Well I have to say Higham Lane seems to be doing well for chavs at the moment. Due to the departure of Year 11s the chavs now thereticaly(yers I am a crap speller) own then school.
Hummmm… where to start. I know the “dead ard” lot in year 10. Well there is alot to say about them isn’t there. You come to school in the morning(if you manage to dodge the thousands of bikes flying past you) and as soon as you walk in you hit them. THE YEAR 10S. There is the pack of about 40+ chavettes crammed down the corridors laughing and giving you smug and dirty looks as you walk past them. Then you hit the “dead ard” lads. You know the ones i mean. The ones who tuck there trousers into there socks thinking it makes them look good…they really need those make over ladies to come and sort them out.
Once you pass the first two periods you hit the canteen for a muffin(or whatever else you fancy eating) you buy your food then scan the room for a space to sit. Well the two end tables are taken up by the year 9 chavs, so you cant sit there. And the end table is where the year 10 chavettes sit. Ah yes, the breeding ground. Seeing that spot after they have left is also a treat. I’d hate to have to clear up after them.
Lunch time is your best bet for all your chav hunters out there. Try Brookdale gates. The “dead ard” year 10s come here every lunch for a fag! I don’t understand hy they think standing right outside school is so clever to have a fag anyway with Evans about, but then again they never really have won the ‘Brains of the Year’ award have they?!
Aaaaahhhhh moving swiftly on… The lovely year 9 chavvys. Well sitting in a room full of chavs every lesson may be a barrel of fun to the average oddbod but not to me. OH NO! If the ‘chalking’ and ‘farm yard animal noises’ isn’t bad enough we seem to get the bitchiness off the girls that never stops. “You said this to so n so n he said this to you and..” OH DOES IT EVER END???????? Oh I forgot to mention the rudeness of chavs to teachers… to any chavs out there who read this please note: it isn’t funny at all. just remarkably stupid!
To the chav hunters: Year 9 chavettes congrigate in the ‘bogs’. No matter what bog. They are there! But for what purpose do you ask? Well for make-up and daily gossip of course. Yes you did hear right.. make-up. Did they put it on before they left the house??? yes! Do they really need anymore??? no! At least I wipe mine off before re-applying not plaster it over the old stuff time and time again, making me look like I’ve got a mud pack on.
Then there is lunch times. The Year 9 chavs will often be found still in school(ok not all of them), some go to…. wait can you guess???? Yes that’s right the local chippy and one-stop, where they will stand outside asking every person who passes if they “av a fag on ya?”. Ah bless.
But now I bet your thinking, what else can this person say about the year 9 chavs. Well. Weekends(yes I seem to know alot about this dont I) you will find the chavs of year 9 and 10(it’s like hell on earth I tell thee) smoking and drinking. Yers where would a chav story be without getting pissed ay? If your thinking about looking for the Higham Hotspots for getting pissed try ‘Scabby Abby’ or ‘Sandon’, there tnds to be swarms there.
Now, after all this excitment I bet you wondering what the year 7 and 8s are like. I have to say the year 7s are learning but the year 8s …….. WOAH THEY NEED TO CALM DOWN. I feel they are the next detrustive youths of today! With there ‘bling’, rockports and puffy coats on they are moving higher in the chav states then any year 8s before. Of course they are only about 3ft tall so they can’t really get ASBOs yet but they are on their way. Oh how I laugh when they make “dead ard” comments to me about being a goth(when I dont really see how I am) and the fact that they try to push in(yer very solid if u ask me) in the dinner que, and i trow it back in their faces makein quick remarks about things that you can see in there brains they are trying to understand, but sadly there brain doesn’t do more than 5 letter words if that.
Having said about the year 8s, it’s actually mainly the lads. Oh how I pity them.. but maybe there is hope for them yet?!
ah well I now think I ahve bored you enough with all my tales! =P This is now to to flutter around the school and give me many a bruise.. but it was worth it!!!!
Hey I think I might keep you informed with the chavvy goings on … Bore you somemore =P
bye for now xx
all of u lot had better shut ur fucking mouth before every single one of you get a rockport in your face and trust me they hurt more than your little shitty moon boots so if you give it the bigen once more i will get involved ur all little gay goths that want to paint ur nails black like little puffs u are all muggin little cunts(football factory)yes i no so if you wanna a fight arange it ow u black nail polich little fannys by the one and only chav GADSBY aka G-TANG BRING IT U LITTLE FANNYS
dis wasnt written bye d real joe by d way it was written by ben wants a cock
REANNON LUKS LIKE HAGRID FROM HARRY POTTA
LUCY IS A FULL BOARD BITCH
its a bit obvious hu chuckchuck is aint it!! its jack harris cuz of the cashewnut thing! ur all wankers and ull get a fuckin slap frm me ha ha no i wunt do dat! this is gettin shit now so lets just forget this is here nd get on with our lives yeh cuz sum1 is gunna get hurt nd its guna be a goth or sk8r ennit!!
lucy wills u are a fucking slagggggg nd so is hagrid. u reckon u is it wen u aint! steve white is sound do so dnt say he wrote this cuz he dint
bryanne is sound nd jess is the only decent 1 out of all of u nd mathew busweel shud be smacked round the face he dnt deserve head boy i reckon it shud be a chav! big up 2 the chavs/ chavettes of higham X X X
well u shud fuckin listen 2 him u little faggits u shud b scared cuz wen we find u ur life aint guna b worth livin i swear down whoever wrote this msg i will fuckin inilate u, i dont care who it is or how many ur guna end up in hospital u will wish u neva sed n e thin, an u wont say n e thin else cuz u wil hav a snapd jaw! ur not even funny bout katie she aint shit like her u prob just jealous n e way an ur guna get an extra stamp on the head 4 that! all u little sk8r, goth, punks can suck my muthafuckin dick ! ill show u chav wen i stamp on ur face with my rockports yea man gnarly dude! ! brad mac
this is well out of hand i as a chav say we r all gay and all suck each others dicks behinde the common room. ppl have 2 suck my nose though as it is a cock nose lol i love all the goths rele were just scared of them lol there kick all are ases accept mono as hes a little midget the cunt.
c ya all soon after the holidays
Joe
but its smarter to by things cheap so then you can A) get more n B) you have more money to spend on drink n stuff. besides we do spend money on clothes, 70 quid for leather jackets n stuff… but you dont really wanan hear about that. it doesnt matter what amount people spend on what tey wear, aslong as it suits them n theyre comfortable in it n not naked!
fuk u all u fukin goth/skaters/punk what ever the fuk u are u are gonna get fuked over wen we find out who is written all are names on this fukin web site just cause we can afford good clothes and u buy shitty fukin rags and hoodies that cost about a fiver of the market. wait we will piss all over ure black rags u fukin twats.from the year 10 boy chavs .
Whoa! Calm down everyone! settle this like civilized people! you shouldnt put names to urcomments thats just insulting. Justput all this in the past, GET ALONG WITH EACHOTHER! were all human beings. and we have our rights to our opinions and by tellin the chavs yours on how much youdislike um they now have insentive to kick you in where as before they might not have known your name. you shouldnt put badstuff about people anyway!
xx peace out! xx
P.S Big up the Cheddar!
Whats the point of the teachers getting involved. Its got nothin to do with school and this will al settle neway over hols
i think this is all very stupid and has got carridly out of hand now.. it was alrite at first.. cuz goths and sk8rs aint got much else to do other than put their eyeliner on nd sit on thier computers bitchin bout chavs.. this is all very well and ok but!! when u brings names into it dat just overcrosses da line.. cuz basicly if ur gunna say shit say it to all of the us instead of bitchin behind our backs! did u not think we wer gunna see this? cuz u must be very fuckin stupid aint it!! for fuck sake just get rid of this shit cuz its causin loadsa shit in school nd there is no point we are all the same in many different ways but we dnt all like the same things! so stop this cuz its fuckin pointless nd if n e 1 ifinds out hu wrote it they gunna get beatens!
byes xXxXx big it up to da chavs of higham xx
well sed lol. dis is da last ting IM gunna write but as about 6 peeps use this username etc it ent me so i rekon u (hueva started sayin all dis) shud jst pak it in as it rely is sad nd no ofense but ur all pussys nd u WILL if u start get ya head kiked in so i rekon u shud pak it in nd yes im a chav nd so is every1 else hu uses this username nd non nd i mean non of u r hard i mean 2 of us lot cud take on more than 2 of u lot nd i ent trying to make us all sound big headed but it true nd u no it is.
inabit u scums
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wo wo wo wo can every one please stop fightin!!!
bastards
bastards
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fuk u twats
fuk off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck off back 2 were u came from u stupid chavs(i dont think any1 nows were that was though an seeing as ur so stupid u probably dont now were that is either).
i wish that the main chavs like
1)richeard white
2)ryan thompson
3)micheal monohan
shud fuck off an leave every 1 else alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an take ur crappy rockports an burberry with ya!!!!
bastards
qwertyuiop man
howdy! Anyone who goes round kickin people in for no reason is a complete cock and deserves to have their bollocks ripped off. Wether its a skater, a chav, a goth, a punk or anything. It just happens that chavs do it the most
howdy! Anyone who goes round kickin people in for no reason is a complete cock and deserves to have their bollocks ripped off. Wether its a skater, a chav, a goth, a punk or anything. It just happens that chavs do it the most
so how is every1 these days??