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Bradley ie. the shit in the slippers of huddersfield

Posted on: December 25th, 2005 by admin 22 Comments

BRADLEY if you should accidently get lost on your way out of mirfield and into huddersfield this is where you will end up! Bradley is the armpit of west yorkshire playing home to people of many ehtnic origins but predomintantly blacks! The rows and rows of grey pebble dashed houses have made the place -due to its coloured inhabitants- a concrete jungle! Should you be lucky enough to find you self here in preperation for the army of young hooligans that will approach you and demand your "fone, keys, dolla(money) and anything else the slightest bit valuable!Note: these planks will take your keys regardless of wether you live any where near or not. The young chavs in Bradley off the notorious keldregate estate spend their days ‘bustin moves and choons’ ‘mugging old ladies’ i kid u not ‘holding up buses with pocket knifes’ and if that gets boring they will wander through to the neighbouring shite holes ie.deighton,fartown ‘pronounced FARR-OWN’, dalton or sum wher equally as run down with screaming banshees of mothers, useless dead legs drug dealin fathers and piss ridden kids complete with skin heads n chipped teeth. The young chavs are easy to spot with their trackies, tns (shoes),i kid you not bling bling and rusty sovreigns, walkin round like they’ve shit them selfs with one glove on. And as for the girls their the ones with faces like smacked arses and a croyden face lift pony tail or the most recent ‘scruffy bun’ a good look unless u actualy are scruffy; when their not being taken up the arse in the back of a ford cortina they are either dolled up to the eyeballs with fake tan, cheap make, up as much fake gold as gravity will allow and sporting the latest vinyl mini-dress from mischeif or missB or another little squalor of a shop in ‘TOWN’ complimented by a giant pair of slag wellies (leather knee boots with chunky heels that are 4 inches)! Or alternately the butcher of the girls will dress just like boys but with a thong hangin just underneath thier shoulder blades they can be seen continually beating the crap out of any half good looking girl they see and stealing ‘twocin’ eye brows peircing hoops from claires accessories (the kingdom hall for scruffy little bitches) with a ‘side pony’ protruding from one side of the little tarts heads. These pratts can be heard using phrases such as ‘yow waat up boooiii’ ‘peng-a-leng’ ‘eazzeee b’ ‘fo shizzle my nizzle’ ‘yow fukin runnin yow mouf off yowz gone get beats’ ‘thats heavies’ and hundreds of other twat like words un-used by normal people. Hobbies in bradley consist of getting ‘pissed up’ ‘stoned and charged’ ‘angin raaarnd the bus stops’ ‘trekkin’ (walkin round terrifying old ladies and young childeren) and many other idiotic pass times untill they are old enough to do as their idols do eg. mother father milkman 50 cent etc. and trapse round with 8 kids of different colours screamin "do as ya fackin told or u aitn havin food for a week u scratty little shit" or ‘bonin’ fifteen year olds in alleys. So in short if you like your car windows, teeth, kneecaps etc. where they are avoid this shit hole like you would a paki with leprosy ! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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22 Responses

  1. Cheryl says:

    It makes me sad to see a lack of respect towards other people. I believe that no matter where you come from there will always be different types of people whether they be working class or not. It’s not and shouldn’t be about race – its all to do with how people are raised and educated with good values and respect towards other people in general.The reality is there is not just a specific area to target because this sort of thing can happen anywhere and it does not always matter what you wear, or if your house has pebble dash.

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  2. GRE says:

    I have lived in Bradley for 11 years, the longest I have ever stayed anywhere. I have stayed for a reason, it’s a good place to live.
    That is unless you are a xenophobic loser who hates eveybody and will not work for a living. There is nowhere in the world bereft of problems of one sort or another. You must learn to live with what you have and look for positives not negatives.
    Finally to the fool who wrote the original piece, perhap you should have tried a bit harder at school, maybe then you wouldn’t be so bitter and full of hate.

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  3. bradley resident says:

    I have lived in bradley since 1958 when i was 13 years of age, i have never heard such a load of rubbish in all my life. of course it has problems but not to the extent spoke of by the idiot on about “bradley shit” my son in law is black he has a very good job a job he has been in for the past 6 years, he is a gentleman, a loving husband and daddy to a lovely baby boy. his family live in bradley too mum dad brothers & sisters all of whom work for a living. and no nothing to do with drugs. he also has some really good friends he has had since school days, and surprise they are also black and they also have good jobs, ok there are some dodgy dealing but let me tell you white lads are not that innocent, and the problem is country wide never mind bradley, deighton, or anywhere else for that matter. you wanna get a grip of your own life and stop been so prejudice. bradley has over the last two years had a lot of work done on all the houses and no they are not pebble dashed, come to that they never have been, you want to worry about your own life thats if you have one. and let us bradley folk get on with ours

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    • Happy in Bradley says:

      What a load of old rubbish. Anyone who doesn’t know Bradley then take no notice of all the racist, chav extolling, drug using tosh these people are talking about. It might be like that for a small minority of small minded people but the rest of us disagree.
      It is my neighbourhood with nice people, hard working and they generally look after their homes. Come and have a look round the place is your bog standard suburban mix of race, class and religion, no different to most towns in the UK.

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  4. cut me dolla says:

    Yes Badley is the arshole of huddersfield, i lived there for quite a few years and it never has changed or shown any potential for change. 99% are unemployed and are career dole dossers. when they do get their dollas in it!!! it is spent on tennants super-strength larger and spliff. the mucky slags of bradley just shit out a kid every 2 years to further there income and career paths on the dole and none have have the same fathers. they cant even name there f**king chav offspring properly and make up f**king stranger names like : klatishia and soada and thyrionash the f**king dim bastards. the children of bradley are fed shit by their parents like sausage and beans in a can on a slice of toast (all the food comes from lidl of audi) bradleys source of nourishment! even if they was a youth club witch they used to be one! they would destroy it or use it as a drug distribution centre, when they was a youth club they just used to hang out by the shops like f**king shaven monkeys kissing their teeth and havin joke in it! They try and ware there wealth and drape their self ‘s in ARGOS’s finest 9ct gold – which is tin skimmed with a f**king micron of the shittiest gold know to man and then going to cash converters and pawning their tacky and scruffy f**king possessions that are worth f**k all and arguing its solid gold and dat bit of blingging glass is a dimond init.!! if you ask me they all should be sterilised and forced to work the f**king no hoping scruffy dirty bastards. they are always jealous of everyone else, if they had a good f**king wash and wore clothes that fitted instead of wearing the gray tracksuits like prisoners in armley wear – and mastered the spoken English language instead of speaking some form of broken English – Jamaican – yardi – chav shit that people could understand, and then learnt to walk like they had not been born with polio or crippled in a horrific accident they could get a job, work hard and have a life that is not pointless and also the nice house and car and holidays that come with it. but i will be best friends with jimmy hendrix befor that happens!
    those poor demented bastards (just take a look at your self s and your life) surly you could do better.

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  5. what the?! says:

    oh dear oh dear! my negative friend i thought you had gone a bit over the top on Huddersfield but this …….this is one step too far ! You are so full of hate it is unreal, do you not live in a multicultural town. i am guessing not or at least you didn’t have you been outside your house in the last few years???? again your facts are very out dated and very untrue to the area! did something happen to you that made you an agoraphobic racist as i am guessing that this is all you do with your life writing comments about towns and cities you have never visited how they are full of chavs and people from different background! what was it that made you so afraid of the outside world did you get mugged, threatened? what ? there are support groups for you out there you know. You just need to get off your fat ,balding, middle aged arse and do something about it . there is no need to be scared of the outside world you might find out how wrong and outdated your opinions are, maybe visit some of the areas you have so colorfully described you might be surprised.

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  6. Paul C says:

    My name is Paul C, and I was actually born in Bradley and grew up there until I joined the RAF at 19 years of age. I am so sorry to hear that Bradley has deteriorated into such a demeaning state. When I grew up there is the sixties and seventies it was a great place to live. It was a working class council estate, but the people were hardworking, decent human beings, who had a community spirit. It’s so sad to read such reports of social degradation and human desperation! Interestingly, Bradley is over a thousand years old, maybe like all the cycles of history it will come good again. I’m sure there are still decent old Bradley people there. Of course if I had my way, I’d form some new type of national service and see how many of them really need heroin and psychiatric label. In the good old days, real ‘Yorkshiremen’ would have kicked the living shit out of the lot of them, and the only mainlining they’d be doing is being tied to the local railway line!

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  7. livrox says:

    I lived at Bradley for many years and it is indeed a shithole and full of chavs. I lived on the so called ‘posh’ part of Bradley, which was seen as fair game for any little scroat with a habit. I once caught a 15 year old chav burglar in my house and held him prisoner until the police came for him. Once they had locked him up they came back to take a statement and advised me (off the record of course) that if I caught him again to give him a good kicking as they were arresting him every week but the courts were just slapping him on the wrist and sending him back to his scratter mother. I had a mohican at the time and got so much abuse – always from the other side of the streets or through the window of a twocked car. They are just scum and I would happily bulldoze the entire town.

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  8. Andrew carlton says:

    I have lived at the top of bradley all my life.
    Only thing that i can say i dont like is what goes on behind st thomas church on bradley road some nights.
    A while ago i was walking the dog and came by a group of lads shooting up heroin.
    I ignored it but it happend again this time i was pissed off i decided to go speak my mind.
    I had only just broke up with my girl and was pissed off so much i went up to the guys and said what the f**k is this.
    I was stunned all i got was chill out man relax try some.
    Hey what could i say they seemed decent and i was pissed of so i did try it.
    That is why i hate what goes on because im their nearly every f**king night getting smashed on heroin.
    I even sold my dog and my mums plasma tv to pay for it some nights i even go to sell my arse to a local dealer.
    All in all i have a laugh.

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  9. Growing up in Germany I didn’t get the slipper, but I did truly my mom’s hand on my bottom a lot more often than I wished for. I use my ancient ballet slipper for spanking my daughter now, but then slippers in English schools ought to have een a lot a lot sturdy and ought to have stung a lot much more.

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  10. bradleyman says:

    A ridiculous posting, written by a BNP member or EDL.
    Bradley has its problems like everywhere else so to single this area out is a disgrace.
    Mirfield, Meltham and Honley has its own problems and they are areas which are predominantly white.

    Yes groups of young people regarless of colour can be intimidating, but in the 40
    years I’ve lived here I have never had problems with the BBD or shopfront crew as it was formally known.
    The council re-housed some of the bad apples when Brackenhall was knocked down and as a whole, Bradley is paying the price.
    The council have failed to provide anywhere for young people to safely congregate, so hanging
    around shops is the norm. Most houses at the top end are owner occupied, so the real scumbags are housed near the shops or Huntingdon Avenue.
    SO the moron who wrote the original article sounds like someone extremely bitter and racist, perhaps his mum is with somebody from Bradley

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  11. annonymous bradley guy says:

    someone needs to start a new thread “MOST RACIST AREAS IN BRITAIN”

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  12. annonymous bradley guy says:

    i’m actually from bradley and richard germain is a f**king loser jumping on that stereotypical bullshit, maybe there was the odd house that had drugs in them but in my opinion don’t judge until you have the facts, i’ve never been in trouble with the police. all my family still live there, it’s just the odd street where scruffy kids are. in fact if you actually went through bradley u would see that a big percentage of houses have been bought throughout the estate and are well looked after, if you went through there you would see that it probably looks a lot nicer and cleaner than any other council estate anywhere in the country. to say “if u get lost coming out of mirfield…” you must be f**king crazy!! i went to mirfield school and never experienced so much racist prejudice in my whole life. my children go to bradley school and that is one of the best junior schools in huddersfield these days and i wouldnt want them going anywhere else. i don’t know where the chav stereotype is coming from either, yeah maybe there is one or two scattered about but its not that bad, there is a big black population in bradley but that’s the same as anywhere else in the country except for rural areas and outskirts of towns and cities. it’s obviously been written by someone actually from mirfield and they should be lynched for their racism and stereotypes, who are you to judge?

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  13. Richard Germain says:

    May i just say all these comments about racism and shit are just misplaced, how can you be racist when even the white kids are all black and belong to black families. I can even name 50 people that all smoke weed and like bob marley and shit. racist it aint, with the trouble in Jamaica and the Caribbean all they are doing is creating a home away from home. So yeah peng-a-leng i have never used unless as the descriptive word linked to a particularly strong strain of cannabis, but for shizzle people talk like that in the endzz.
    As a plumber i worked reconditioning the keldergate area along with sheepridge and surrounding areas, we had to remove pot plants from the bath before we changed them…. we had workers threatened with violence and guns and we needed police help to safely work in the areas.
    All you that think it is safe are either f**king deluded or armed to the teeth with guns and a couple of crack dealers numbers.

    jog on

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  14. bradley says:

    You need to send this kind of stereotypical rubbish to the site it belongs on, the rubbish site!
    This is just an axcuse to put across your narrow minded racism.. Maybe your colleagues in the BNP could publish this for you. Useful to print out and wipe your arse with.
    Maybe your problem is you found your mother in bed with a black man?? or an Asian man.
    You have been watching far too much reality tv, no-one uses dead terms like ” fo shizzle or peng a leng, for God’s sake grow up.
    BBD came about from the DBI which was created by Kirklees , so why wouldn’t intelligent young people have something to identify with, the council just failed to include Bradley because there were no concerns in that area. Just take yourself off to one of the predominantly “white middle class areas of Huddersfield and you will find father’s raping their daughters and boys taking heroin in their shed and getting specialist help because they are rich. Your real issue is because these youths are different, they don’t hide away the problems and most importantly , they are’nt white or conform to what you expect. you are a sad racist who should maybe move to Holmfirth or Denby Dale.

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  15. jimfrost says:

    I was walking through bradley one day minding my own buisness when a group of lads walked right in to me as i was going in to the shop.To save an unwanted confrontation i said sorry (out numberd by 10) to which i got the great reply of a smack in my mouth.I turned around to run but one of the fuckers through something at my head whic knocked me to the floor unconcious.As i woke up i found my self tied to a tree in bradley woods.My pants were gone everything except the cunts put fishnet stockings on me and high heels i wounderd could this get any worse damn right i was wrong i heard some talking then was forced to bend over i had this excrutiating pain in my bum i soon realised i was being raped.I screamed but all i got was a big black dildo shoved in my mouth.I now currently go to bradley as often as possible so it isnt that bad i had fun

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  16. BigBoy says:

    I’ve lived in Bradley all my life, and I can honestly say, I have had no trouble. Fair enough, I know everyone who lives there, I have done for since I was small, so in a respect this may be why I feel safe. I can understand why some people who are ‘outsiders’ may feel intimidated, because to be honest, I know some cunts who do you for not being from there. The SFC is no more, the BBD dont cause trouble for anyone really unless they start it, and the last gang war we all had was over 5 years ago!! Not that bad of a place….I’ve been to worse, I’ve been to better, but overall, quite hospitable.

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  17. BBDyano says:
    yo, chattin like ya no u cum 2 tha bbd an see wat appens. ppz onli go on like dat wen it cums 2 dickheads lyk u.

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  18. emoopunk says:

    i live in the shit hole called bradley and it really is that bad. I dont dress like all the other "homies" aka the yobs do so i get called a dirty little scrubber if i even dare step out in a pair of skinny jeans. Your description of the apperance and dialect of the chavs is perfect.

    Bradley ok if your in BBD what ever the f**k that is i think it is bradley brakenhall and deighton WOW how creative!!!!!

    xxx

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  19. murdahrah says:

    it sint just bradley wich is full of chavs, theres deighton, fartown, almondbury, dalton, rawthorpe, crosland moor, moldgreen, waterloo, , golcar, basically all the town except about 2-3 areas

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  20. murdahrah says:
    it aint that bad u mong

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