ahhh aberystwyth a lovely seaside student town full of surfers, indie chicks and dudes and generally decent people with an above average IQ. surrounded by beaches and with a backdrop of mountains it is a scenic and perfect escape…..with one downfall its the end of the railway line from birmigham and chavs/chavettes discovered this hideaway after falling asleep off their heads on “white shitte” an endin up here and making it their summer getaway.
within a few weeks they are literally everywhere crowding the streets and the beaches. walking round the town slack jawed with the obligitory bad bright red tan lines. These little bastards will not only visit for weeks at a time, trashing the seafront, pulling up all the flowers and stealing from local shops, but will actually attempt to stay in aberystwyth forever applying for a council house or a trailer cause “they wanna give little jordan an chardonnay a better future!”
they then go about breeding with the aberystwyth wannabe chavs creating this hybred clan of absolute morons who look like a cross between shrek and swamp thing, to fullfill their chav destiny of hanging around 24hr spar abusing students but making sure they are in safe distance of a security guard so if someone does decide to give them a good pummling the police will be called and they may not be to badly hurt.
after visiting places like salford and oldham which seems home to a partcularly nasty breed of chav(having a knife pulled on me on a bus because “looked like a mosher init!) the aberystywth chavs however intimidating they try to be come of as pathetic losers in crap cars who go out with 13 year old girls cause no woman their age with half a brain cell would date them.
the population seems to grow every year and we are fearing an absolute take over what do we do?
Despite the terrible reputation Aberystwyth has with corrupt councillors and inept council officials there are other serious unethical improprieties. The chav culture we see in the town today reflects not only on the widespread poverty and unemployment but also how the local authorities threat the residents with an arrogant and dismissive hand and spend their hard earned money on absurd and mindless projects, putting Scummie Brummie tourists before the town’s residents without prior discussion!
Note: Scummie Brummies should be understood not a reference to all Brummies, just the uncouth chav variety.
Note: Chavs should be understood not be a reference to a class group but rather to a significant sub-section of society which craves anti-social behaviour such as hooliganism, vandalism, impoliteness and general pig-ignorance.
totally agree with Penderyn, seems to me that some of you have had a run in with someone from Wales in one way or another and have decided to judge this area because of it!
Well Widnes Babe talks like one of these so called ‘chavs’ and she has the audactiy to attack the whole group ‘welsh’. Widnes and Birkenhead have recent genetic ancestories with those over the border so pease dont be a hypocrite love.
Aber used to be a very welsh speaking town which was warm and welcome to traders from anybackground, the ppl moving in is because of too many council houses built in too short a time hence in conjunction with council house transfers.
This socio-engineering has being going for at least 800 years here so why I am surprised
Living in Aberystwyth as a student, I haven’t really seen many chavs around the place, to be honest. But when I do, they all seem to be small children with nothing better to do then to shout at passers by and attempt to flirt with teenage girls.
I once had the pleasure to witness and giggle my arse off at some chavvy children go up to some 13/14 year old girls and nag them to call the little bastards. Luckily, the girls were smart enough to flick the V’s at them and walk out. Where were they? In KFC. Classy, lads. Real classy.
i live just outside Liverpool and i av bin aberystwyth – it is nout like u described it ders like next 2 no chavs der, der all little fukin goths nd skaters actully but den agen wot can u expect from the welsh lmao
Dey do do dat dough don’t dey dough
Ive lived here and have no problems from folk,even thow Im disabled and cant stop whistling,I whistle 24/7 even when Im asleep.I was in the army,but after a heavey shelling I just started whistling,so I was forced out onto civvy.Lots of me buddys were killed when we crept up on the enemy trenches,I started whistling,all killed except me.bye
Castrate them all, that should work, if not you may wish to resort to napalm – it may be for the best.