Well I have to say Higham Lane seems to be doing well for chavs at the moment. Due to the departure of Year 11s the chavs now thereticaly(yers I am a crap speller) own then school.
Hummmm… where to start. I know the “dead ard” lot in year 10. Well there is alot to say about them isn’t there. You come to school in the morning(if you manage to dodge the thousands of bikes flying past you) and as soon as you walk in you hit them. THE YEAR 10S. There is the pack of about 40+ chavettes crammed down the corridors laughing and giving you smug and dirty looks as you walk past them. Then you hit the “dead ard” lads. You know the ones i mean. The ones who tuck there trousers into there socks thinking it makes them look good…they really need those make over ladies to come and sort them out.
Once you pass the first two periods you hit the canteen for a muffin(or whatever else you fancy eating) you buy your food then scan the room for a space to sit. Well the two end tables are taken up by the year 9 chavs, so you cant sit there. And the end table is where the year 10 chavettes sit. Ah yes, the breeding ground. Seeing that spot after they have left is also a treat. I’d hate to have to clear up after them.
Lunch time is your best bet for all your chav hunters out there. Try Brookdale gates. The “dead ard” year 10s come here every lunch for a fag! I don’t understand hy they think standing right outside school is so clever to have a fag anyway with Evans about, but then again they never really have won the ‘Brains of the Year’ award have they?!
Aaaaahhhhh moving swiftly on… The lovely year 9 chavvys. Well sitting in a room full of chavs every lesson may be a barrel of fun to the average oddbod but not to me. OH NO! If the ‘chalking’ and ‘farm yard animal noises’ isn’t bad enough we seem to get the bitchiness off the girls that never stops. “You said this to so n so n he said this to you and..” OH DOES IT EVER END???????? Oh I forgot to mention the rudeness of chavs to teachers… to any chavs out there who read this please note: it isn’t funny at all. just remarkably stupid!
To the chav hunters: Year 9 chavettes congrigate in the ‘bogs’. No matter what bog. They are there! But for what purpose do you ask? Well for make-up and daily gossip of course. Yes you did hear right.. make-up. Did they put it on before they left the house??? yes! Do they really need anymore??? no! At least I wipe mine off before re-applying not plaster it over the old stuff time and time again, making me look like I’ve got a mud pack on.
Then there is lunch times. The Year 9 chavs will often be found still in school(ok not all of them), some go to…. wait can you guess???? Yes that’s right the local chippy and one-stop, where they will stand outside asking every person who passes if they “av a fag on ya?”. Ah bless.
But now I bet your thinking, what else can this person say about the year 9 chavs. Well. Weekends(yes I seem to know alot about this dont I) you will find the chavs of year 9 and 10(it’s like hell on earth I tell thee) smoking and drinking. Yers where would a chav story be without getting pissed ay? If your thinking about looking for the Higham Hotspots for getting pissed try ‘Scabby Abby’ or ‘Sandon’, there tnds to be swarms there.
Now, after all this excitment I bet you wondering what the year 7 and 8s are like. I have to say the year 7s are learning but the year 8s …….. WOAH THEY NEED TO CALM DOWN. I feel they are the next detrustive youths of today! With there ‘bling’, rockports and puffy coats on they are moving higher in the chav states then any year 8s before. Of course they are only about 3ft tall so they can’t really get ASBOs yet but they are on their way. Oh how I laugh when they make “dead ard” comments to me about being a goth(when I dont really see how I am) and the fact that they try to push in(yer very solid if u ask me) in the dinner que, and i trow it back in their faces makein quick remarks about things that you can see in there brains they are trying to understand, but sadly there brain doesn’t do more than 5 letter words if that.
Having said about the year 8s, it’s actually mainly the lads. Oh how I pity them.. but maybe there is hope for them yet?!
ah well I now think I ahve bored you enough with all my tales! =P This is now to to flutter around the school and give me many a bruise.. but it was worth it!!!!
Hey I think I might keep you informed with the chavvy goings on … Bore you somemore =P
bye for now xx
yea im with you…made me laugh so much..haha…
haha you just proved your all gay…lol…funny bastards…..i wudnt suck your cocks or anyone elses tis sick…id rather have sex…but ya know whatever floats your boat
yea you say all that then at the end…if anyone finds out who wrote it they are gonna get beatings….so you can be called lil miss contradictive…hehe i named it….*mummy can i keep it?…what is it?…a chav….then, no throw it away it probably has rabies or something..nite nite
yea wudnt you just love to tie em to a lamp post n shove their rockports up their arses…would be great fun…then maybe strip em off…n watch the embarassment begin…haha!
yea its got f**k all to do with us untill its us you start hmm wat to call it….err mugging beggin yea for fags and stuff like that…then its everything to do with us….just wait you know one day its gonna change and will happen to you…i just cant wait!…nite nite
ha ha ha….yea why dont you just lay off…the word is alternative cause you obviously dont know..goth/skaters(part of you lil shit thingy w/e)/and punks…hmm yea…there really is no point to this just thort id say die!
yea man prick! hahahahaha try a dictionary…lol omg you guys funny funny guys haha should be comedians…you could say snappy catchphrases such as *innit* and *yeah man* and the most common *got a spare fag mate* along with going though their pockets…haha yea nite nite loser!
wo wo wo you sound pretty intelligent (i think i spelt that wrong) (oh well) and extremely ignorant and i think your rather pathetic for labeling all smokers as chavs i dont think thats fair ill think that ull find many people chav or not chav smoke so on behalf of all the smokers out there suck my dick!!!!
And yes im a higham laner, and if u find out who i am chavs, you are welcome to try and maim me (that means “hurt”) as you so enjoy (that means “have fun doing”) because I know that you are that sad. (That little dot is a “Full Stop” and it is a punctuation mark which ends a sentence)(Stupid fukers)
im with dario, some of these comments are hilarious!
“this is gettin shit now so lets just forget this is here nd get on with our lives yeh cuz sum1 is gunna get hurt nd its guna be a goth or sk8r ennit!!”
this wedsite has made my day!
wo wo wo sweet child o mine hahaha kin kin this is what happens when the year 11 legends of higham lane leave! saah. stop arguing and do an anti war riot like we did woop woop join youth club or summat you nutters stop giving the lane a bad rep! tuck your shirts in and that x x
FUK U ALL U FUKIN GOTHS GO SMOKE SUM POT ON YOUR LITTLE RUGS
THE RANCH SUCK COCK – GAY BUM BOYS
JESS AND MEG R LEMONS AND LICK EACHOTHERS PUSSIES! BITCHES FROM CAROL XX
lolololol it ent bout higham lane boiz its bout grove farm if ya down town a lot u will no who i am jsu think 2 lads grove farm hmmmmm who would we be
this is gettin outta hand n re doesnt look like hagrid at all n lucys probly only a bitch to 2 coz ur probly a bitch to her. everyones bitchy to people they dont like. n i agree with the “say it to our faces” thing dario was sayin, u want us to say stuff to ur face then y dont u talk 2 us people, u might find were not all that bad and you might like more of us if you knew any of us. im not a goth or skater. i sometimes ride a skate board for transport but thats all for i cant do any tricks on it so im not really a skater. so im off now to eat lots of ice cream, so just get along people n quit with the personal insults.
XxX-Peace and Love-XxX
i c this thingis still quite popular but i really think every1 shud stop argueing (i think i spelt that wrong) and just chill because i can see this gettin out of hand n e way how is every1 these days???
peace love and woodstock
The amazing ChuckChuck
all of u lot had better shut ur f**king mouth before every single one of you get a rockport in your face and trust me they hurt more than your little shitty moon boots so if you give it the bigen once more i will get involved ur all little gay goths that want to paint ur nails black like little puffs u are all muggin little cunts(football factory)yes i no so if you wanna a fight arange it ow u black nail polich little fannys by the one and only chav GADSBY aka G-TANG BRING IT U LITTLE FANNYS
all of u lot had better shut ur f**king mouth before every single one of you get a rockport in your face and trust me they hurt more than your little shitty moon boots so if you give it the bigen once more i will get involved ur all little gay goths that want to paint ur nails black like little puffs u are all muggin little cunts(football factory)yes i no so if you wanna a fight arange it ow u black nail polich little fannys by the one and only chav GADSBY aka G-TANG BRING IT U LITTLE FANNYS
all of u lot had better shut ur f**king mouth before every single one of you get a rockport in your face and trust me they hurt more than your little shitty moon boots so if you give it the bigen once more i will get involved ur all little gay goths that want to paint ur nails black like little puffs u are all muggin little cunts(football factory)yes i no so if you wanna a fight arange it ow u black nail polich little fannys by the one and only chav GADSBY aka G-TANG BRING IT U LITTLE FANNYS
all of u lot had better shut ur f**king mouth before every single one of you get a rockport in your face and trust me they hurt more than your little shitty moon boots so if you give it the bigen once more i will get involved ur all little gay goths that want to paint ur nails black like little puffs u are all muggin little cunts(football factory)yes i no so if you wanna a fight arange it ow u black nail polich little fannys by the one and only chav GADSBY aka G-TANG BRING IT U LITTLE FANNYS
all of u lot had better shut ur f**king mouth before every single one of you get a rockport in your face and trust me they hurt more than your little shitty moon boots so if you give it the bigen once more i will get involved ur all little gay goths that want to paint ur nails black like little puffs u are all muggin little cunts(football factory)yes i no so if you wanna a fight arange it ow u black nail polich little fannys by the one and only chav GADSBY aka G-TANG BRING IT U LITTLE FANNYS