Away from the bright hair and big piercings, Camden has a side to it that would put Guildford, Dagenham and any other of the dross-holes nationwide to shame (or is that pride?).
Being Camden born and bred it shames me to say that my home town is a production line of hooped-earring/flat-brimmed baseball capped wallies with the vocabulary of a pre-born wild boar. Saying that, a lot of them are quite hard and I may well get a kicking if they read this.
Top spot to visit is Belushi’s, which is a bar that must be an act of antipodean revenge on the British to get back at us for the poor service given on the boats going down under in the 1700′s. A Friday nght in there is like an explosion in a beige and tartan factory. There should be tigers jumping through the girl’s earrings and the lads’ trackie bottom waistlines are closer to the deck than their bellies.
Also, being London’s 3rd (I think) most popular tourist attraction, we get chavs from all over the world. It is a truly heart-warming sight to see so many dimwits, from so many nations, congregating at the Lock on a Sunday afternoon. Despite being a home to so many of the UK’s brightest sparks, this lot manage to lower the IQ of the area by about 60%.
The crowning moment was seeing one of them telling a lad (of Somalian heritage) who was born here and raised here and has never claimed a penny in benefits to: “f**k off back where you comes from” (sic).
Maybe it’s because I’m a Londoner?
PS No offence to any of the local chavs that may read this. Although, if you can switch on a computer, you’ve probably graduated from chav to prat.
I cant see what all the fuss is about buuuuuuurrrrrpppp,I luv it rand ere,got some lovely parks for getting pissed in and stuff aint it?You can always find me and me best mate Corky dan the park by Mornington Cresant tube,poncing fags off the office workers at lunchtime and generally harrasing people making it as unpleasant for them as possible buuuuuuuurrrppp,well you expect that dont yan from a proper wino like aint it?In the summer we sit dan by the canal at Camden lock,thats are faverite bench in summer,if me and Corky gets seperated due to falling in the canal or taken away by the old bill we soon find each other again by following the puddles of piss and puke.What I also like about Camden buuuuuuuuurrrrrp,is theyve kept the old red phone boxes,best toilet facilitys in England,nothing I like better than takin a dump in a phonebox,only drawback is people can see you,dont bother me and Corky thow we aint snobs buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrppp.I once heard a couple of American tourists say about our phonebox,”gee honey look aint these english toilets great look they even have phones in them”Made me real proud hearing that it did,real f**king proud to be British buuuuuuurrrppp.Our hobbie is to get realy pissed and see how many tourists and women we can harrass insult,my faverite is,”whhhhhhooorrr get ya tits out ya old slapper”or Corkys faverite “fancy coming back to my cardboard box for a shag darlin,let you peel off me shit stained pants?”ha ha old Corkys got such a way with women I wish I was such a ladies man buuuuuuuurrpp
I think it’s okay for people to be like chavs, wear hoodies and speak weirdly. But as long as they don’t cause any harm to others. The reason why normal people hate chavs is because chavs are scaring people and swearing at them and attacking them and making normal peoples lives miserable. Not all chavs do this but this is the reason that they write these articles. If you chavs will stop putting us off going out at night, we will stop slagging you off. I’m writing this in reply to the chavs that are complaining about this article. I once got attacked and made fun of by a chav two days after my uncle died and it just made it worse. Please leave us alone. We’re not being snobs, we just need to be able to live our lives peacefully
thier all cunts,all drugged up with big mouths,carring knives,stick em in the Army they like guns and knives so much,only problem is the Army wont have em,theyd be crying for thier mums withinn 5 minutes
Zowie is a loser. stop eating KFC you fat peasant. I bet you are a size 16 and have 3 kids……….loser………….go to college, learn to write proper English!! stop threatening people you chav…….maybe you should have a bath coz you stink ………..hahaha
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I think this is appalling and that most of the people who are so appreciative of this pretentious article is and arrogant stuck up twat. Most of these articles I have read on this site have been very discriminatory to ethnic minorities and has a child of a mixed race couple I think it is disgusting that people can still be so ignorant! The majority of people seem to have a problem with the way London has become a melting pot of different cultures, for example tunajonah saying Tottenham smells like Freetown Sierra Leone < How idiotic is that? Anywhere that black people congregate must smell like a 3rd world african country?
Most people on benefits are lazy English people who complain about foreigners taking their jobs and furthermore most chavs are english people. "Hoodies" are supposedly any black boy or anything "non-white" who decides to have a hood on his jacket. Please people I am only
a teenager and your blatant racism is upsetting to see.
Camden is a wonderful place which I loved growing up in, I loved my local church ST Aloysius and my primary school all the way up to secondary school. I am an ethnic minority has are a percentage of my friends none of us are involved in drugs or crime. Also would like to add some people have no choice but to live in estates because that is what they can afford to pay rent for.
You people are like Nick Griffins dream come true!
Yeah sure is a melting pot allright,Ican remember when Camden used to be a place where you could go out anytime of day and night and not get mugged or meet “people” trying to sell you drugs on every corner.I heard one well drug dealer whos well none in Camden say “I wish I was back in Trinidad”so do I then we could disband operation Trident and save the tax payer a few billion quid.How come theirs no special police force for white people ay? why that I wonder?Now weve got a generation of moronic drug taking muppets running the streets,walking around with their trousers round their arse and thier hats on back to front,listening to degenerate music like P Diddy and 50 pence CRAP music I think its called,telling people its ok to rob and rape and spray paint your neighbours wall (cos its art) after youve stabbed him a few times or shot him.If Id have known what a “melting pot of differant countrys” the once Great Britain was going to become,with people who wear sacks on thier heads and have no interest in intergrating with their host country unless they believe in medieval supresive bullshit,to turn us into robots,Id have moved to Russia.
A melting pot of degenerate cutures,all the shit nobody wants,more like a melting toilet bowl of cultures.
zowie is a twat …….loser………..speak properly you thicko…………..Most of thes echavs are thick as anything, no class, no education, nothing ….low life…………..they wil be old one day and realise their life has been one big waste………………..get a ob, educatuon and have some self respect………….ugly people…………..
I dont hate Chavs, Infact i dont realy hate anyone however what i do hate are the lame and lazzy, that think everyone owes them a handout, why do people moan about where they live and how filthy the place is, all that is needed is respect, respect for yourself and others.
Teach your children that its not ok to use bad language, Teach your children to look after the elderly, Teach your children that they have to do a hard days work to live the life that they want, Teach your children to be proud of everything they have achieved, teach your children how to be sociable and have confidence in themselves.
I have a 2 year old Nephew that swears, hits people and does nothing he is told, and before you say it, he has no mental illness.
I also have a 2 year old daughter that does none of the above and is alowed to grow up like a child should, the difference is my nephews mother is Lazzy, wont work, smokes dope (of course this is fine apparently) and palms her kids off on anyone that will have them.
Look around you now and im sure you will know alot of people that fit this description, maybe even yourself, it is not the kids fault that they turn out disrespectfull its the parents, if your a product of your environment then get a job work hard and move.
I do I hate em thier twats,imature nob heads,they all look the same with thier silly clothes and Staffie that shits all over the place,load of cunts,should be locked up.
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hahahahahahahaha, You have to laugh at this “Zowie”, when did the English language end up like this…lol, Is this the new cockney language that escaped me during my time growing up in Edmonton? Im only 35 and left 15 years ago ( as soon as i could ) you don’t realise how bad London now is until you step outside and look back in, ive served my country for the last 15 years and have been to many terrible 3rd world countries, London is on that downward slope, last time i was in Tottenham it even smelt like “Freetown, Sierra Leone” how and why would anyone choose to live like this.
what about helping our country ay?bet you work in Oxfam raising money for machine guns for Africa,f**king Oxfam,last time a gave them one of my old suits I turned the TV on a week or so latter and saw President Mungabe wearing it.
Its funny how the manner in which the author uses derogatory terms such as “Chavs” and “dimwits” demonstates what a sore repressed low-life himself he is.
yeah not like you ay?bet your a pot head I hate pot heads,”got to av a spliff man”pathetic cunts,no better than the park wino.
I feel so sorry for everyone who has to live there and put up with their shit. People who look emo, I feel especially bad for them. I guess I look emo myself to chavs, and I live in southampton, so they try their hardest to undermine me and basically hate me. I really hate chavs, and I don’t see why they have to make everyone else’s lives miserable, and expect us to take it. Can’t they just be descent people like everyone else? Britain would be and alright place without them.
what we need is a police force like we had in the 70s,that take away scum kick the shit out of them in the back of a van,not allowed to do that now thow,no but criminals can do it to us thow.
Camden is a toilet just like the rest of London. Flush the whole place.
no Camden is not a toilet,Camden is the same old Camden,you cant blame buildings,its the sub culture thats crept in,its not peace and love anymore,its war and hate,its people that are the problem,and where does that culture come from?well where does rap music come from?wearing your trousers round your arse with your underpants showing,wheres that from?the knives and gun “culture”?……..I no where its from and so do you but we are forbidden to say it.
it is a toilet bowl,i said so earlyer up top there (Im pointing).up above this.
you f**king arsehole.
lol at that zowie person’s reply f**king dimwit girl. and yes most of those chavs seriously are as inbred as her, i for one am an emo looking boy , hated by all chavs in my area horley [court lodge estate] you don’t ever get a simple life do you, whenever something seems to be fine they’re always close. and she says it’s a free country that’s bullshit, everything f**king costs you silly little whore. nothing is free unless you rob it like i see you twats doing alot. one very skanky pikey chav robbed my phone and tried to stab me the other week but he was very dumb to not notice i had 16 people with me , so we ended up showing the prick that all other ‘cultures’ e.g emos goths skaters, will not stand for there shit anymore. dude you have guts writing all this but my mum never believed me how bad chavs are until i forced her to read this.
I love Camden Town, I must admit that the Chavs seem to be outnumbered by some of the alternative people who go there, like myself, chavs operating a computer? LOL! Sony Playstation maybe, with mummy or daddys (if known) help!
“alternative people” this isnt the 1960s,anyone that goes shopping in camden towns “trendy” shops are not exactly “dropouts” more like people mummys given money to to spend on overpriced rubbish made in sweat shops in India.Every shop in Camden high street is run by Pakistanis,not exactly “hay man flower power”stuff is it,pretend hippies who either live at home with mummy or are students away from home for the first time and want to sample “the real Camden were all the hippies go,smirk”and end up getting ripped off with products that fall to bits by the time they get home.
You Lot Are Fuckin Cracked out m8! U propa go on how chavs are bare thick and all dat shit, U no wat ur da fuckin thick 1, its a free fuckin country yh and we can do wat da fuckinhell we want 2 ok??? n yh we are quite hard its calld livin in da real world u dickhead if i knew hu u were i wood bang u up! str8 up! ur stuck up ur own ass! Get a life and stop hatin mate!
if anyone has acctully opened there eyes and looked theres no chavs in london they all live out side of london we got so called “hoddies” simple as if a chav went say hackney for ten minutes he wud get taken to pieces
Hoddies Chavs whats the differance thier all a load of dole scrounging drug taking muppets
lol your a londoner? Your a dying breed if I remember correctly considering ( In Inner London 55% of all births are to foreign-born mothers) so I think he is quite within his rights to tell them to “f**k of back where they came from”
somebody slipt a LSD tablet in my beer a few years back and i left the pub walked through the east end of London and was convinced Id been teleported to either India or Pakistan,frightning it was,ended up in hospital with a carboard sign made form a old box tied with a bit of string round me neck with I love Ringo written on it in my hand writing,toaly f**ked up I was …………………..scary
yes realy,how unisteresting,and why dont you learn to spell……………………
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