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Bournemouth, Dorset

Posted on: November 7th, 2005 by admin 31 Comments

well basically its not your typical council tower blocks kinda place. when everyone thinks of Bournemouth they think Sunny Sunny Bournemouth, its more like crappy crappy Bournemouth. When you’ve lived there for 16yrs of your life the pleasentness would of worn off years ago.
You get to know about the rough areas such as Kinson, Winton, West Howe, East Howe, Ensbury Park, Charminster, Throot, Boscombe, Southbourne, Beaufort and who can forget the town centre. So basically is the whole area….
I think recently Bournemouth was voted a great place to live on a big pole…What the hell happened there then? if the chavs aren’t at the local shops they’ll be on the corners, if they’re not on the corners they’ll be at the parks, if not there then you better fu***ng run home cuz they’ll be following you.
Yeah its true the housing areas are better and we don’t have tower blocks but that doesn’t mean life gets better than in Birmingham or any other crap whole of England… not saying that the sun doesn’t shine out of Birminghams arse but its not that bloody great. I used to be one of ‘em when i was a lil’ shit and i live in a nicer area than some of the proud Bournemouth area. and these films coming out just ain’t helping like Green Street and Football Factory. All its f**king doing people is physcing up these assholels.
I know all the crew on my road and we all used to skate together and do random shit. Now all i see ‘em doing is just fuc***g around on the corner with crappy cars and lawnmower mopeds. don’t they understand they SOUND CRAP, LOOK CRAP, ARE CRAP.
So now onto the street life, well by day as you would expect you don’t see much happening but it is i can assure you, whenever they look at you when you walk past trying to look hard or being territorial over there sh** whole area of a playground you should just be happy they aren’t drunk or high because they wouldn’t just stand there….they’d run and kick fu** out of you. In Bournemouth we also have the beautiful ‘Bournemouth Gardens’ where by day people sunbathe and foreign students play football on…at night its more like people are lying on the ground drunk off there faces, or they need to go to hospital from heroine overdose or they need medical attention from being beaten the shit out of. also those foreign students who were playing football are normally the ones being chased, harrassed, or being beaten the shit out of. Its also a fact that Bournemouth is right up there with the drug ratings in the country and of course the chavs have a nice influence on that sh**. They’re right in there, they like to get drunk and high or sniff some glue or powder before they come out so they then have the flexibility of hitting someone on the bus, street, club, gardens or all of ‘em if they’re lucky!
Then we come to arsehole of the arsehole….(Boscmbe, Bournemouth) now i am normally just going through there on the well known Yellow Buses going to Bournemouth for a night out with the lads but everyone knows about Boscombe and there gangs, crews, drugs, prostitutes, bums, etc. Boscombe has it all…. anything sh*t you can imagine, it’ll be there. I’ve heard of guns being fired, people being stabbed, friends getting jumped.
The chav culture is very much alive here as much as the estate agents and T.V. tell us how perfect it is, how the Conservative Party likes to have conferences here, we’re having a surf reef built, we have big artists coming to the B.I.C. (Bournemouth International Centre) to play gigs and may i just say AMUSEMENT PARKS we have the biggest right down at the bottom of Bournemouth Gardens at the Beach…. theres a whole damn building made for it and i suspect the councillors of Bournemouth are chav orientated aswell and deal with all the drugs aswell. We have spent over 6 years to get this surf reef…whats happened to that, apparently we’ve got that now but i reakon we’re paying for this stuckup fat pricks to be smoking everything they can for 4 years then there’s the IMAX cinema complex (a massive stupid building they decided to build on the seafront) which no-one wanted, the whole of Bournemouth basically said they didn’t want it yet the drugged up fat bas***rds went ahead and built it anyways.
Now, to the next chapter of my story the world famous East / West Howe / Winton chapter. we don’t hear much of East Howe anymore but we all know its probably because they’re building an underground army of chavs combined with squirrels but back to West Howe…

West Howe Crew…..the problems

1. there are millions of the lil’ fuc**rs
2. they’re split up into different groups
3. there are fu** loads of groups
4. they’ve like, strategically split up into all the different schools around Bournemouth..no escape
5. they no no boundarys
6. they’re well equipt
7. this goes on so i’ll stop here

basically they’re everywhere…..

okay so im gonna quit my moaning i couldn’t care less about them no more and to be honest i have quite a few friends who are chavs, i’ve been brought u with the culture (im not in it) but people need to know that Bournemouth ain’t the Heaven of this Earth, its the hidden, properganda altered lil crap of the South West of England….its not as sunny as people say it is….oh yeah btw

ENGLAND IS LIKE SUNNY 10% OF THE YEAR SO NO WHERE IS SUNNY

later mate

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31 Responses

  1. Anon says:

    sick of people bitc**ng about where they’re from.. instead of slagging bournemouth off why don’t you help improve it if you’re so worried about it.. if not just grow a pair and man up

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  2. Anon says:

    Basically.. i stopped reading when you, like many people started on “chavs” a word used by ignorant people to describe a group of people who society doesn’t care about. chav is a romany gypsie word for child for your information. its just as bad as racism in my opinion.. labling a person for the clothes they wear or where they’re from is wrong. as for crappy crappy Bournemouth, if you dont like it here.. relocate.

    everyone just stop going on about “chavs” “yobs” and my personal favourite “hoodies”.. ever thought i might just be cold? its discusting to judge people by appearance. i wear Adidas and Nike clothes.. sometimes i even wear my hood up :O.. doesn’t make me a bad person. Wherever you go on EARTH you WILL see certain people who may not seem socially acceptable but thats human beings for you.. no one is perfect and if you cant handle diversity stay in your cotton wool covered house

    and Jshan.. the only place that stuff doesn’t happen is in Ballamore lol

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  3. jshan says:

    haha what he posted is true about east howe westhowe and kinso i used to be one of those little shits back in 2003 to 2008 i know what goes on around there and it aint good cars being stolen n burnt every couple of days fights,stabbings and shootings!!!

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  4. Jaysus says:

    Let’s get one thing straight: EVERYWHERE has chavs. If you look hard enough, you’ll see chavs in pretty much any town in the UK.

    The point of this site, I think, is to name towns that have a high proportion of chavs.

    Bournemouth, on balance and relative to many other places, is not what I’d describe as a chav town. If you think Bournemouth is chavvy, then you have been spoiled and need to go live somewhere else for a while, to truly appreciate how good Bournemouth actually is.

    I’d suggest Bracknell. I lived in Bracknell for two years. Almost EVERYONE under the age of 30 is a chav. For the non-chav, Bracknell is a scary, depressing and lonely place. I suggest trying that – you’ll certainly get some perspective and I guarantee you’ll look at Bournemouth in a whole new way.

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  5. anon says:

    Ok well I was born and raised in bournemouth I’m 16 bournemouth is better than boscombe ok we’ve got a few gangs its better than london at least a lot of us know who’s in what gang t be honest you don’t see the good in bournemouth take another look, look past the bad stuff look at the good and if u haven’t live here all ur life then shut ur fuckin mouth end of

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  6. j says:

    sorry i disagree i moved from london down to bournemouth it is heaven down here like a constant holiday i havent seen any trouble at all just kids running about

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  7. Luke says:

    hmmm go to rightmove.com and look for the cheapest home to buy and it lists: East/west Howe, Ensbury Park, Kinson/Northbourne and you wonder, why is that?. as for Boscome centre, i somehow cant really see any local chavs, unless they speak polish nower days. but dont get me wrong, its still as sh*t as it ever was….a liberal leftwing tit would call it: diverse and exciting….a right wing nazi would most likely call it Calais. and they are both right really. Bournemouth is a bit of a shithole but compared to other places in the country it is a pretty good place to live. ive seen some right dives in my time. i found a good way to spot the chav scanks is to go on http://www.police.uk then entre the postcode and look for the figures showing assault and antisocial behaviour. a great tool if your looking to move here lol.

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  8. lex4 says:

    Sorry mate, but I’ve lived in Boscombe for the last 11 years and you are either a rich bastard that has lived in the more exclusive area of Bournemouth which means your Parents have money and you have silver spoon stuck up your ass. If you’d lived in the rough area then you would know that we have our problems the same as any other town/city but we confide them to ourselves and DO NOT INVOLVE our visitors, which we treat with respect and kindness.

    If your not sure give us a date when your next in town
    and I will show you the best qualities of Bournemouth.

    Lex

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  9. anon says:

    Have to agree with with the poster of the topic that West Howe is a sink and Bournemouth isn’t the safe & clean town its councillor’s would have you think. I lived there for 18yrs and to be honest there are some parts that should be raised to the ground. During the summer its ok but when winter starts it becomes a very backward town full of stag parties and Kappa Slappers who delight in publicly urinating and vomiting on every inch of the highstreet.

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  10. Tommy Connor says:

    You are a big gobshite you lad, you don’t know what you are on about saying Bournemouth is chavy ! you knob :L

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