Well what can I say about sunny Willenhall, caught between the chav magnets of Walsall and Wolverhampton is the breeding ground for some of the chavvest scum you could ever wish to meet.If you go to the town centre post office any monday morning and you will see some of the biggest gold hoops you have ever seen, in fact i dont know why they just dont sit their many kids on these earrings and use them part time as swings, their hard faces and tantastic tans (some weird orange colour that no one on earth ever goes) are the usual uniform, it seems that they bring their chavlings out into public just to swear at them and slap them around, you can always tell a chav kid, the females have their ears pierced whilst still in the womb, and the boys have that slab featured lantern jawed neandertholic stare that only could exist thanks to bad nutrition ( these parents think that Mcdonalds is a healthy choice)I suppose it is when your too thick to switch on an oven.
You can spot the mothers by their lardy arses and too tight lycra leggings which seem to show every dent and ripple of their flabby obese bodies, why they need to do it is beyond me. Do they have no freinds, family or mirrors in their homes? Ladies if you are reading this PLEASE cover that s**t up! The men can always be found outside the post office where the chav can be seen waiting for his latest kids child benefit. (needed to keep them in benson and hedges and skunk!) The men are usually resplendent in adidas and nike (imagination is not their strong point) The adults are dripping in gold (ARGOS obviously!) while their kids have snot running from their nose and no warm coat. If these people(and i use that term loosely) were intelligence tested their IQ would be found on the binary scale. Their young children run the streets because if little charnelique is in the house they cannot concentrate on their sky satalite and plasma tv, their idle fat arses are glued to daytime tv, (although not the news) as its too taxing for their tiny minds! You see them waddle through the town centre at 3 oclock to pick up the chavlings, whilst stuffing their faces with a neverending supply of greggs pasties, in fact their are only 3 places chavs go for food, greggs, mcdonalds and burger king, if they are really splashing out, they may go to pizzaland, so iff you feel the need to experience the chav, visit willenhall, the land of the thick and the home of the lardarse.
I wasn’t born in willenhall, but i have grown up here for the last 20 years and i don’t see anything more offensive about the area than any other place i have ever been to.There may well be a lot of unsavoury characters in the town, but unless you choose to live on mars,you will be hard pushed to find an area which is free of people like this. We don’t live in a perfect world,where everyone is one colour, has high end jobs and 2 point 4 children with roses around a picket fence surrounding the little house we all dream about. Life is not like that ,so instead of spending your time disrespecting people,who you have no knowledge of whatsoever, i suggest you wise up and learn to recognise that there is more to worry about than your pet hates in willenhall and surrounding areas and quite frankly mate,not many people give a damn about your opinions, unless they are of the same mentality as you,now that IS something to be concerned about.
It could be worse you could live in Wolverhampton, a town full of genetic freaks fuelled by skunk, R+B and inbreeding.
With friends like you who needs enemies. Knobend.
I don’t live in willenhall and its never crossed my mind to do so, i do have friends there though, one of which actually re-located from sutton coldfield.
To do this would require a level of thickness which would serve him well in his new found chavs paradise.
Willenhall is set in an area known to locals as the arm pit of the west midlands and is wedged between the s**t end of Wolverhampton, Walsall and the formidable chav stablands of Bloxwich. If Willenhall is the arm pit of the Midlands then Bloxwich is surley the arse hole. ( i lived in blocko lasting 2 weeks, leaving when my flat door was kicked off its hinges and my possesions smashed to bits by a pack of bored chavs high on horse traquilizer, Kestral super and roll ups made from cigerette nubs collected from the bus stop.)
My friend has blended in well with the locals by immidiately signing on and buying an xbox which will keep him in front of the tv instead of risking going outside where he will encounter a scene resembling NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, only these zombies talk in a gut cherning, half white, half black, s**tty midlands accent. And every one of these anemic soap dodgers wants a f**king fag, f**k me every single one in this town seems to have a passion for scrounging fags, not only do these vacant f**k wits take thousands in dole payments, they beg and scrounge millions of pounds worth of ‘burns’ off working people.
Willenhall is also a centre of exellence for racial hatred.
We have all been there when a black wankster pushes in the que in a supermarket and dreamed of violence but we stay calm because we do not want to fall the wrong side of the law. This would not occur to a local who would instantly smash the black person to the floor and stand on his head while hurling racial abuse at the limp bleeding unconscious body to the absolute delight of the eldely racists shoppers who are to weak to carry out such a violent attack but would dearly love to. When the police arrive they take the attackers self defence LIES as FACT, for two reasons: 1- The black victim can not give a statement as he is still unconscious. 2. When or IF he does come round, the SS, sorry, police will not give a rats arse what he has to say because he is black ( a true story ) In fact the only way a black man can be accepted round here is by shagging fat white slags who see the birth of each new coffee coloured half breed as a pay rise as each new born will inflate thier already offensive dole payment to a level which makes the working man or woman actually want to leave the country
willenhall is close to the infamous juntion 10 on the M6. europes busiest motorway, FACT.
Greenpeace should set up thier uk headquarters here where after one day of measuring the levels of carbon dioxide being churnred out by the thousands of mot and tax free bangers they would realize there is enough s**t in the air to poison the local population on a chernobyl like scale, causing babys to be born with horrible deformaties, this may explain the zombie like freaks who run amok in the scary crack riddled sess pit they call the town centre.
I could go on and on about the industrial waste land and disgusting factories offering minimum wage to any chavs wishing to drag themselves away from the dole que…..Dream on….Willenhall’s time served chav bastards do not take this option instead using the burnt out shells of these bankrupt factories as glue sniffing clubs.
I can not find anythng nice to say about this crap hole, except last time i went there i did not get punched, robbed or spat on which was nice, however my mates windows had all gone through…. and i did get asked by a chav for twos on my roll up ………..The end
f**k you. I’m 50 yrs old and lived in Willenhall all my life. I’m single, work hard and have my own house. You obviously have an overcative imagination to have fabricated such bollocks. Don’t like Willenhall? Simple. f**k off. Don’t come here. We don’t want you here.
And very THICK!!…… I mean very very thick and fat
I would like to offer some evidence proving that what you say is true about willenhall.
I have a freind from this area and he is a FAT DOLE SCROUNGING LARD ARSE……..The end