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Cinderford

Posted on: May 19th, 2005 by admin 7 Comments

This place is the anus of the universe. The Forest of Dean is a chav region anyway, and this is its arsehole. Filled with inbred morons in their 3 stripes, I had the misfortune of spending 5 years of my life there. From thieving at the co-op to beating up anybody who’s “not from round here”, the local chavs have some odd code of not going out with anybody who isn’t a cousin or similar. Seriously, the inbreeding is rife. The sooner this shit-hole is levelled, the better.

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  1. Mr Tickle says:

    Its a laugh is the forest of dean,there all so backwards and living in the past they dont even have real chavs,theve still got teddy boys,dont go there unless you want to become a victim of a sexual perverted serial killer.

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  2. Steve says:

    I live in the Forest and I’m from the Forest. My father is Italian American and his family were from Sicily, you couldnt get any less inbred.

    Cinderford, sadly, is a dump, suffering from a drug, crime and disorder problem. I used to live there and although I never had any problems I found the place depressing and had to get out!!

    Yes there are some big business here, but mainly on the industrial estate where space is cheap and access for trucks is good – the town is not so attractive.

    As for chavs, I’m sure we have just as many as any other area in the UK.

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  3. Graham Swan says:

    I think you just made all of that up, all the chavs in Cinderford are to pussy to start on anyone, The Forest Of Dean is one of the top 10 places to live in britain, so it can’t be that bad…

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  4. Jamie Frost says:

    I completely agree. I’ve lived in Cinderford all my life, and I’m 14 now. I really want to move because I’m so sick of the people and the area, it’s just dead! Cinderford is just so disconnected from everything. For example, the other day I wanted a new box file for all my coursework… went into the town, had a look around some of the shops, the ones that are left that is, half of them are now empty, couldn’t find anything! Had to go into Gloucester to get one. I mean I knew everything was becoming more centralised because of the recession, but this is taking the Michael!

    The education of children in the area is also completely ruined. They talk about 1 in 5 children coming out of primary school not able to read and write sufficiently; in Cinderford it’s probably something like 4 in 5, I was just one of the lucky ones!

    Well, rant over, I just hope that sometime in the future they clean up Cinderford and get it back on the map, either that or omit it completely.

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  5. Nick says:

    lol cinderford is the ass hole of the forest of dean i agree.. full of incest.. cinderford is famous for it. And yea it is a chavy place..
    But i dont think the hole of the forest is as bad.. im from between colf and monmouth and very few chavs are around here i assure you.
    and as for people not from round here gettin beaten up its beause they are jumped up little cocks from bigger towns far away buying up all our f**king houses, thinking there it.
    For the record i hate chavs
    brraaaa brrraaaa lol

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  6. Maximus T says:

    Well, at least your time wasn’t wasted in English class. You want to come to Coleford sometime. I’ll be waiting.

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  7. thedon says:

    i live in cinderford mate and yeah i maybe a chav but it anit as bad as u make it out to be u didnt say anything about the old peps liveing in cinderford and the local bussnies did u so shut up ure mouth u c**t and girl freind anit my cosuin its your mum

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