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de-droitwich chav attack!

Posted on: April 5th, 2006 by admin 6 Comments

Lying between the chav ridled supreme worcester and bumhole bromsgrove lies a small over spill of chav shit citizens from the spa.(droitwich spa).With its fine array of scaggy council estates chawson and the westlands, droitwich is soon to take over worcester as king of the west mids chav zones.
The westlands which  was named boycott by the council is rife with gyppo trackie wearing bag-heads, pregnant 14 year olds and there 40 year old taxi driving boyfriends.
For night life droitwich has alot not to offer.The westlands has its own hole called the Foxand Goose, where the only lager available is called acorn lager and tastes like rats piss.The town centre is full of a mix of monors(droitwich inbreds) and chavs. The Hop Pole is a chavs pub wet dream with its 1.50 on a thursday and sunday pints and its crap pool table where many a fight has taken place over. De-Droitwich in three words chav growing epidemic.  BELEEEVE.
Amazingly Droitwich is yet to get a mcdonalds! Trust droitwich is soon to be chav central for the uk.

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6 Responses

  1. sam says:

    well ive live in oulton broad and droitwich and there isnt alot to pick…..o yes lowestoft is close to a beach wow…… everyone just get a life as your home is your home at the end of the day and when your door is shut it dont matter whats outside…….x have a nice day ;)

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  2. me says:

    Just have to add that the hoppole no longer has the offer of a £1.50 pint and it has won awards for its excellent real ale. Chawson estate is not “Scaggy”, Ive lived there all my life, never had any trouble and never caused any.

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  3. Emma says:

    And wonderful place do you live!!? Every town and city has it’s good and bad points. Idiot!

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  4. Cleverbee says:

    Funnily enough im not from around here, but droitwich- a dump it may well be, is not an overspill, as it has a long timeline in history and in it’s own right owns its own little spot on the map. That westlands place is an overspill from Worcester, droitwich spa and possibly Birmingham and would of possibly been created as a social experiment of social mixing (westlands being a place which I am yet to venture to may I add) is only classed as being droitwich as it sits northish off an a38 island away from droitwich. Perhaps if u read a little history and looked at the map of the place you’d see that unlike redditch and some similar places, droitwich is not an overspill.
    So your social perception and classification on the chaviness of Worcester and the shire may be correct however factually, the parent thread/statement lacks historical and geographical knowledge and depth.

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  5. Lowestoft Appreciation Society says:

    Well my Ex moved here, so he is really in his element, and his Family aren’t far away…

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  6. Pigeon says:

    “The westlands which was named boycott by the council” – Actually it was the other way round. It was originally called “Boycott” back in the days when chavs were still called “yobboes” or “juvenile delinquents” and the term “chav” hadn’t been invented. Whatever they were called, it was still full of them and had a bad reputation from the start. The dumb-ass council thought they could rescue its reputation by simply changing the name and so it was renamed “Westlands”. Naturally, this had about as much effect on the reputation as when Windscale was renamed to Sellafield, ie. none at all, but then moronic stupidity is a characteristic of all councils everywhere and Droitwich is no exception.

    (Side comment: The dark grey on black colour scheme of this website is incredibly hard to read, may I suggest that it is changed to something with a bit more contrast?)

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