Chavs are people we have come to poke fun at and ridicule because of their zany fashion sense and wacky behaviour, but the Birkenhead equivalent especially those that live in the North End and on the Ford Estate (or Beechwood as it’s now called) are barely even human.
These scumbags that hang around Birkenhead are NOT repeat NOT Chavs, honestly. I was born in St Catherines hospital in Tranmere, and lived on the Ford Estate, in Prenton and Upton then eventually ended up in West Kirby before leaving home. I know Birkenhead personally and i would never give those f**kers the benefit of putting them in any particular class, even the lowest class of all, Chav Class. If they were even remotely aware of the Chav phenomenon, they would wish they were part of it, however they are so much lower than that.
Unless your mum is in birkenhead and is on her death bed and you need to see her before you die, never go to Birkenhead. Acually forget that, even your dying mother isn’t worth visiting Birkenhead for.
You get bombarded with such a fake scouse accent everywhere, as they’re all trying to be ‘harder’ than Liverpudlians. and i genuinely think that the trackie bottoms tucked into the socks thing was invented in Birkenhead, so all us Chav haters have even more of an excuse for hating Birkonian “Scallies” as they’re commonly known.
I will have more to say on the matter, but i can’t fit my whole life experience of chavvie/scally scum on this one post.
After a quick read through this it seems the people who don’t like Birkenhead and it’s people are just as rude and carry as much hostility as some of the people who are from Birkenhead on here. There’s good and bad everywhere it seems. you’re not any better than the rest of us. I’d rather live in Birkenhead and know I’m a good person than be like you and not ever enjoy what’s around me because I’m too busy looking down my nose at everyone else. I say good for you if you live somewhere far better than Birkenhead now stop obsessing with Birkenhead get over it move on.
Birkenhead is a place where time forgot, its people are largely smackheads or look like they’ve been breeding with pondlife. The people are parasites…. degenerates….. mentally retarded…. scum of the earth… Birkenhead needs to change its crappy name and murder the scum that walks its streets. In closing people in Brikenhead I hated your f**king retarded guts……. you bunch of dirty bagheads and 12 year old mothers.
I live in birkenhead and yes its a s**t hole. The place was destroyed in the 80s when the dirty scousers from across the water flooded the wirral with there heroin. Should of hanged a few of the bastards from the tunnel entrance as a deterrent when it first started and then maybe birkenhead wouldn’t be as bad as it is now.. Though on a lighter note I would just like to say not all birkenheaders are bad.. There are some decent people who drag our arses out of bed every morning to earn a living to pay our taxes so the chavs can get up in the middle of the afternoon and go the local off license and buy there daily bottle of white lightning cider
Do you know what, f**k off!
I’ve lived in Egremont, the Ford and currently live on the North End. All three areas are under constant discrimination and prejudice by people that simply don’t have a clue! These blogs are probably posted by sad, lonely people from Heswall or Calday or other area full of posh dykes. Get over yourselves.
I’ve recently been accepted to study Maths at Oxford, so I’m pretty sure I have prospects, but I’d far rather bring my kid up in the areas that I’ve lived in and understand that the labels are incorrect than have everything paid for and not have an issue!
And spelling issue? I can spell perfectly and write grammatically correct sentences.
The looks I get for alighting the bus on the North End is rather ridiculous and uncalled for. So f**k you haters!
Before you judge, take into consideration both personal feelings and that judging an area based on a few ignorant members of the population is immoral and pathetic.
You have spelt caldy wrong Therefore you unfortunately don’t spell perfectly
The school is spelt Calday and the town is spelt Caldy.
I can’t be bothered to tell you how many things are “wrong” with what you wrote.
What the f**k is every1s problem with birkenhead. I have lived here all my life an think its a alrite place. the ones with the problems are the victims that got bullied away from here. Probably grassin bastards or stinkin fukkin goths. Sort ur heads out this is are fine town if you don’t like it don’t come here ya jealous rejects that have f**k all else to do with ya lifes but take the piss outa we’re some1 lives. Nice to see that you put where u live or is that because yas are in a police safe house with 24/7 security cashin in those cheques with merseyside police printed on it. Dirty informants get a grip soft twats
I’ve lived in Birkenhead my whole life and in the last 10 – 14 years I’ve noticed a big change, I honestly see more goths/moshers than chavs, and I’ve never Had any problem with Chavs that I see here, they do wind me up a bit with their trackies and hoodies but they’re pretty cool.
And by the way the scouse accent came from Birkenhead, that’s why we sound like scousers here. You kinda epicially failed on that one lol.
Actually, the scouse accent came from Liverpudlians trying to imitate an Irish accent in an attempt to gain dock work. The bastard hybrid of Lancashire and Irish resulted in scouse. There you go.
I completely agree with this. I have had the misfortune of being born close to this s**thole! Although I do live in a 3 bedroom semi in a somewhat leafier area just outside Birkenhead and my mum and dad worked hard all their lives, you really don’t have to travel very far to come accross some scum who make my ability to go about my everyday life an ordeal. I can barely walk around Birkenhead for a few minutes before some complete c**t making a nasty comment or being harrased for ‘ciggies’ by some scumbags!
I would go as far as to say that the WHOLE of Merseyside is a s**thole. Capital of culture what an absolute pile of s**t! I am just living here until I can afford to leave.
Another sensible post on my home town. I too was born in St Cath’s in Tranmere and transplanted to the North End so I share your pain, brother.
And my mum being on her deathbed was the only reason for me going back. Thankfully the old girl carked it last year so I’ll never have to set foot in the place again unless I’m called in as an expert archaeological witness should the place be nuked.
Detractor number 1 (killthedirtychavs) is correct when he says the scouse accent originated in Birkenhead. Like any virus, it then spread through the local populace rapidly. What Birkenhead scallies have, however, is a bastardised version of the accent. “Aaaaay, meeeeeattttte, av u gorrrrrany cheeeange I can robbbbb?” That is not a scouse accent. That is an abomination. Even worse when they type how they speak. Which brings me nicely to…
Detractor number 2 (ian stewart) who I’m hoping hasn’t bred with his sister/mum and filled his council house with yet more man-monkey hybrids. Sir, you are everything that I dislike about Birkenhead. Please, by all means, stay there forever so that other parts of the world don’t have to suffer your woefully inadequate social skills and limited intellect.
However, this is a free society and you are, regrettably, entitled to your opinion. Even if it is the opinion of an ill-educated f**knut with no concept of your own ridiculousness and low standing. Translated into words of your own language… “u, laad ara fukkkin’ nobbbedd”.
yes well u r obviously one of those steryotypical types that probably wears skinny jeans and gels ur hair in a weird fashion i.e. a s**tbag. or possibly a student. (student = a person who drains societies expenses to pay for there qualification and then when passed gets a waiting on job or some other s**t job so they dont have to pay it back even tho the money they sponged probably went on drugs to try to fit in with COMMON PEOPLE who started the craze in the first place, plus recentley a student is also a person whom is suppose to be our future doctors and the like and are now on T.V. acting worser than scallys and chavs just because the government want to stop you SPONGING so much) SCAAAAATTTTTEEEERRRRR
Hmmm. Given the fact that Universities now charge approximately £9000 p.a. for tuition fees, which the vast majority of students will pay using a government-backed loan which will receive an interest repayment, I’m not sure your argument stands up too well. I would also imagine that the cost of higher education in the UK would pale into insignificance in comparison to the vast amounts spent on retraining and educating illiterate adults or patching up the victims of booze-fuelled rampages in A&Es across the country every Saturday night. I lived in Birkenhead myself, and I love the Georgian architecture of Hamilton Square, but wish somebody would just burn Corporation Road, Laird Street and anywhere near St James’ church to the ground for health reasons.
hi im moving to birkenhead and dont know wot its really like im irish and have family there actually my dad is breed there but i grew up in ireland im 18 and thinking cuz my age it might be a bit dangerous a all the hoodies are abut my age so if u have any suggestions or if u think its okay please let me know thanks
It’s fine, honestly, I live on the most stereotypically roughest areas of Birkenhead and I’ve never been harmed or scared in any way. These people have clearly no idea what they’re talking about and have only observed antics amd exaggerated..
my god u cheeky bastards obviously ur scared of birkenhead oh an by the way we are a lot ruffer dan liverpool u twat i am from birkenhead the eccy estate u r obviously just a fanny an who r u to talk? ur from ellesmere port the biggest chav wannabe town in merseyside u set this site up solely on the basis that u cant be a f**kin chav cus ur posh u f**kin nob ed an we wudnt want ya in f**kin birkenhead so f**k OFF PRICK