probably the only place in norfolk other than kings lynn, norwich and yarmouth where chavs were born
well where do i start, i’ve lived here all my life and i’ve gotta honestly say……thetford isn’t too bad as long as you know your roots and you know where 2 go at what time. if you would like to be randomly assulted by teenage chavs in the middle of the night then go to the abbey farm area, the pine close district or the St johns massive. or even if you wanna get given an eye full when just going to town in the late morn/afternoon, you can see many chavs drinking wife-beater and sitting outside woolies or even the 12 year olds who love to play the slot machines in USA chicken and Mr chips.
but if you would like a different scenery, take a jmp on the T1 bus to lincoln way in abbey farm, where you can really see many different fighting activities between portugasse, lithuanas (sp?) and the thetford possey. if you are lucky you would more than likely see blue sirens blaring out at 1 in the morning because someone has got stabbed over ”looking” at the other agender. so check point areas : stay away from chaville ; abbey farm, St johns, pine close and even ladies estate can become a world war 2 ground even though i have a few friends living there.
the recommended areas of thetford are the willows, cloverfields and nunnery drive, virtually everywhere else is roaming with capper slapper 17 year olds looking for fights down castle park every friday or saturday night. one time i could remember some chavs started on me and my friends about 2002, i looked at hime and he goes ”yeh u wanna stop looking at me?”……..and i was just like *sigh* chav!! anyway if you would like to be avoided by being blatently murdered by the McChav’s of thetford, then i would suggest to hire a few bodyguards even though it would stop them and there 300 cousins and brothers.
if you would like to purchase food and drink without the harm of seeing chavs, go to the big tescos as chavs fear to go over onto the cloverfields estate for the reason that people over there are to friendly and afraid that they will give them a big hug so they will run with there 4 year old in the pram. but otherwise if you looking for a good friday night brawl, go to the rose and crown, the greene dragon, the red lion (owned by portugasse now) or USA chicken where the chavs often like to live up to there expectations and buy the chicken fillet burger to satisify there needs after downing 4 cans of stella, i mean wife beater.
but if many of you followers who are reading this, the industrial estate is idea place to go if you are looking to purchase many hard substance drugs such as speed, ketamine, coke and even if you score lucky you can get abit of skag for the likes of the bald headed, non-straight line walkers.
so in conclusion if you would like a quiet drink, go to the albion, the ark, or the dolphin, if otherwise then you know where to go, all of the above lol. best place for non-chav commercialised food would be the taste of china on white heart street, but avoid going a few 100 metres up the road on weekend, as you will see many chavettes having slapping fights and calling each other ”schalgs” outside Star o.k kebab, warning, they must refuel on the way home so they normally go to the kings head or the chase pub(even though they do a good steak and chips)
so dont say i didnt warn you, thetford is very very scary. thank you.
Thetfords not that bad its changing alot< but is getting more violent LOL< repping the SJW
Thetford isnt a bad place to live.
hahahahahah, this is f**king hilarious, thetford is not full of chavs, you obviously dont get out much i mean you obviously havent actually been to thetford, you mongrel
OK, very few words. You need to egt our more, I have lived in hackney, Crawley, a few years in and out of west norwood and putney – Thetford compared to other places in the UK is a f**king blessing. @ leats in thetford you have places you can go without being attacked by “Chaves”? lol 11 years ago my way across the horley estate involved 2 stabbing an alcoholic stalking me for change and 3 fights with the local idiots over the £3 change I had from chips. Clearly admin you aint got a clue. Go treat yourself to a meal… outside
This made me laugh, sounds like every other town in the country…Thetford isn’t special
I lived in Thetford Abbey estate for 7 years with my family it was ok friendly neighbours and I have good old fun memories of friends that I still see about but apart from that Thetford just need’s things for families and teenagers. I think the town has lost the customers due to losing Woolworth and many of our good shops. Anyway I’m sure the council can make improvement.
Youv got some proper cheek on you mate, all this that youv claimed to be true is far f**king from the facts you wanna get some morals mate none of that what so ever is true, i lived on ‘the farm’ for years and yeah there is always trouble but only coz people like you have always got something to say if youd shut ya mouth and know when to stop it wouldnt happen and trouble wouldnt come to yaa, state some facts ya dirty little araib coz your full of utter s**t!!
you cheeky prick come over to our country and treat our people like s**t and the only reason these english girls give you polish pricks blow jobs is cos most of you are nothin but dirty raping c**ts
f**k all you pine close peppol pine close ferm more like pine close fagots I.E kyle woodend harry dean chris disiton zak parmane ect
I actually smiled at this, because I’ve lived in Thetford for my whole life (all 18 years). And yes I agree it’s not a nice place to live, what you say is true but you can’t say everyone is like that. For example, I have 11 GCSEs (A-C), 3 A Levels and I’m at university. The sight of chavs annoys me but you can’t categorise everyone from Thetford as either a dole sponging dosser or a chavvy slag. And fyi to all keyboard warriors… You’re not proving anything, you’re just morons.
This is rediculous… Not one f**king person on this “board” has used decent grammar or punctuation, even the publisher doesnt have basic literary skills.
You are all the cancer that is giving thetford a bad reputation.
Go back to your government issued cheques of £50 a week and spend the money your dishing out to your ISPs on your benefit children. Oh, lets not forget the chav dad of your children that will never grow out of wearing “trackies”, i’m pretty sure he will never find a well paying job either because he’s too stupid to understand what’s acceptable in public.
Thetford is a disgusting place with rare bits of beauty that are hard to find. but it’s well worth the search (you need to look really deep).
First rule of criticising someone else’s grammar- make sure your own is correct!
The word is “ridiculous”, not “rediculous”. Be careful or you’ll be exposing yourself to “redicule” (sic).
yeah i agree with that joolee and i have lived here for 30 years and seen all the lazy pricks hanging around not interested in working ,. The younger females just want to drink themselves into an early grave and or breed little chavs that end up on benefits like they are. Pretty sad really but it wont change till the government got some balls and just stopped paying these parasites .
Thetford …..
is not that bad lived here all my life grew up on abbey farm . i was abit of a rebel but ive grown up since then and so have my mates . thetford has a problem that is not enough things to do we need a cinema , bowling alley and more shops for sure . the other problem with thetford is people from other citys and towns move here and try and ruin our town and try and bully people around then come here with there familys thinking there all that ruin things then they f off bk to there towns after they have ruined thetty takes the piss really does another thing most of the people here have just got in with the wrong people and another point i would like to make is ppl keep on about abbey farmers and pino ppl are trouble well there not its thee f**king foreigners who have come here taking our jobs and houses and getting everything plus hanging about at night time down the meadows on benches drinking and in the town i dont trust them .coz of them i feel i cant walk by there on my own at night,coz there is so many of the polish men hanging about and the police are useless and do nothing about it they think that this is there town they think they own the place they have the cheek to give us ppl the evils they hog the path so have to either push by em or get onto the road takes the piss they have ruined the town big time but then they are all over england gettting all the jobs and houses and all the help they get from our country if we was in there country we wouldnt be treated like this we wouldnt get what they get from our country i am not a racist person i am just stating the facts , and the fact is polish / lithunian and all the other idiots have ruined thetford i want the old thetford back where you felt safe to walk about at night on your own the old thetford where you could get a job with no problems . thetford is not a bad place to live to stop judgeing people on abbey farm and on pine close we aint all bad its the polish who are fighting and drinking and trying to rule thetford and the police if your reading this stop f**king about stop waisting time for searching us english ppl and our english lads and start searching the polish coz there ones who are carrying knives
Im am from Poland and you dont wont to work you lazy,you only conplain becouse you are a lazy English bum,only thing Thetford women are good for is blow jobs on Polish men.Get a f**king life or move to Poland and become a prostitute.
I live in thette and we aint no pussys no sir matey,Im in the Thetford wide trouser crew,nobody messes with us less they want big jobs like matey ay?Ive got a bike,its a BMX made for a 10 year old,very small wheel,only got one wheel on the back someone nicked the front one,BUT i DONT f**king CARE MATEY I still ride it.Everyone knows me, when they see me wheelying through the village with the rest of me crew running along after me they s**t em selfs,big Daves got a knuckle duster,made it him self from one of his mums old dusters,shes a cleaner at the school,Jimmy no nose,cut his nose of just to see what it would feel like,hes my number two, hed do anything for me,YES anything hes bisexual matey ay?Hes not imbarresed,Ill tell you what is imbarresing……looking through a key hole and seeing another eye looking back at you,ay matey ay you dirty f**kers…..oh you dirty dam f**kers you,dont come to Thetford less you be set apon by the wide trouser crew,youll no us by our 70s flares…..you buggers matey ay?
You mug taking the piss out of us,bet your one of thoses London pussies,I had a fight with a guiser from the smoke thought he was right hard he did the mug,soon showed him how a farmers boy fights the mug.Pulled a chiv on me he did,cos he knew I knew he knew hed pulled off more than his muggy London self could chew,all tattoos and a big mouth and nothing to back it up with except his Rambo knife.Lunges at me with it he does,sort of lunges going “hi yarrrhhhh”seen to many Bruce Lee films the mug.So I side steps him see?knees him in the solar plexus,elbows him from behind into the third vertabra of his neck and before he could say apples and pears,I was standing behind him,so I reaches between his muggy legs and grabs his scrotum through his fake jeans and reaches over the top of his head with my other hand and shoves me index and middle finger up both his nostrals,in a classic Russian KGB move I learnt when I was a mercanary,then lifts him up in the air in whats know in Twygeno as the steam roller,and using my weight as ballast ran him straight into a wall.Hes on the floor going “all right bruv all right dont hurt me no more I didnt mean to call you a sheep shaging hillbilly”tears running down his face the muggy cockney mug.So I gets up dusts meself down,adjusts me wellies,rearranged me braces,job done walks off larfing to meself the mug.Ive only gone 3 yards and I hears him running up behind me see the dirty cockney mug,so I run foward up a wall back flips and Im behind him again the mug,I was so quick Im standing behind him and hes like looking for me from side to side up and down going “were de go?”the mug.Anyway I reaches under between his legs grabs his scrotum again and reaches over puts me fingers back up his muggy London nose and were doing the steamm roller again,hes going”oh no bruv not again please bruv please………”So I picks him up and I runs with him only this time its not a wall its Gregs the bakers,SMASH straight through the front window we went,custard pies and pasties and buns all over the place,all the customers are covered in glass shards and lemon morangs,one old lady shes in shock,big cream cake on her head at an angle like a designer hat,all the cream and jam running down her wrinkly old face,screaming her head off.So while Ive got hold of his ears like in a SAS hold so hes parralised and cant move,I kung fu kicks the OAP in the throat,not hard like cos Im not a violent person,just enough to shut her up by sending her false teeth down her throat see.Anyway The cockney mug hes all “dont hurt me bruv please dont hurt me bruv let me go!”crying again.So I gets up dusts meself down,picks up a pink fairy cake steps out through the broken window and Im like heading back to me tracter when I hear him running up behind me again the mug,this time hes lost his bowie knife but hes got a tuna and cress mayonaise baggette and special 3 inch knife blades that come out the front of his boots like in James Bond.So I does a tripple round house and a low leg sweep knocking him flat then I reaches under his crutch grabs his scrotum and gets me other ha………………..
yeah of course u did kt lol