Well I have to say Higham Lane seems to be doing well for chavs at the moment. Due to the departure of Year 11s the chavs now thereticaly(yers I am a crap speller) own then school.
Hummmm… where to start. I know the “dead ard” lot in year 10. Well there is alot to say about them isn’t there. You come to school in the morning(if you manage to dodge the thousands of bikes flying past you) and as soon as you walk in you hit them. THE YEAR 10S. There is the pack of about 40+ chavettes crammed down the corridors laughing and giving you smug and dirty looks as you walk past them. Then you hit the “dead ard” lads. You know the ones i mean. The ones who tuck there trousers into there socks thinking it makes them look good…they really need those make over ladies to come and sort them out.
Once you pass the first two periods you hit the canteen for a muffin(or whatever else you fancy eating) you buy your food then scan the room for a space to sit. Well the two end tables are taken up by the year 9 chavs, so you cant sit there. And the end table is where the year 10 chavettes sit. Ah yes, the breeding ground. Seeing that spot after they have left is also a treat. I’d hate to have to clear up after them.
Lunch time is your best bet for all your chav hunters out there. Try Brookdale gates. The “dead ard” year 10s come here every lunch for a fag! I don’t understand hy they think standing right outside school is so clever to have a fag anyway with Evans about, but then again they never really have won the ‘Brains of the Year’ award have they?!
Aaaaahhhhh moving swiftly on… The lovely year 9 chavvys. Well sitting in a room full of chavs every lesson may be a barrel of fun to the average oddbod but not to me. OH NO! If the ‘chalking’ and ‘farm yard animal noises’ isn’t bad enough we seem to get the bitchiness off the girls that never stops. “You said this to so n so n he said this to you and..” OH DOES IT EVER END???????? Oh I forgot to mention the rudeness of chavs to teachers… to any chavs out there who read this please note: it isn’t funny at all. just remarkably stupid!
To the chav hunters: Year 9 chavettes congrigate in the ‘bogs’. No matter what bog. They are there! But for what purpose do you ask? Well for make-up and daily gossip of course. Yes you did hear right.. make-up. Did they put it on before they left the house??? yes! Do they really need anymore??? no! At least I wipe mine off before re-applying not plaster it over the old stuff time and time again, making me look like I’ve got a mud pack on.
Then there is lunch times. The Year 9 chavs will often be found still in school(ok not all of them), some go to…. wait can you guess???? Yes that’s right the local chippy and one-stop, where they will stand outside asking every person who passes if they “av a fag on ya?”. Ah bless.
But now I bet your thinking, what else can this person say about the year 9 chavs. Well. Weekends(yes I seem to know alot about this dont I) you will find the chavs of year 9 and 10(it’s like hell on earth I tell thee) smoking and drinking. Yers where would a chav story be without getting pissed ay? If your thinking about looking for the Higham Hotspots for getting pissed try ‘Scabby Abby’ or ‘Sandon’, there tnds to be swarms there.
Now, after all this excitment I bet you wondering what the year 7 and 8s are like. I have to say the year 7s are learning but the year 8s …….. WOAH THEY NEED TO CALM DOWN. I feel they are the next detrustive youths of today! With there ‘bling’, rockports and puffy coats on they are moving higher in the chav states then any year 8s before. Of course they are only about 3ft tall so they can’t really get ASBOs yet but they are on their way. Oh how I laugh when they make “dead ard” comments to me about being a goth(when I dont really see how I am) and the fact that they try to push in(yer very solid if u ask me) in the dinner que, and i trow it back in their faces makein quick remarks about things that you can see in there brains they are trying to understand, but sadly there brain doesn’t do more than 5 letter words if that.
Having said about the year 8s, it’s actually mainly the lads. Oh how I pity them.. but maybe there is hope for them yet?!
ah well I now think I ahve bored you enough with all my tales! =P This is now to to flutter around the school and give me many a bruise.. but it was worth it!!!!
Hey I think I might keep you informed with the chavvy goings on … Bore you somemore =P
bye for now xx
im with dario, some of these comments are hilarious!
“this is gettin shit now so lets just forget this is here nd get on with our lives yeh cuz sum1 is gunna get hurt nd its guna be a goth or sk8r ennit!!”
this wedsite has made my day!
And yes im a higham laner, and if u find out who i am chavs, you are welcome to try and maim me (that means “hurt”) as you so enjoy (that means “have fun doing”) because I know that you are that sad. (That little dot is a “Full Stop” and it is a punctuation mark which ends a sentence)(Stupid fukers)
wo wo wo you sound pretty intelligent (i think i spelt that wrong) (oh well) and extremely ignorant and i think your rather pathetic for labeling all smokers as chavs i dont think thats fair ill think that ull find many people chav or not chav smoke so on behalf of all the smokers out there suck my dick!!!!
yea man prick! hahahahaha try a dictionary…lol omg you guys funny funny guys haha should be comedians…you could say snappy catchphrases such as *innit* and *yeah man* and the most common *got a spare fag mate* along with going though their pockets…haha yea nite nite loser!
ha ha ha….yea why dont you just lay off…the word is alternative cause you obviously dont know..goth/skaters(part of you lil shit thingy w/e)/and punks…hmm yea…there really is no point to this just thort id say die!
yea its got fuck all to do with us untill its us you start hmm wat to call it….err mugging beggin yea for fags and stuff like that…then its everything to do with us….just wait you know one day its gonna change and will happen to you…i just cant wait!…nite nite
yea wudnt you just love to tie em to a lamp post n shove their rockports up their arses…would be great fun…then maybe strip em off…n watch the embarassment begin…haha!
yea you say all that then at the end…if anyone finds out who wrote it they are gonna get beatings….so you can be called lil miss contradictive…hehe i named it….*mummy can i keep it?…what is it?…a chav….then, no throw it away it probably has rabies or something..nite nite
haha you just proved your all gay…lol…funny bastards…..i wudnt suck your cocks or anyone elses tis sick…id rather have sex…but ya know whatever floats your boat
yea im with you…made me laugh so much..haha…
lol….very good!….id love to join you when they find out who you are…they would start by walkin up to you and as they start going come on then…start to slowly walk backwards untill their so far outta sight that you cant see em…haha their funny….ah you have to tell me if they find out who you are…im sure it would be a larff!….i spell it like that cause im posh!:D…lol not..im common as shit but still i can try right?…night night rock on all of you rockers |/| haha…n all the other alternatives in this world!
i feel sorry for u havin 2 put up with these scum bags i am at nwhc college n der excatly the same there just that they drive around with there proper shite music playin n showing oh der cars 2 all the chavettes who luk interested lol
i like wot u send n i get called a dirty greebo by them lol dey make me laff n wots wiv the pink t-shirts theses days
i wounder if any1 has told em they luk GAY!!!
face it higham lane has always had a high chav level oh and u got shit girls footie team,
hey u no there nuffin rong wid chavs least chavs can afford big brand makes like rockport fred perry
least we gt da money 2 buy da brands
i dnt ave nuffin rong wid yr 10 at higham lane yea we need peeps in our skool 4 entertainment like da yr 10
Funny that, u say ur not scared but yet u didnt leave ur name wooooo ur hard slaggin ppl off but still not hard enough to admit it was u, loser, i hope katie parker kicks ten tonnes ov shit out ov u just for bein a cocky little bitch!!
ha I agree with every thing that you say. I dont go to tha t school but i know someone that does, apartently they are all really loaded and i thought it was a posh school. But reading that i know that it isnt and its just hilariously funny to think that they could have been.
Do you bit to clean up Britian
Kill a Chav
AL
lmao its nice to know i make some sense once in a while
ANAGKH !!!
im sickened by this, i used to go to this school when it was a respectable school *rolls eyes*. my year was the year of the stoners, all of us, mainly rockers…. fuck all these little chavs, i know all of u!!! they all now congregate outside the co-op on the green, theres about 40 bikers, and the last bike always, always without fail has 2 people on!!! get another bike ffs! its always the same people too. They reckon theyre ard, they all know me 2. i mean my face is very noticable, so theyre all like Dayv Can u get me some fags, most of the time its “fuck off” or “grow up”. i smoke yes, so heres some words of advice
DONT FUCKING SMOKE!!! ITS BAD 4 U!!!!
tis all
im a concered nuneaton citizen
Did your mother drink wen she was pregnant?
Higham lane is a fukin crap skewl if u liv in nuneaton the go fukin georgi,
Higham lane is a fukin crap skewl if u liv in nuneaton the go fukin georgi,
Yeh wat is the story about higham lane,everyone in nuneaton knows higham lane as a posh school!!! The school wid da baddest rep is georgie and plus they av da hardest ppl goin there aswell.Who eva says georgies a shit school then they chat shit cus jus fink bout it who alwayz won all the fights wen it became battles between schools???? GEORGE ELIOT!!!!!
newayz bye ppl
chavs rule
xxxxxx
higham lane is a pussy skl compared to alderman ye dey r probally chavs at higham lane but wats all da fuss u get chavs at any skl even at private skls but if ur gunna make a fuss make a fuss about alderman coz dat is da best skl for chavs look at higam lanes gcse results 73% get 5 a to cs and at alderman 42% get 5 a to cs nd dis ded ard crew dey prob a bunch of cunts compared to aldermans gfm u dont wanna mess wid dem
LMFAO, this is so funny, so true about what we do n where we go, but we AINT CHAVS!
N as for the “hiltop girl” i used to go georgie, georgie never faught eny schools, ino dat, n higham aint posh, the area is, if uve bin higham lane ul see its just as big as bag of shit as eny uva school