Well I have to say Higham Lane seems to be doing well for chavs at the moment. Due to the departure of Year 11s the chavs now thereticaly(yers I am a crap speller) own then school.
Hummmm… where to start. I know the “dead ard” lot in year 10. Well there is alot to say about them isn’t there. You come to school in the morning(if you manage to dodge the thousands of bikes flying past you) and as soon as you walk in you hit them. THE YEAR 10S. There is the pack of about 40+ chavettes crammed down the corridors laughing and giving you smug and dirty looks as you walk past them. Then you hit the “dead ard” lads. You know the ones i mean. The ones who tuck there trousers into there socks thinking it makes them look good…they really need those make over ladies to come and sort them out.
Once you pass the first two periods you hit the canteen for a muffin(or whatever else you fancy eating) you buy your food then scan the room for a space to sit. Well the two end tables are taken up by the year 9 chavs, so you cant sit there. And the end table is where the year 10 chavettes sit. Ah yes, the breeding ground. Seeing that spot after they have left is also a treat. I’d hate to have to clear up after them.
Lunch time is your best bet for all your chav hunters out there. Try Brookdale gates. The “dead ard” year 10s come here every lunch for a fag! I don’t understand hy they think standing right outside school is so clever to have a fag anyway with Evans about, but then again they never really have won the ‘Brains of the Year’ award have they?!
Aaaaahhhhh moving swiftly on… The lovely year 9 chavvys. Well sitting in a room full of chavs every lesson may be a barrel of fun to the average oddbod but not to me. OH NO! If the ‘chalking’ and ‘farm yard animal noises’ isn’t bad enough we seem to get the bitchiness off the girls that never stops. “You said this to so n so n he said this to you and..” OH DOES IT EVER END???????? Oh I forgot to mention the rudeness of chavs to teachers… to any chavs out there who read this please note: it isn’t funny at all. just remarkably stupid!
To the chav hunters: Year 9 chavettes congrigate in the ‘bogs’. No matter what bog. They are there! But for what purpose do you ask? Well for make-up and daily gossip of course. Yes you did hear right.. make-up. Did they put it on before they left the house??? yes! Do they really need anymore??? no! At least I wipe mine off before re-applying not plaster it over the old stuff time and time again, making me look like I’ve got a mud pack on.
Then there is lunch times. The Year 9 chavs will often be found still in school(ok not all of them), some go to…. wait can you guess???? Yes that’s right the local chippy and one-stop, where they will stand outside asking every person who passes if they “av a fag on ya?”. Ah bless.
But now I bet your thinking, what else can this person say about the year 9 chavs. Well. Weekends(yes I seem to know alot about this dont I) you will find the chavs of year 9 and 10(it’s like hell on earth I tell thee) smoking and drinking. Yers where would a chav story be without getting pissed ay? If your thinking about looking for the Higham Hotspots for getting pissed try ‘Scabby Abby’ or ‘Sandon’, there tnds to be swarms there.
Now, after all this excitment I bet you wondering what the year 7 and 8s are like. I have to say the year 7s are learning but the year 8s …….. WOAH THEY NEED TO CALM DOWN. I feel they are the next detrustive youths of today! With there ‘bling’, rockports and puffy coats on they are moving higher in the chav states then any year 8s before. Of course they are only about 3ft tall so they can’t really get ASBOs yet but they are on their way. Oh how I laugh when they make “dead ard” comments to me about being a goth(when I dont really see how I am) and the fact that they try to push in(yer very solid if u ask me) in the dinner que, and i trow it back in their faces makein quick remarks about things that you can see in there brains they are trying to understand, but sadly there brain doesn’t do more than 5 letter words if that.
Having said about the year 8s, it’s actually mainly the lads. Oh how I pity them.. but maybe there is hope for them yet?!
ah well I now think I ahve bored you enough with all my tales! =P This is now to to flutter around the school and give me many a bruise.. but it was worth it!!!!
Hey I think I might keep you informed with the chavvy goings on … Bore you somemore =P
bye for now xx
btw the way the comment above part of it (the secondbit is a quote) its not woti think just to clear that up
Just wanted to say well done to miss shilcock for passin this website on cuz whichever of you lil goths/skaters huever wrote it is gonna get f**ked! and ‘charli’ or someone started it, and if it was ‘naked charlie’ then jack, dan and tom r f**ked
ha ha ha twat heads
-xx sweet peace out x-x
hey i agree with hippy89 and thanx for the comment on the imagine quote this whole thing has gone way to far i say that every1 just forgets the whole thing and we start getting on or aleast just ignoring each other yeah so lets just forget this whole thing and stop slagiin each other off
peace out
i was watching the chavs 2day in there natual envorment and it appers that there is 2 leaders Rich abd Mono however this suprises me as these like all chavs seem 2 b pre evloved apes which krunt and walk with a bent back. The chavs decided that it was all me he did it and said 2 me at dinner they were guna kick my head in. LoL in english 2day Kaite parker was there yet again like vicky pollard but shes 2 stupid 2 no who i am all u chavs r. Let me put this in a form u all understand
Big it up 2 all the goths
oi hu eva is typin all this shit u beta stop nd we got a gd idea of hu it is so i rekon u shud fkin stop with the piss taking cuz to b honest, it ent funny nd all the shit dat u wrote ent true u fkin scum… look how many chavs r ther in nuneaton ay…? nd how many skaters….? nd how many goths….? exactly u fkin diked nd stop trying to pin it all on ova peeps jst cuz u scared u gunna fkin get ya ed kiked in u fkin priks anyways next time say it ALL to our faces u fkin little jew or r u scared?? nd ur the 1 dat rekons ur so solid…. so y dnt u n ur (crew) cum start fight then? as u sed u wer?
inabit u fukin goth/skater/punks wateva u call urselves
hello! nice imagin quote back there…
to the point. Why is everyone getting so angry about waht somebody has wrote on the internet about them? it wouldnt bother me what peolpe said bout me over net i dont care waht people think about me. i know the truth. fair enough it is a bit stupid to insult people by name over net where everyone can see it. you think we have bad dress sense, thats your opinion. our opinion is that we dont like your fashion. does it really matter what people wear? if you hate someone for there clothes its kinda stupid. no offence. and its also stereotpyical to hate someone because you think theyre a goth because there wearing black…
and incase you didnt know, no everyone that isnt a chav is a skater or goth. theres tons of different kinds of people out there. and you shouldnt hate someone for waht they are anyway, if you think about it its kinda like racsim. Cant we all jst get along?i can se why your all so pissed off about people writin bad stuff about u. n if u call people dumb for avin long hair or sumamt sayin they dunno how to get a hair cut… we could say u dont no how to wear a hat, but thats the way u like to where your hats n thats the way some of us like our hair. you dont like our music, we dont like yours, not everyone likes the same music. its a fact. i cant think of anythin else to wright so just keep cool, sort it out in a non-violent way and get along with eachother.
peace out!
P.S
think about it, were all the same deep down inside. so put your differences aside n get along. Cya
luk ye the whole lot of u gaqy goths wnt knockin out cz ur jus a bunch of gays hu wear make up n rekon ur hard!! n i wudnt go messin wid rich liam n ryan etc… this was ok until u started mentionin names n nw its goin 2 far n wen we find out hu u r u gna gt the fuk knocked outa ya!!
er all use lot dissin da chavs of higham lane wanna shut da fuk up man! i ang wid sum of them from der n der sound as fuk! tell ya wt use need to stop goin on bout ow we all dress we all biggin up da fashion y all u gofs or wotvea r wearin nufin but fukin blk rags, gt ur heds sorted else we chavs wil du it for ya. n i rekon i no hu da gal is hu put carried cuz she always sez it n is wkd man x
er all use lot dissin da chavs of higham lane wanna shut da fuk up man! i ang wid sum of them from der n der sound as fuk! tell ya wt use need to stop goin on bout ow we all dress we all biggin up da fashion y all u gofs or wotvea r wearin nufin but fukin blk rags, gt ur heds sorted else we chavs wil du it for ya. n i rekon i no hu da gal is hu put carried cuz she always sez it n is wkd man x
wot the fuk dnt dis katie shes sound as fuk she dnt luk fuk all like vikki pollard for a start she ent a bloke and ent a fat slag n she dnt fukin sppek like her either u fukin mouthy c**t!!
they come in and put their shity music that gives you a headache after 5 mins. it plain and simply pisses you off they all need to get a life and start thinking about the way they appear to everyone else. well i shall tell you shall i you appear as scutty f**king tramps who have quiet the wrong idea of how to dress correct i am a chav and i love it, but then again at least i can dress properly ay.
wait heres a little something for ya i think you skaters are proper carried and we is wicked i.
oi u fuckin gays luk at ur self b4 u go sayin all this shit u bender wait until they find out hu u r n then urll be wishin u didnt say it. the fuckin goths u make me sick wid all the fuckin black u were n black make up u fuckin jizz bags.
oi u fuckin gays luk at ur self b4 u go sayin all this shit u bender wait until they find out hu u r n then urll be wishin u didnt say it. the fuckin goths u make me sick wid all the fuckin black u were n black make up u fuckin jizz bags.
i had a shit , it was brown-
ooooooooo as a good friend of a local band i feel i shud inform u of a gig 3rd june wheatshief Naked Charlie gig be there
ps i hate chavs and the only reason i got non prefects banned was so the ghastly chavs werent allowed in, and if any of u idiots try to get into my community room ever again i will be forced to get violent…. you think that you are hard but you are not, i could hav any of u any time, i can just have you banned at the click of my powerful fingers! ha ha! the two scum that i hate the most are liam smith and ryan thompson. you two are a pair of pussies and i would really love to beat the pair of you black and blue then take a piss all over you fake burberry clothes! so i say to you pair of stoney chavish wankers come and get some, yeah thats right i want a fight, me and my mates (who are real friends) wont back down. or even if i am on my own, try it, just try it
yours lovingly, Matt Buswell (head boy higham lane school)
As head boy i feel no one should feel threatend in the common room. i therefor stand by my desicion to rat on anyone who is having any fun what so ever. i feel it is my duty to run crying to mr evans and grass up the despicable yobs, who i shall personaly deal out a can of ass kicking to if they come any where near the (my) common room.
Your almighty and loved head boy,
matt
Yo yo yo u may call me a dreamer but im not the only one maybe someday the world will live as one ……… nar fuk that im jkin chavs suk but its not actually all the chavs that suk its jst the fkin knobs out there that give all u bartenbry wearing idiots a bad name but i wud say most the chavs in higham lane are knobs with really small dicks however most of the girls are ok apart from sum of the loudmouth fukin girls that are harder than the lads but at the end of the day its ok cuz were all guna end up workin in macdonalds weather were a chav or not but for now keep bickering my little minons of angst goodbye
i also agree wid Mr white just 2day a “hardman” named RICH came in our commin room sayin he was guna kick the livin shit out of who ever posted the msg wow were so scared!! this chav in our year named katie parker came up2 me 2 day in english and started sayin how she was guna fuckin kill me i was sooooooooo scared not. She reminds me of vickky pollard yeh but no but yeh but no but watever.
fuk u all u little skutty twats who ever write this is a little gay u must av spent about an hour typing u sad bastard.liza is not a spaz she is just a trip head.get a hair cut all u gay goth/skaters u look like girls.At least there is fit chavs and there is no fukin fit goths or skaters least they wear make up 2 look fit not to look like satin or sumit.from mono,luke b,liam s,rich w, jack c, ash m, brad r,brad mac,toby c,lauren b,emma s,jonney w, laz l, carrie, stace, sam, tony w,adam f,ryan t,al d, beale, nick d. ps if only 2 off use are hard why dont u say this to are face not on sum stupid fuking chav scum website u little batty. u wait till we find who writ this.