Ahh, Carlisle. The sights, the smells, the wonderful fast food outlets. And if you’re very lucky, on your visit to this historical town, you might NOT see the resident species. Chavs.
They’re everywhere. Street corners, Mcdonalds, The Lanes seating area. Even Woolworths is infested.
experience the thrill of walking into town and having such colourful local greetings as “goffy” “dirty Greb” and of course the timeless “filthy greeeeeb man” thrown your way as you pass. Smile to hear the 13 year old mothers walking past Wilkinsons and yelling “Dwayne! Stop kickin’ that man in, innit!” to the three year old cherub in question.
Marvel at the endless rows of shoe shops and sportswear stores, with the tasteful harmonies of “My humps” and “Call on MEEEEe” blasting endlessly from their welcoming doorways.
Gasp in delight as you pass what is locally known as “chav corner” the favoured childrens play area for all of the local chavs to hide and drink their “peeve” (illegal alcohol). This particular place is artfully decorated with cigerette butts, empty bottles and used needles. Why not take your children to play there!
And just before you leave, you have to take a trip to “weed central” the ‘skateboarding park’ which has been taken over by the biggest gang of chavs in historical records. This is now the perfect place to get stoned off your head before heading out to Botchergate, or as we know it, “black eye row”. 2am on a saturday morning is the prime time to get beaten up as you walk home- be sure not to miss it!
I hope you enjoyed this little tour of Carlisle-
“It’s proper minted- Innit!”
Shut yo gob cos yo 2 blame…chavs giv taarn a bad name.
well…i am a foreigner living in carlisle…what can i say..lol interesting springs to mind. chavs id dint know until i arrive dhere.they are just a different breed and not really half human but apart from that ..carlisle is in a beautiful location..close to the sea,lake district, scotland, rivers …..just a shame about the people. narrow minded,aggressive, uneducated, horrible…travel 30 miles and even tho west cumbria is even poorer the people are friendlier..chavs there as well but also nice people where as you have to really look for them here.
Chavs give Britain a bad name! join the army if you dicks act all hard in society! >:)
Chavs give Britain a bad name! join the army if you dicks act all hard in society! >:@
PS: Chavettes 2 below me, learn how to spell dumb smegs!
join the army if you goons are big enough!
Chavs give britain a bad name, nuke them all!
god you lot are such an embarrassment imagine being proud of
being thieving scrounging scum of the earth, as for it being fun to be
you and a Chav I earn £45k a year and travel all of the world now that
is fun, living on the dole and going to Spain for your hols yep that
must be great.
lvin all da carlisle cru xxxxxxx
why you so happy bowt bein a charva, tha chava race has died n it died a long tym ago, im from carlisle and im no chav nor greebo, n you is ryt them dutty “greebos” are nuttin but little scummy faggots who can only speak ther mind behind the comfort of a computer screen or on xbox live, get a life you fukin mincers,
ChavGurl and GracieLou, do you actally think you are ghetto or something? You live in Carlisle, also known to anyone outside of Carlisle as the most backward, crap end of England! In fact any Northern person who considers themselves ghetto is a fool, you can only truly be Ghetto if you are from London, otherwise you are simply a council chav.
Get an education, stop spellnig words in that ridiculous manner, and try to understand that Carlisle really is the most pointless, chav ridden hole in England.
Really? You can only call yourself ghetto if you’re from London? What planet do you live on?
I would have thought you could only call yourself ghetto if you came FROM a ghetto? Are you saying the whole of London is a Ghetto? Didn’t think so.
Look here for correct usage for Ghetto… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghetto
It might interest you to see what the word Ghet or gheto means.
Yes it could be worse, I agree. Unfortunately, I dont see how. -Closes eyes and waits to be bottled- I got called a smelly sweaty greb AND a chav today in one go, how weird is that? Must be all me bling, innit.
Given half the chance I would not go to Austin Friars unless I wanted to become a pretentious little git. I actually could have gone but chose not to. And it depends on which part of Carlisle you went to.
hmm! well it didnt seem too bad to me when i last went as my father lives about 30 miles away from carlisle and i bet given half the chance if you had been able to go to austin friars you would have. though from my experience many of them would probably piss everyone off once in a while!
ciao
xxx