Once a lovely village in Cheshire, Partington, located on the outskirts of Manchester, had the potential to be a great family town.
Surrounded by miles of fields and meadows, it’s hard to believe when roaming the local countryside what actually lies a few yards down the road.
Partington is split into three estates, the worst being the Oak Rd estate (this was built to house the inner Manchester overspill) where the ever-common teenage mothers and (if actually present) alcy fathers roam the streets creating something which looks like a real life Resident Evil. Seen as every house has either been bricked or is vacant, the window cleaner has now decided that doing his round with a sander would probably be more beneficial.
The only pub in Partington where you don’t have to be a member is situated on Oak Road; The Redbrook (nicknamed The ‘Dead’brook) offers chav style lagers such as Eingerbrau (might be spelt wrong) at competitive prices, so not to waste their entire giro in one night. The pub also offers live entertainment every evening, which usually involves two pissed up twats mastering the art of how to cut off someone’s arm (this has happened on several occasions, and one chap had his arm blew off at point blank range with a shotgun). Pubs and takeaways have been forced to shut, due to local drug lords being insulted for no reason at all.
Those who actually decided to earn an honest living can be found at the local paintworks, where Im certain most of them only work there as the wretched stench is almost certain to give you a free high if you inhale enough.
Fighting has now evolved in the town and as stated previously, all the local scally shits now roam the street with knives, congregating in and around their nova’s and corsa’s outside the bargain booze, with one chap riding up and down the street on a mini motorbike or a quad. You pray that someone will ‘accidentally’ fail to hit their brake when these dickheads weave in and out of traffic in an attempt to ‘woo’ their underage chavettes. Needless to say, they succeed at every opportunity.
The graffiti in the local centre is highly amusing, as the local scallies inform the community of their spelling capabilities. Passages such as ‘Partington Soliders’ can be seen scrawled all over the shopping centre.
As the town is situated in the middle of nowhere, getting out of the place is a nightmare. You have three buses, the 252, 255 and the 247, all of which stink of piss with seat’s torn and thrown on the floor. I don’t blame the local bus services for not replacing these, as there is no point what so ever, it would just be a total waste of money and im sure they don’t value the little service the council is prepared to offer.
Listening to the chavette’s on the bus is hilarious, I remember one saying ‘I’m too young to have a baby, I want to wait until im at least 19!!’
The 247 buses give scallies the opportunity to visit other bargain boozes in the Trafford area, and they regularly arrange full-scale daytrips to a little town called Flixton. The 247 bus is therefore responsible for a whole new breed of chavs, and they can now be sighted legging it down the street followed by angry Bargain Booze staff attempting to retrieve the two three litre bottles of cider stolen just minutes earlier. Infact, the chavs of Flixton are a completely new species, crossbred and mutated if you like. Living on a diet of “diddlies”, washed down nicely with the perfect compliment of White Lightning or Diamond White, but if they fail to find a granny worth mugging, bong water does suffice. The chavs of Flixton are a true mutation of society and are sure to evolve into a demonic form should they be given the chance.
It wouldn’t surprise me if these local modern day Bethlehem’s were to be twinned with towns such as Beirut, Basra and Baghdad. A complete shit hole and I feel sorry for the small percentage of honest working citizens being condemned to the reputation that goes with living there.
its me again the only badboys round here is snize and declan so get to know if you dont then go ourladies fiel on friday you will see them sippin on dossa for joke you also get the othere wanna be badboys such as; jack roles and darren harris aka rinkdink
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you are all talking about all these chavs that chill round oak road shop the only person that chills there is toni crane and some times martin with his scruffy dog. toni thinks hes a gangsta who drinks special brew and smoke nuff burn> thats partington for you or should i say P/TON
Nevermind chavs, its has a resident husband pinching slag!
Love how the majority of people defending Partington either can’t spell or are writing in extremely stereotypically ‘chavvy’ dialect.
Partington isn’t the best place to live. It has bad people, it has good people. But er…isn’t that like every other place in the world? The only thing stopping Partington from being a NICE place to live is the idiot teenage lads who think they’re invincible.
What the actual f**k? If anyone visited partington now and re-wrote this report people would be shocked in the last 5 year’s partington has changed an incredible amount the same with flixton the only problem is their are still some “chav’s” in partington but most of them live near oak road if you want to know what partington is really like, come and have a look for your self you will notice as you first come into partington, no “chav’s” but as you get to the oak road area the “chavness” increases and as for robberie’s their was one where “out of towner’s” attempted to steal a money van where a officer was extremely hurt but as I say their has been no mugging’s or drug related incident’s or just any atack’s for quite a while. So if you think partington is really that bad come and visit!
Are you being serious about Flixton? There are about 10 ”chavs” about 14 years old that chill on the park at night smoking bud, hardly a reason to call it a chav town. Flixton is a standard middle class community with about 2 council houses. It is the same as almost all the villages around Lancashire and parts of Cheshire except from the posh, stuck up, twats from the likes of Stockport and Sandbach etc. I don’t think the writer has ever even been to Flixton.
Wow.. This is really offensive, I live in Partington and none of this happens! Oak road is nothing like what ‘anonymous’ had written! And Gem your just one of those few people who are an embarresment to Partington! if your really that sad to believe what these people are saying then you are obviously stupid. And you’ll find that if you walk through the streets absolultey no violence, pregnant girls or ‘mutants’ would be found:)
Hahahaha!!!!!!
Some critiacal person !! Ovbs your some tramp not from round here , get a f**king life you posh stuck up c**t
You failed to mention partington social club which is the local drug den an partington working mens club which you can only go in there if your friends with the landlady. but believe me she aint no fuckin lady. Then there is the local sport centre where the local sted heads meet up once a week after there fix of steroyds after muggin a little old lady who has just cashed her pension. And yes i do live in pton and this is hiw we roll so if you dont like it pack your backs and get the f**k outta here. am off to oak road to meet tony crane for a splif an can of special brew, i do hope i meet a little old lady on the way to pay for it.
Partington is that bad cos everyone knows each other so don’t slate partington if u never come down here !
@ Gem: Great spelling….are you just trying to confirm what the editor of this “hate article” wrote? For crying out loud, you are using a computer, use the spell checker!
@ Snake Plisken: Mate you have some issues!
You are right for the condition of these chav-towns, and it is a social phenomenon caused by the government in the UK over the years.
The stripped people of their morals and responsibilities, in exchange with pseudo-freedom and social benefits.
The offence of Antisocial behavior is the main problem in most UK towns, which when left unpunished will lead to crime.
UK cannot fight its Antisocial behavior, because instead of educating training and discipline its police forces, it has stripped them of their powers.
Oh “We don’t want a police state” some will say. And what do you want? Chav-towns instead?
If you don’t do anything wrong, what do you have to fear from the police?
But as I said….It has to be a decent police force, not chavs in uniform with posh superiors.
Imagine a small town of 2000 houses and with 10 Police cars patrolling the streets during the risk hours every day (6pm to 3am lets say). Anybody caught causing trouble to receive an automatic 3 month ban from social benefits every time caught. If living with parents on benefits 1 month ban for the parents, and let’s see how they will like it loosing money….nothing will move!
Yes, parents should be responsible for their kids.
How come if your dog bites somebody you are responsible, but if your kid robs an old lady you are not? What a crazy society is this?
I don’t see anything decent people have to fear from the above, so why are they not in place?
No money for so much police, some will say.
Ok, let’s go back to the small 2000 house town.
2000 houses paying around £800 each in council tax. this is £1,600,000 per year.
10 police cars patrolling 365 days per year for 8 hours per day at an estimated cost of £3000 each per month (police wages fuel, vehicle and maintenance) will cost £360,000 per year.
This is £15 per house per month….why is it not happening?
I’d be glad to pay the extra £15 on top of the current council tax it was going to make the UK towns a better place to live.
Morals, respect, and responsibility are not options to leave or take, and they should be enforced if needed.
Listen u bunch of scruffy bastards I live in pton and what theres nowt wrong with it round here if u dont fuckin like it don’t cum round here……. Just cause you lot have probably bin brought up where ur brother shags ur own sister u fuckin in bred bastards sling ur hook!!!!!
Partytown eh…..?
The buses stop running before it goes dark, because thats when the town changes hands from the daywalkers to the nightcreatures…
It’s like god used a craft knife, and removed a chunk of the roughest part of Stretford and decided to relocate it in the middle of the rolling countryside.
You go over that little toll bridge at Warburton being lulled into the idea that this area is the quaintest , prettiest place in the world, and all of a sudden you hit a patch of weird mist, coming out the other side into downtown Kabul.
This place is like the breeding fields from the Matrix movies, where there are very few men, just pre pubescent ugg boot adorned females pumping out leathery eggs full of proto chavs, and i reckon that Partytown is the source of all chavs everywhere…,where JD Sport adorned, mutant piglets with cloven hooves are hatched, then distributed far and wide in reinforced chav carriers to varying locations.
If you aren’t on probation, or have a job, or have ten toes, then you will be spotted immediately as an outlander, and probably sent to ‘the Hub’ for reprocessing as soylent green to feed to the hatchlings.
Yep, thats what they do there…., and you thought it was a youth centre !