Don’t be fooled by the beautiful surroundings, the pure clear spring water, or the roman baths, this town is home to the highest concentration of inbreds, slags, smackheads, kids with kids, air max wearers, and wannabe gangsters in the whole of the country. If you include the diseased cesspool of Fairfield, buxton’s cancerous growth, then we really are talking about a shithole of monolythic proportions.The poulation is distributed as follows:
Dealers: 19%
users:12%
young ‘hard’ men:9%
nike shox owners: 52%
girl’s that most of my mates have shagged: 8%
the problem with this town is the residents tendency to stay within the boundary which splits this confused and strange land from the rest of the outside world, the language and fashions of the english has been forgotten and the buxtonian way has evolved, since the grand opening of KFC several years ago, the 13 year old truant mums can give their little tyrese or chantelle all the nourishment they will need in the form of genetically modified deep fried hen parts. god bless this sacred place.
This should be Re-written… Theres so much more you’v missed about this town, and the people within it. Like the fact that its almost the fashion to have children before the age of 16 and the scummy dregs that inhabit the Fairfield area, not to mention the quaint and drug filled outskirts of Harpur Hill.
As if Buxton is this bad, been there quite few times and never experience this kind of stuff maybe in Manchester yeah.. haha although Fairfield does let it down. And in response to G if your referring to Lady Manners in Bakewell yeah, that place is ten times better than Buxton
*crap :L:L
There’s nowt wrong with fairfield. I’m pretty sure whoever wrote this has no life
I’m guessing you’re some posh little diked at Lady Manners? Just because you’re scared of teenagers doenst mean you can be talking this kind of crab about kids in this town.
yeh i remember a few years ogo hearing some imbreds boasting they had pissed in the fountain water supply that sums buxton up for me
Obviously whoever wrote this hasn’t been to Buxton because it’s worse