Dewsbury. A happy little town with only few Chavs (because you can’t get behind the McDonalds), where normal people hail. However, it has a village. A sick, twisted little brother if you will. The little town of Chickenly.
Chickenly was once a peaceful farming hamlet, where children played and fed the horses. However, the evil Kirklees Empire took control of this peaceful hamlet, and built a big council estate all over it. The farms were long forgotten, and Chickenly is now one big council estate.
There is no escape from it. Chickenly, now a village, is all council estate, and all of the farms now simply surround it, the beautiful views of the remaining farmland wasted on the freeloading estaters, as usual.
Chickenly is as bad as it gets. The minute you drive in, there are gangs of 5-year-olds, playing football in the middle of the road, pissing on the street and giving you dirty looks, each with over 20 siblings, and the customary ‘gobby’ council estate Chav Mum, too lazy to work, so claims off the council while she stays at home breeding.
There are the other usual things, wild rotweiler dogs freely roaming the streets. The dog problem is terrible. A Dewsbury newspaper once told a story of a cat literally ripped in two by two greyhounds.
Strangley enough, the Chavs don’t go anywhere near the park. Instead, they terrorize the old people and bus stops. There are nothing but Chavs here. Walking the streets alone at night would guarantee you would get attacked.
There are syringes on every back alley, alcohol bottles all over the place. The local pubs are full of Chavs who are completely obviously nowhere near 18 years old.
You have the usual gangs of teenage Chavs, and their 5-year-old little minions, who spit at you and swear at you, and if you say the slightest thing back or even look at them, they tell their ‘protectors’ to ‘deck you in’.
However, all this is nothing compared to the very bottom of the giant council estate. Right at the bottom are the dreaded TIN HOUSES! The cheapest of the cheap, where fat Chav mums sit out front in their bikinis, a fag in one hand, a alcohol bottle in the other, and the skinny little Chav husband, wearing an England top from donkey ages.
The Chavs who live in the tin houses are twice as bad as the ones who originate from the red bricks. They are, in some way, at war with each other. Scruffy, unkept young children running around pantsless in the streets. There is shit all over the place, not just of dog, but of human.
None of the people in Chickenly, except the senior citizens who simply get terrorized, would do anything for the country. They wouldn’t put a penny towards it. Except, they sit on their fat arses crashing into each other and getting rich from whiplash claims, and benefit fraud.
In Chickenly, the Chavs aren’t civilized whatsoever. It is like going back to Prehistoric Times in the Chav World. You’ll see no fake Burberry or Fred Perry here, this is the real deal. Caps off, skinheads showing, usually topless (both Chavs and Chavettes), shagging in peoples’ gardens. Any Chavs from the outside world coming to Chickenly would be considered snobbish bastards, who can afford fake gold and Vauxhall Novas, and even the ‘proper baaaad spoiler on’t back’.
Driving into Chickenly will get you funny looks from every direction. If you are Asian, do not go into Chickenly, you’ll get eaten. Don’t touch the slide in the park, it will be covered in Chav cum. In fact, don’t go near Chickenly. Drop a bomb on it, and hope that all the Chavs are executed.
well what can i say i was born in the 1950,s in chickenley grew up there went to school there and joined the army. both my parents worked hard and long hours and what we had was all paid for.
so my opinion of chickenley is as i remember it i still have friends that grew up in chickenley exactly the same as me some have their own businesess others work hard for a living. i drove through chickenley last week 18/11/2011 and saw none of the above mentioned and i was in my mercedes and didnt feel threatened. i parked up at my parents old house and walked around the estate re kindling child hood memories, granted the estate is looking a little tired and dated but it has been there since the 1950,s my parents were the first occupiers of their new home back in the 50,s and they stayed there until just before they died.
so chickenley will allways have a place in my heart as will my friends yes we played out on the streets as kids but we had respect for our elders and each other, yes there were fights but people were big enough to shake hands when it was over and get on with life.
sorry if i sound biased but i have very fond memories of chickenley and its people.
FREDDY LETS SAY THIS ……………….WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE MIGHTY EDL CAME TO TOWN……………..
POW POW POW ??? WTF WHY DO ALL YOU GURDAS THINK YOUR GANGSTERS ?????? YOU THINK YOUR TUFF YOU THINK YOUR ROUGH…………………..WHEN IT CAME DOWN TO IT YOUR ALL THE SAME …..PUFFS !!!
FREDDY LETS SAY THIS ……………….WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE MIGHTY EDL CAME TO TOWN……………..
POW POW POW ??? WTF WHY DO ALL YOU GURDAS THINK YOUR GANGSTERS ?????? YOU THINK YOUR TUFF YOU THINK YOUR ROUGH…………………..WHEN IT CAME DOWN TO IT YOUR ALL THE SAME …..PUFFS !!!
OMFG ime a 13 yr old and used to live in chick, Yeah its not at good as other places but i had a good eduaction. i bet the sick twisted person that wrote this has nothing better to do than wright a load of bull!!!!!!! KthanksBye!!:(
Chick is a shit hole, there’s no two ways about it. Sure some people in it may be decent folk who only lack the common sense or money to get the hell out, but I have never been to a rougher place in my life. I now live in Middlesbrough and have only been robbed and threatened with a knife once, and I feel SAFER!
your pathetic you know!
“playing football in the middle of the road”
OHHH NOOO!!!! NOT FOOTBALLL!!!!!!!!
My god, what a sheltered pointless life you have. Guess what? Not everyone who lives on a council estate is a ‘scruffy chav’. A lot of people who live on council estates are decent, hard working people.
You pompous prick.
Also, very well the 13 year old below my last comment. A 13 year old with more sense in his little finger than you have in your enirety. Well done.
I`m in chickenley right now, THERES NOTHING Wrong!!
I Think about the worse things are the graffiti and people who walk around like they dont give a crap!
it’s spelled Chickenley.
My boyfriend & his family all “hail” from this area, & I have never met such a group of kind, caring, funny, honest individuals in my life. I am lucky to have them all in my life, & where they come from is not a matter for anyone to speculate or really give a damn about unless you spend time there. I have never had any bother from anyone- you get the odd bnp poster & OMG KIDS PLAYING FOOTBALL shock horror, but there is good & there is bad EVERYWHERE in this world. For example in your hometown there is you, judging people & areas & posting your ridiculous thoughts online. Have you nothing better to do with your time, really?
good for u lass,i am ex chic still keep in touch with people and their ok and all they want is a job and a chance top lady
chickenley is not that bad im 13 lived here all my life never been “twated” i keep myself to myself i dont piss or shit in the street and im certinaraly not a chav im a decent person i never give others dirty looks i dont live in a tin house and theres not bottles everywhere no one shags in gardens only time people are in their gardens in bikinis is in the summer even then its in the BACK garden not every house is a council house also talk about abuse and stereo type? shows how much your opinions are totally and utterly bull shit.
They spelled ‘Chickenley’ wrong. :p
personally i totally agree with this article, its got it perfectly, i live at the top of the lane so like, its not shit like it is down the lane
but soon they will migrate further up, where the old school was, flats! behind that, FLATS! its only a matter of time, the crown pub, FLATS! no ones gunna take that over :< was rough anyways, full of chavs
well this is all wrong i live with my dad and step mum in the new houses on chick and i dont get called a snobby c**t or anything like that my step mums a computer designer and my dads a solicitor so by my calculations your wrong about chick ive never been beat up and i walk past the shops everyday at like 11 pm all the chavs are there but the worst fing they say is have you got a cig mate you just simply reply no mate dont smoke sorry and your on your way
oioi im reppin chick man 2k9
and i think all the chavs are cool tbh it wouldnt be chick without the chavs now would it? Not all houses in chick are council, and you do not get attacked on a night time? i’ve lived there for like 11 years? and i dont really get beaten up yeah theres been like 3 rapes last year but who gives a shit ?
it didnt happen to you so stop raving on about it. theres loads of emos too, and most of the chavs are hot so, like just f**k off about chick yeah?
This isnt on, we are not all chavs, most of us are decent people who work! whats the worse thats happens round here on weekends? i cant say much does! oh yeh you get the odd car been set alight or house for the matter but you dont!!! Look elsewhere nowt wrong with chick!!
FREDDY YOU INBRED c**t GET A GRIP
CHICKENLY IS A DECENT PLACE TO LIVE EVERY ESTATE HAS THE LOCAL DICKS AND CHAVS BUT AT LEAST THERE IS ONE GOOD THING……… AND NOT THE BEEN THE ROAD OUT BUT THE FACT THERE AINT NO CHAPPATI SLINGING CUNTS LIKE YOUR SELF BNP ALL THE 100% PURE BRITISH WHITE UNLIKE THE REST OF THE UK
SO DO US ALL A FAVOR AND TOP YOUR SELF
ALSO EDDITOR WHO WROTE THIS WANTS HIS THROTE CUTTING THE TWAT AS HE OBVIOUSLY IS A SAD MAN FOR MAKING THIS SHIT UP
well i know your wrong about most of that because i live in chick near the tin house, me and my sister do charity work, so yes some people do things for country, i am not sticking up for all of chickenley because they are some dirty little chavs but that passage make us all sound bad, you cant help were u live really can you!! when i move out i wont be living in chickenley
bring it on you little brown f**k….you cant even spell in english…a taste of kashmir? whats that then, horse dung most likely….so you managed to get through once….standby for it to come round and hit you square in the face
i dnt only h8 the white chavs but detest all the white bastards in england.u bastards better move to fukin france or fukin spain coz were ready for war and u ugly white creatures are in da firng fukin line.were gonna giv u a taste ov kashmir wen v start blowing up ur homes and buses. theres gonna be a fukin blood bath.chickenley aint shit.jus a estate full ov nobodys.pow pow whitey.