London Borough of Southwark enters the chav fray with this most dangerous bunch of tight knit ( inbred) Sarf London shitbags. Do not go to Bermondsey , they will spot you, then they will kill you, the whole “community” will then close ranks.
Their “football” team is the noble Millwall , that beacon of multicultural relations. I went there once to see my team play this scum, it was the most frightening day of my life. I am 6’3″, my knees were shaking , my teeth were chattering. I wanted to die, …….it nearly happened. Gangs of feral effluent attacking old men and kids. There is no “law” around here , the police are genuinely scared of this filth. On Saturday afternoons whole generations of scum will turn out to attack visiting fans.
On a much brighter note, the locals when not attacking outsiders often shoot,stab,murder their own for pleasure. Their attire is the usual chav but it is not “snide” it is “ream” . Taken from a lorry highjacked on the Old Kent Road , the driver unnecessarily beaten senseless despite voluntarily giving up his quarry , just for a “laarp”.
Stone Island , Prada, Burberry. It’s all here. So are the obligatory JJB England flags hanging out out of their high-rise asbestos hell. No cars on bricks though, cos they take turns in stealing each others auto-chavheaps, and it’d be a waste to ruin a perfect thieving opportunity for 10 year old chavs in training for their future careers.
Single motherhood is essential , for maximum benefits. Do not under any circumstances have a child the same colour as yourself , or who looks anything like your current(ie This Weeks)partner/abuser.It’s bizarre here , the white boys are called Dwuanne and Aaron, and the black boys Micky or Dave . Bit confusing I know .
Want to know what the average local chav is like . Well, you do .Jade Goody is from this asylum. She is considered a bit of a sage by locals .Cos “She done well , yu na’a min.”
If you dare to go here listen out for the expressions “chored”, “weighed in”, “raggd” among many. Bring a baseball bat . Don’t worry you wont stand out, everyone here’s got one in their “drum”.
The local currency is not UK Sterling , but other peoples property.Shortly after your 5th drumming(burglary),you may get some of your old possessions back ,as long as they “do” next door as well.
It is essential to be an in-denial addict . Drugs of choice Crack(for scumbags, apparently!, but theyre all on it), Charlie( for special occassions i.e Chantelle’s first birthday party), Skunk( for….all day everyday to blot out the misery of their blighted lives).
Ray Winstone starred in a film about this hovel called “Nil By Mouth”. My Mrs said it looked an awful place . The film actually made it look like St Tropez.
Do not go to Bermondsey they will spot you, then they will kill you ,then the police will say there is insufficient evidence to present a case.
Bobby Denton 
iv lived in Bermondsey all my life and so has most my family and its nothing like what you described its a very friendly place with a brilliant community the only time theirs any trouble is when scum from Peckham try to start on the white kids and if you took your head out your arse you’d realise that you f**king stuck up mug.
well all I can say is I told you so…
well all I can say is I told you so…
well all I can say is I told you so..
well all I can say is I told you so..
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I live in Rotherhithe,and yes I was in a gang,I was a loser,I was bad,then I found Jesus,deep in my mind I knew Jesus was near,I just didnt want to except him,didnt have enough faith if you like,………………but I knew he was near me,just waiting for me to find him.Then one day I was watching TV,feeling like he was near, feeling his presants,then I found him,he was hiding behind the sofa.”WHAT THE f**k DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING BEHIND MY SOFA?I screamed at him.He stood up looking embarresed and said,”Ive been living in your house for over 3 months,Im sorry……….but I had nowhere else to go.” Get the f**k out of my house I told him,…..and you can take that f**king cross to,Im not having that cluttering up the place………………….and get a hair cut and a shave you look like a wino……f**king liberty taking…..of all the………………
I had a simaler religous experience when I was a vicar at a St Albans church many years ago.(Im a wrestler now)I had a drink problem and stupidly I stole a bycycle when drunk,I dont no why I did it,but anyway I was arrested after a police chase involving a helicopter,for peddling the wrong way whilst drunk on a stolen bike down the hard shoulder of the M1,they had to use a stinger to stop me.The magistrates gave me a community service as it was a first offence,”it was a very dangerous and foolish thing to do Mr Davros wasnt it”?they said.Not realy I answered God was with me,I replied.”Yes we no the police found him sleeping it off in a bush”
I live here in Rotherhithe,my home is like a prison Ive so many bars on the windows and two security gates to stop the local scum breaking in and stealing my pension.Im 86 next tuesday,Ill be dead soon thank god,the sooner the better,those London gangsters are even on the telly now,its awfull,that thugy one Dave Courtney,hes in all thows Mike Myers films,I couldnt believe my eyes,I mean Goldmember is meant to be a comedy,children watch it,and theres Dave Courtney playing himself,Dr Evil.I reconised him straight away,the bald head and everything,he didnt even bother to disguise himself with make up,I turned the telly off in disgust……………….hes a bad bad man…..very bad………………..a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad man.
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I live in Rotherhithe,and my sons in a gang,I keep telling him he looks like a right muppet dressed up in his pathetic street gang clothes,walks around thinking hes real hard with his hood up and just his eyes showing like they do,looks more like Charlie Chaplin than a gangster.Hes ellergic to work,comes out in a rash if you mention it,says hes hanging out with his bloods,there gonna do a big job one day he says,only big job hes capable of is the floaters he leaves in the toilet,doesnt get up till about one in the afternoon,his gang name is Bruce,after Bruce Lee,his hero.Got a kung fu book he keeps reading,keeps having to be taken to the hospital all the time cos hes always knocking him self out with his num chucker thinges,rice flowes thingey me bobs,more Bruce Forsyth than Lee.Hes an embaresment realy,they all are,laughable………….pathetic………sad realy.
yes they do make you laugh,especialy when their on the telly with their hoods up and their scarfs wrapped round their silly little emtey heads,thinking thier in the Bronx,all they seem to do is stand around posing like nobheads,……..well they are.
yes they are comical,its sad realy,to much tv and playing Grand Theft Autos to blame.I could understand it if they were real gangsters,but their all relying on the dole.They walk about with just there eyes showing as if their public enamy number one,they havnt got cars cos they cant afford one ha ha,they have to go by bus ha ha oh they do make me laugh.Can you imagin the Krays going by bus?”Come on Ron stop smashing the bush shelter up the number eleven will be hear in a minute” “NO NO IT WONT YOUR LYING weve been here for over a hour Reg,why do we have to go by bus all the time its f**king stupid,I feel a right c**t carrying this blood stained rolled up carpet with a body in it all the way down to the Epping forest,every c**t giving us funny looks on the bus,why cant we get a car like the Richardsons Reg ay?” “Ive told you why,WE CANT AFFORD IT,maybe we can get a crisis loan from the social,tell em we need it for a couple of secound hand bikes or maybe even a tamden,anycase the bus is hear now,oh f**k look now whats happened the carrier bags split,f**king heads fallen out………”
I live in Bermondsey Im 78,Ive seen it all mate,nothing you can tell me about Bermondsey I dont all ready no.the crimminals were better in the 60s they where the “chaps”they all lived by the crimminal code,not like the scum you get nowdays,it was a pleasure to be a victim of crime in thoses days.I got mugged near the Rotherhithe tunnel once in the winter of 68,hit me straight over me ed with a brick, I thought here we go Im in trouble here,as I lay on the pavement in a pool of blood as he pulled me watch off.Give us ya fuckin wallet you c**t or Ill kill ya,he said,so I did and he ran off leaving me to die.Then I realised he was one of the “chaps”hay I shouted come back I didnt realise you were one of those decent crims,one of the chaps,Ive got a wad of 20s down me sock,you missed them,I keep em there incase a scumbag lowlife cowardly mugger crim mugs me”Thanks he” said,”sorry about your head looks a bit nasty that you want to be more carefull”theres some right scum about”Dont worry about me I said you go and treat yourself to something nice,bye”See ya”he said as he gave me one last kick.Same when we got burgaled,came ome and the wife was in tears,”theyve stolen everything Freedom” she said,”Our rent money,mums wedding ring she left me,our little Sallys wheelchair she needs to get about with as shes disabled,her piggy bank,the telly, the stereo we worked so hard to buy….the lot even my soiled knickers,their nothing but animals”Then I saw the note left by the burglars,”sorry about the mess,were old school crims,thanks”I showed my wife,f**k me she jumped with joy,Ive never seen her so happy,I thought she was going to have a orgasm,I was overwhelmed to,”thank god she said arent we so lucky,to think it could have been a sneak thief,a low life scumbag who has no respect for anyone or anything,if Id have known it was going to be one of those,lovable rogues,thows old school villians who always write books about how wonderfull they are, Id have baked them a cake.Same when I got shot with a sawn off shotgun in the kneecaps when I was a security guard,”thanks mate old school I suppose?”I screamed in agony.”Fraid so,dont worry Ill write you into my book when I write it,say it was your thought for getting a job as a security guard “he replied,”thanks I said make sure you spell me name right wont ya,me old mate”Sure will he said as he shot me in the bollocks,bye
Hello,Im new to all this Internet whot ume call its,is this You tube?You know You tube?I want to see the one where the little fluffy kitten gets blasted out of the barrel of a Russian tank.Im 85 next Wednesday,Ill be dead soon,better off dead than living around here,thats all I can say.Thows beastly gangsters your all on about that make peoples lives a misery,its disgracefull them being allowed to make money writing those horrid nasty books about their egotistical selfish selfs.I scubbed floors for a living,I never wrote no books,and they have films on the telly about them.I saw Goldmember with that Mike Myers chap,yesterday,I wont watch it again thow,I turned the telly off when I saw one of thoses London gangsters had a major part in the film as Dr Evil,that Dave Courtney chap,I reconised him immedietly,playing himself as well, the bad bad bad bad………..bad man,no make up nothing,it shouldnt be allowed,hes a bad bad bad bad bad man………………..realy bad.
Your fuckin out of order son,who the f**k do you fink you fuckin are a you mug slaggin the Krays off ay?you wanna fuckin slap?Im from Penge,I done bird wiv the Krays,puca geezers not phychotic mad men like what they were made out to be.Ron was a very intelligent kind man,he loved animals,he said to me once when we was both strapped down on our beds in the segrigation block in Broardmoor,”Beergut” he said,”I luv animals so fuckin much Ive decided to write to all those evil people I keep hearing about,who live in ivory towers and tell em to stop killing elephants”I had a fuckin tear in me eye,Ill always remember that day the big softy.Then one day I found a little mouse,I was gonna stamp on it maybe torture it a bit,but Ron said hed look after it as a pet,he had that little mouse for years,used to talk to it and feed it little bits of cheese,carried it every where in his pocket,even had its name printed on it,Microsoft.Then their was the Krays paintings (google them) they both gave me a few of em,still got em at ome on the wall,they had such a talent for painting,realy brought out there personalitys,should have been up there with that Rembrant geezer and Rolf Harris in my opinion.Chainsaw lessons by Rons my faverite,the way the blood flows out of the blokes ed whos tied to a chair,sort of screams out at you HELP ME SOMEBODY.Then theres Rage by Reg,two blokes fighting with meat cleavers,all done in a vivid red.Cement boots is another,and one called acid eyes,blindin.I pratically like their very unique painting style,the matchstick like figures and so forth,as if done by a three year old chimpanzee whos wearing a blindfold,very clever,highly amusing,definatly master painters at work……………hummmm!
yeah well wot youve got to be is one of the chaps see aint it bruv?if you aint spent your whole life doing bird like one of the chaps then you aint one of the chaps if you see wot I mean like innit?I mean 99% of the chaps could have earned more money being a milkman cos their so clever and spent so much time banged up like innit bruv,you get me bruv?(hang on a minute just gotta pull me jeans up there hanging rand me arse again like a mental patient,me mates wear em like it see)Take that mad manky blazer guizer,he even admits how mad he is in his book bruv,he can do bird on his ed bruv,hes one of the chaps,he aint the kind of scum that would break into people houses in the blitz while their in a air raid shelter and steal their ration books so they cant feed their kids,and stuff like some kind of parasite would he bruv?Nah the chaps look down on people who do stuff like that innit?Even the Krays like in their marvalous book the Profession of violence (that tells you all the stuff they wont you to know)wouldnt do stuff like that innit,they just went rand bullying innocent people and taking money off em innit?They werent very good at being villians realy like ay?well breaking legs like cavemen and stuff yeah,but you must admit they were well how can I put it?useless at crime realy,about as good as Adolf Hitler was at being a warlord genius.Mind you if they were still about nar theyd be no street crime (smirk)cos they would have sorted it out,theyd be out in their Jag,cruising the streets for young boys,sorry I mean cruisen the streets looking for trouble makers,proberly have a office in the high street so you could go and report crime and stuff innit you sad load of cunts.
Stop fooling yourselfs,only people who think its a great place is the people who live their becouse their ignorant scum,theyd think living in a dustbin full of used rubbers is good.Youve only got to walk around there at night see all the local diveys hanging about the estates,estates where they are going to spend the rest of their poor sad lives,standing on the street corners like millions of other base ball hat tracksuited divey clone muppets the country over.Go to any run down estate in the country your see em,all thinking their the only diveys.Standing about with their hands down their track suit bottoms playing with them selfs in public the perverts,hoping the days go quick so they can get their next dole payment so they can buy some weed the sad twat heads.
THE BRINDLES RUN BERMONDSEY SON!!!!
Yeah the Brindles run the place son,good old Brindles old school villians,puca the kind of puca old school villian who go into banks and stick shot guns in pregnant womens faces,or will break into innocent peoples homes and rifle through your kiddies bedrooms and your wifes knicker draw,steal all your hard earned personal belongings,lovely people………….old school villains,hate to meet one who isnt old school you deluded mugs.
oh grow up you f**king pathetic nob,go and write a book about how marvalous you are,maybe get a adult to help you with the big words.
Dont fuckin talk about my fuckin mate like that you c**t,hes done loads to help the kids in Bermondsey,who do you fink supplys their drug ay?If it werent for puca geezers like Im mate we wouldnt have a drug problem in this country,all that voluntary work he does helping people less fortunate than him,giving something to society instead of being a parasitic scumbag………….makes sense dont it?
Yes he sounds lovely,hel have a book out soon youll see…………..and youll all buy it.
I remember little Billy when he was a toddler,lovely little boy he was then,always torturing small animals,oh he was lovely little boy,so kind so helpfull.
there are some right doughnuts on this site, i swear to go take this for example..Their “football” team is the noble Millwall , that beacon of multicultural relations. I went there once to see my team play this scum, it was the most frightening day of my life. I am 6′3″, my knees were shaking , my teeth were chattering. I wanted to die, …….it nearly happened. Gangs of feral effluent attacking old men and kids. There is no “law” around here , the police are genuinely scared of this filth. On Saturday afternoons whole generations of scum will turn out to attack visiting fans. ( what a load off Bo*****’s. that really is. i go millwall week in week out! and the only trouble i see is when leeds, come down other then that the trouble for millwall is dieing down we are a family club now and we still got a bad name and i don’t think it’s f****ing right!, as for bermondsey BERMONDSEY IS THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE! the shooting and stabbing ha-ah i don’t no where the f**k you got that from mate! but what load off Bo*****’s that is
yeah f**king doughnuts Ive seen em where I live,f**king doughnut muggy cunts,I especialy hate the ones you get and you get all the way home and make a cup of tea,then sit down get your doughnut out take a bite and it aint got no fuckin jam in it.If the Krays were about still you could go tell em,and theyd go burn the shop down innit bruv like ay?
Yeah Georgie you tell em mate,your scum like me and proud of it,you and me make the world a better place,we were born scum,we are scum,were die scum,………I luv ya bru.
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This bloke has it just about right.I lived there for a few years. There ARE some decent people but a lot of scum too. The difference in bermondsey is the amount of violence. Any disagreement on an estate always results in violence or at the very least the threat of it… the women are often worse than the men.
When I say violence I don’t mean a few pebbles at your window.. The police wont even go onto some estates as they’re “run” by certain families and the inbreeding is incredible. They’re ALL related..
The comments on here about benefits and thieving are bang on. The word “job” in bermondsey means burglary…. “nuff said!!”
coarse it results in violence their all thick f**king nobs aint they?hardly the kind of people youd see on Mastermind,wear do you think the word mindless violence comes from?
Don’t agree one bit.
Bermondsey is a tough, pround working class neighbourhood. The definition of chav is somone with no class or intelligence who makes alot of noise. People in Bermondsey have there own unique style and are very sharp.
Most white people are not called Aaron, infact I have never meet anyone called Aaron. Most popular names are things like Terry etc.
As for benifits, there are no more people poncing than anywhere else, Bermondsey is a very tight nitt community with strong family ties. Try finding that anywhere else in London.
As for being spot a mile of, well good luck to them. Most other working class areas of London are unrecognisable from 5 or 10 years ago, Bermondsey is still the same. Good luck to them
oh dear have you got your poor old head stuck in the sand again Harry?shall I call a 999?
yeah still a shit hole……………….
this geezer dont know what he is talking about he missed out a lot of things if your drum gets robbed you can always buy it back half price and its “mate” mate
f**k me is that you Chelsea?aint seen you since borstal,remember me the drum thief landing 3 cell number 67 next to the office?Coarse you do,big bass drum remember?You was the screws tea boy,now look Tottenham I no you wernt a grass,didnt I stick up for you when everyone on the wing accused you of being the Rotherhithe flasher?He aint the Rotherhithe flasher I said didnt I?hes in for stealing knickers of washing lines.I like to help people me Im a “old school villian”see like the Krays,lovely blokes,if you was a innocent shop owner never done anyone any harm,they being “old school”(just like you fantasize about when you watch to many movies Chelsea) would poor acid all over him,or just break a few bones then go home and bum some rent boy theyd picked up,lovely………….puca guizers.
I bet he was pissed when they stole his drum innit?my brother got his violin stolen when he was pissed,f**king bastards innit bruv ay?
serves im f**king right the mug…………..