner in Liverpool has its own Chav clan, more often than not interbred, due to the lack of paternal knowledge. However, they are ruthless in their aspirations to find one another, seemingly gravitating towards one another, the Chavettes and the Chavsters meeting and mating to produce offspring, undoubtedly as a ticket to a life free of employment, funded by the state. This seems to be biological. I wonder if there is a Chav gene? And if so, if a foetus is known to have it, should it be grounds for abortion?
This is just a brief introduction to Chavness in Liverpool. Watch this space…
“gibo” why dont you f**k off somewhere else if you have a problem with liverpool? f**king cock. Like other people have said – the people on this talk shite and have probably never been to liverpool. Oh and they are scallies. not chavs.
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you sound like a big girls blouse your probebly a goth, do you sit up till 4am playing rollplay games with your sad mates? are you a virgin? do you stink a bit? do you go the krazy house? thought so. by the way i’m not defending anfield its just you sound like a right ponty boy…. I work on breck road and let me tell you its like the fuckin island of dr moreau around here a real freak show. the young people around here seem to be in uniform, tracksuits for the lads and pyjamas for the girls however some of the girls will gell dolled up from time to time and where cheap see through leggings instead. everyone over the age of 30 seems to have given up on life they simply wander from pub to pub betting shop to betting shop bingo hall to the job center. you get the picture the whole area is blighted by the stinking sesspit that is liverpool football club. Stuck in the middle of 10 million shithole houses is the festering anfield stadium. THE MIGHTY KOP i dont know any real scouers that support liverpool. only scumbags if fact its liverpool fans that give Liverpool a bad name. they should move anfield to dublin then the home fans wouldnt have for to travle. The whole breck road, oakfield road robson st area smells of shit. perhaps its the meffy people that doss there………………..
The author of this piece needs to get one thing straight: Liverpool does not have chavs, it has ‘scallies’, there is a difference. Chavs were burberry and caps, for example, you don’t be seen dead in these in Liverpool. The scally is also more intelligent than the chav. The only chavs in Liverpool are those coming from outside the city to shop.
Where is the 1st? – wow what an achievement, bet you are proud of yourselves for that!!
ure fukin cheeky…i mean how can ya say tha evry1 in liverpools the same..im from liverpool and im not even blonde so ya can fuk tha for a start…and in a survey they found tha liverpool is the 2nd most friendly city in britain!! xx
wayyyyy go u scouse gurl totally agree wit yaa!
woooo well in MattD!!!!!!!! tryna get this across in other peoples messages but i didnt put it as nicely as you hehe im not a chv like i just hate people assuming liverpool is full of chavs and scallies and that there all just stuck up snobs who think anyone who fancies wearin a tracky is a chav there just a load of fuckin twats who i dont even bother with
I disagree with all your presumptions on Liverpool, Liverpool is a developing city with many news shops and buildings being built, meaning lots of new jobs and attractions. I have walked around the streets many a time and not had any bother. I have never had any serious trouble in this city.
What really pisses me off is people slagging of Liverpool for what they presume it is. Have you been here? Have you been in the other areas apart from Anfield, the dingle etc? Ask yourself this and if the answer is no you can just f**k off back to your own f**king sheep shagging village, and keep your mouth shut.
i totally disagree with yer mate, iv lived in anfield for 7 years now (im now 16) and i used 2 live in the wirral. Im not a chav and I have know dat der is ppl like u sed in ya post but what town duznt av ppl like dat aye so ders no need 2 be slaggin anfield off its one of da best places 2 me when i moved ere i got along with everyone. maybe ya shudnt go starin a ppl ya fkn nobed. an dat used syringe thing is out of order ders no need. an i no loadsa ppl 14-17 round anfield an most of them are studyin at college while workin part time so that job fing ya chatin is a loada shite getya facts rite ya fkn prik!!!!!!!!!!!