2nd report from Hammersmith:
You may remember me reporting this shithole a while back and slating the fuck out of it. Well its now time for chapter two….
The problems have worsened since my last report, Incest, Inter racial breeding, thieves, muggers, sex pests and Chavs (Only a handful of problems the local council face)
Last week I had the misfortune of having to cross the bridge and pick something up from Habitat. I originally purchased the item in Kingston, But they said I needed to pick it up from the Hammersmith fucking branch (cunts).
Armoured with my stab proof vest a good local knowledge and angry temper (at the time) I started walking over. It wasn’t long before my first bit of trouble…..
“Av you got a fag mate”
I ignored the little rat faced, big eared cunt and carried on walking. Suddenly I felt a belt across the chops. some suicidal bastard happy slapped me. Well he may have been happy, but I wasn’t.
I didn’t bother chasing him because he was with about 9 or 10 other little yobs. Anyway, Later that day I went clubbing and had to pass through Hammersmith again to get the underground up to Leicester square.
On my travels, I took a short cut through the pea body estate (this would be very eventful)……….
…..I noticed a rat faced little hooded gimp at the edge of the road with blood pouring down its face as I approached it, I noticed it was that boy from earlier. He was crying and said he just got mugged for his mobile phone and wallet.
I laughed my fucking head off and said “Ha Ha Ha, you’ve been happy slapped”
WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND. always remember that you Chavy, Pikey, Inbred Bastards out there.
