2nd report from Hammersmith:
You may remember me reporting this shithole a while back and slating the f**k out of it. Well its now time for chapter two….
The problems have worsened since my last report, Incest, Inter racial breeding, thieves, muggers, sex pests and Chavs (Only a handful of problems the local council face)
Last week I had the misfortune of having to cross the bridge and pick something up from Habitat. I originally purchased the item in Kingston, But they said I needed to pick it up from the Hammersmith f**king branch (cunts).
Armoured with my stab proof vest a good local knowledge and angry temper (at the time) I started walking over. It wasn’t long before my first bit of trouble…..
“Av you got a fag mate”
I ignored the little rat faced, big eared c**t and carried on walking. Suddenly I felt a belt across the chops. some suicidal bastard happy slapped me. Well he may have been happy, but I wasn’t.
I didn’t bother chasing him because he was with about 9 or 10 other little yobs. Anyway, Later that day I went clubbing and had to pass through Hammersmith again to get the underground up to Leicester square.
On my travels, I took a short cut through the pea body estate (this would be very eventful)……….
…..I noticed a rat faced little hooded gimp at the edge of the road with blood pouring down its face as I approached it, I noticed it was that boy from earlier. He was crying and said he just got mugged for his mobile phone and wallet.
I laughed my f**king head off and said “Ha Ha Ha, you’ve been happy slapped”
WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND. always remember that you Chavy, Pikey, Inbred Bastards out there.
I lived in Hammersmith (close to Charing Cross hospital) August 2010 – April 2011, and I loved it! Sure, it looks a little bit dodgy, but I never came across someone being a dutch bag, and never felt unsafe walking home (day or night).
These days I live in Putney (which is safe and posh-ish), and a couple of weeks ago I got mugged. When I tell people about it, they look at me in missbelief, and says “In Putney!?!?!?!”… You’re not safe anywhere!
Nope your certainly arent,thanks for the phone by the way,and your wallet,I was a bit dissapointed with the haul,bit of a cheap crap Binotone phone,and a penis enlarger.Is there any chance your maybe thinking of getting a Blackberry?if so Ill see you at the usual place,Ill be hiding in the shadows with my house brick,Ill go “pissssst pissssssst! yes you stupid come over here a minute Ive got something for you”
You stupid c**t, you have no f**king idea do you. You have all the chavy places in Britan to choose from and you choose Hammersmith. Well first of all its not ruff, it has its areas but all in all it is not that bad. You take your time going on these websites spreading your racist, posh, pussy shit on the internet for all those other cunts to read while alot of us struggle to keep a roof over our heads and get food for our families. You people make me sick, go hide under your Knife proof vest and leave the people trying to make a living alone.