Where would one start in trying to disassemble the pile of crap known as Blackburn?
I have lived here for over 20 years, and seen the rise to power of the townie muppets which have now overrun the place.
I believe old fashioned values to be to blame for their success – my mother told me about “the olden days”, when families couldn’t afford to support themselves, and therefore tried to marry off any daughters as soon as possible to get rid of the cost of keeping them. Therefore, they were coached in snagging a man, and being a good housewife or whatever they did back then.
This has developed in line with modern approaches into skinny little scrawny haired chav bitches who have no personality, no intelligence, and nothing to offer other than a few years of acting as a prostitute in order to get pregnant as often as possible and “get the CSA on the job”. The council support this activity by giving free housing and bags of support to all the young slappers, who produce multiple offspring simply as a source of financial support, and let them roam free on the streets of Highercroft, Shad, and the extremely undervalued scum capital Livesey.
Due to the inbred imbecilic morons these chav whores are mating with, the offspring they produce are close to pond life, and seem to be closely related to sheep – needing to dress the same, and hang around in large groups to protect themselves, whilst professing they are “WELL ‘ARD!!”. Yeah, whatever.
These scum do nothing other than swap legends about the “hard lads” of Blackburn – a bunch of fat bastard mega chavs who lack any intelligence whatsoever, and just fight like the cavemen they are, dragging anyone who’s there into their pathetic display of stupidity. To further compound this, they all go and watch t’footy at t’Ewood Park, making sure they have a crafty drink of about 2-3 pints (White Lightening or Lynx) before hand, leaving them well beyond their lowly drinking threshold, and liable to glass some f’ker at the first opportunity.
Chav baiting should be legal – the normal people could throw a load of them in a pit and bet on them beating the crap out of one another, either that or napalm the whole damn craphole and be done with it.
Basically – if you live here, I’m sorry for you – and if you haven’t ever been here, then stay away.
If anyone knows how to escape, get in touch.
J4M35 
The original post is fairly typical of many of the scrotes living in Blackburn. I’ve lived in a few different towns since leaving Leeds Uni; Blackburn’s not much different than anywhere else in the country (with a chav problem).
It has excellent access to the motorway network via the M65, so anyone who doesn’t like it can easily escape. We are surrounded by some splendid countryside views, lakes and such. (Apparently these are well used by the local ‘Dogging’ scene if that floats your boat)
There are plenty of scrotes here, sad but it’s true, it’s also home to many different ethnicities who tend to isolate themselves, regardless of what any news paper or politician will say, to the average Blackburner will tell you there is no social cohesion. I blame the inept local councillors who seem hell bent on making Blackburn a number 1 processing centre… for anything (Asylum seekers/immigrants, landfill etc).
Figures are sketchy but one BBC estimate put the Muslim population of the town at 40%… include in that the number of eastern Europeans, Nigerians etc and you’re looking at a town with a quickly evaporating local heritage based on traditional English values.
Many pubs in the town closed following ‘White Flight’ from now asian areas (Audley, Shear Brow ..) I imagine this trend will continue further. It’s getting harder and harder to find meat sold in shops that isn’t Halal. Blackburn was one of the first to trial KFC Halal meat.. this caused tensions for a while but Blackburners tend to forget their personal beliefs fairly quickly if it involves fast food. Sharia law may well be trialled here in the future and this could possibly kill off the chav scrotes for good, so may well be the best thing to happen to the town since the start of the Cotton industry.
Scrotes aside there are many hard working decent folk living in this town. I consider myself as being one of Blackburn’s best exports. There are others of a similar ilk, these tend to migrate fairly early on in adulthood – this leaves a void that no number of chavs can fill.
Be careful if you’re drinking in Blackburn town centre at the weekend, don’t expect reasoning – if you do you’re running the risk that you’ll be kicked about the head til your choking on your own blood. The scrotes can’t understand anyone looking happy or seen to be having fun.
get a feckin’ life and learn to co-exist in society you sad bunch of whingers…
Read the above and you will see why we are called a Chav town, firstly, english please people. learn how to spell, have a little respect for yourselves. finally yes it is as bad as the first post says and worse.