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middlesbrough

Posted on: January 8th, 2006 by admin 5 Comments

all i can say it is the LOS ANGELES of the north for its awfull culture, no wonder its in an area with an identity crisis, the chavs are even infecting the law abiding outer suberbs due to the local mayor asbo ing them from the local bells store and day and night stores, the roads are gridlocked with cars without tax and mots talking their little precious chavs to school before embarking on a big shop at netto and aldi, shopping mecca for chavs is morrisons at berwick hills (aptly nicknmaed beverley hils) were it most be the most densely populated area of burberry, mckenzie, most cars have been customised the local chav my ride specialists g force styling, coulby newham is fast emeging as the home owning chav central with the local tesco being a big focal point, chavs blight even the local north yorkshire countryside in the summer with a trip to great ayton – once boyhood home of captain cook were they light up their disposable barbercue and get obliterated on their 24 pack of carling stored neatly under the 6 week old babys pram scaring the ducks and being great ambassadors for the town, if you are thinking of coming to the ‘boro’ of even the rest of so called teesside, dont bother stop at stokesley and have high tea.

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  1. Mellie says:

    Ts1Mafia – Clearly a chav. Prick.

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  2. MrB16 says:

    You idiot.

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  3. Ts1Mafia says:
    Middlesbrough is tha realist place 2 b so a dunno y al u bitchez makin shit up, we smoke u muthafuckaz owt, u call us smoggies so we smoke u! ya c me punk!

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  4. adamyorks says:
    do you mean council houses and surveys? ive lived in middlesbrough for 30 yers and i am commenting on what i see not what the media want me to belive, beverly hills, dark end whinny bronx, chicago fleet, need i go on ? im from the middlesbrough that was in yorkshire before it has been desecrated for the past 30 plus years and does not have an identity! smoggies?  there is no industry im middlesbrough! it has lowest manufacturing percentage in the so called tees valley, if you want to spend your money on clothing emporiums and live in your little bubble do so, i live in the real world and i am not the daily mail reading toff you percieve me as! and as for the accent cool is not the word i would look for and there is about 10 different variations of it, you sound as if you originate form the ts3 area?

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  5. Ts1Mafia says:

    Ts1 Mafia taking over tha UK and all tha muthafucking politics too cos we need to get rid of tha scum and tha corrupt muthafuckers.

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