Where do we even start?
* Fact: Sunderland was voted the 3rd crappest city/town in Britain.
* Fact: The popualtion of Sunderland, 283,090 (And growing thanks to the many pregnant chavettes), I would say about 80% are chavs.
* Fact: Our crime is poor too, sexual offences, violent crime and theft are all on the up and are higher than the national average. (I’ve seen policemen on pedal bikes chasing chavs in stolen cars. You might not belive it but I really have seen it!)
So, there are three things you might not have known about “sunny” Sunderland, but what about other things:
Nightlife? – Well, some famous places that chavs go rave, shag and beat people up are “The New Monkey”, “Annabels” and “Lush”. These places at night time are crawling with scum. Chavs all looking to find a spare fag and a fight, while, Chavettes all shouting “he’s not worth it” at their brothers/boyfriends (I don’t know!)
Food? – There is a variety of resteraunts, which provide employment for the older chavs and the less skilled among them all. They range from McDonalds to Burger King and from KFC to Greggs, yes, we have ‘em all!
Housing? – Sunderland is infamous for their hosing estates, like Hendon and the East End, which is where only some of the murders are seen. Estates like Plains Farm, Ryhope and Thorney Close would be a welcome surprise when visiting Sunderland, but, there is an estate that takes the cake when it looks like s**t: Pennywell! Its modern day Bosnia, only with worse crime and poorer schools!
Shopping? – With the brand new Bridges open there’s loads for chavs to buy. Poundland, always could for a chav to buy a pack of permanent markers to sniff at.
Argos, for the ‘Little Miss Chav’
JJB Sports and Allsports, for the tracky bottoms and Le Coq Sportif hoodies
New Look, for the middle class slag.
FCUK, well, it might be an FCUK shop or just a knock-off shop, I can’t really tell.
Crowtree Leisure Centre, mini chavs trying to swim(or going for a wash) always good for a laugh.
There are Ca$h Converters too and even a cinima, where fart spray is always the fresh fraguence when you enter. – ITS ALL WORTH A LOOK WHEN YOU’RE A CHAV!
(And finally) Transport – Sunderland has gone through a revolution when it comes to transport, we’ve got the Metro system which runs many a person from Sunderland to our friends in Tyneside and Newcastle, but recent reports show chavs a using this place for a Happyslap or two, our local paper (The Sunderland Echo) gave us an insight into what chavs do, eg Shag and set old peoples hair on fire, chavs are apparently going to be band from using the system, ha, that’ll be the day! With our revolution complete with the transport industry in Sunderland all I can say is the Parklane Interchange, bosses said that they play classical music in order drive away the masses of chavs, has it worked? Has it hell!
And on that note, I’ll leave you with my hopes and wishes on that you’ll never visit Sunderland as long as you live.
sunderland is s**t so is newcastle..
its all about TEESSIDE
WERE MIDDLESBROUGH!!
well, iam a greek who studied in sunderland. So my opinion should count more for sunderland residents rather than a briton.
Before i go to sunderland i was already told that it was a city with big crime scale but with good university. In fact, the british council somehow wanted to send as more foreign students as possible to sunderland possibly forced by british government in order to re-evaluate, revitalize the city of sunderland (imagine students as business). That works well but:
1)Sunderland is not as famous as newcastle. Newcastle is more cosmopolitan city and i don’t know why. I think is the design of city centre of newcastle that attracts more visitors or it is more advertised city all-around the world.
2)Sunderland was not designed properly as a city. It was directed for working-class people, so the city resembles that orientation and not a city that is designed for investments or tourism. Probable, they didn’t know it during middle ages in order to change the city then. Even the city centre is not large for 300.000 people.
3)ah yes the chavs. I didn’t know the name but i learned it. Yes, it is a problem but aisthetically. When, i enter a city i prefer people with costumes or typical casual dressing style and not athletic uniforms!!! disgusting picture simply. Change that fashion pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in general, good typical england city that needs innovation.
Ntinos Sunderland 1999-2003
The problem with Sunderland is its status its not a City by any means as for working in a call centre what’s wrong with that? 9-5 mon-Fri for £21000 a year god I must be foolish. the problem with Sunderland is expectations we are a city only 12 miles from the capitol of the north east. Our council also insist centering everything around the bridges leaving the outskirts of the city to rott
Why does it always have to be turned round into something
about Newcastle? You Mackems are embarrassing! Inferior little cretins.
The people of Sunderland are cracking. Very friendly, good natured and like a laugh.
There are some very nice areas in and around Sunderland as well. The nightlife is canny, lots of bars/pubs in short walking distance.
The city centre does need considerable investment and the city is being held back due to its lack of business opportunities and failure to attract investment in the area. It has huge potential, hopefully this will be realised.
I’ve seen a hell of a lot worse on my travels around the country, I actually enjoy living in Sunderland.
Newcastle is nearby and has a fantastic city centre, however the areas around the city are an absolute mess and certainly worse than Sunderland’s problem areas. Elswick, Fawdon, Walker, Byker, Scotswood and Benwell to name but a few are seriously bad.
I live in sunderland and only thing missing to make it worst town in the country is the black gangs! (Not racist either)
You want chav central? You got it!
Unemployment is 3rd worst in the country but I believe its because every firm that advertises jobs gets zero applicants.so they relocate elsewhere. No body especially the young want to work in this town and I speak from a position as personal manager at work.
Most people in this town think as soon as they reach adulthood its their right to claim benefits n then knock kids out to claim more benefits.
Skiddup like, on a mish etc
Yes, like any other town, there is a minority of scum in Sunderland, but the majority of us, are ‘normal’ people. More to the fact, the ‘chav rate’ is actually going down, and that’s backed up by the crime statistics going down, and the GCSE, A Level and university grades rocketing up in the past 3 years. On top of that, even chavs here are welcoming as long as you don’t offend them, it’s homely, the history of this city is eye popping, it played a key role in WW1 and 2. Most people commenting on here have the same problems as us in their towns, I don’t see the need to be so hypocritical!
I agree with Alix, The point is at least people in Sunderland care about “Their City”, yes there are many problems, and many issues, and crime can be bad… But I fell out of my wheelchair in the East End, people stopped to help me, would the same thing happen “Down South”….. Well all I know is I fell back and split my head open in London ……Guess what People stepped over me!!!
Yes you get Idiots whereever you go, And as far as Mack’ems being “Charvers” well Kate Adie is a Mack’em!!!! is she a “Charver” or
does that bit of reality prove that all the anti Sunderland posts have been written by pig ignorant “Students” who have never done a days “Graft” in their lives, and only go to University to avoid the reality that they might have to work one day soon???? As a disabled person, I am not working at the moment, But I always try to giveback a little something to Sunderland every time I am back up… So if you want a education go to Sunderland University, but do NOT walk around with your snotty friggin’ attitude thinking that you have the “God given right” too look down your noses at everyone else!!!
I am in a wheelchair, and even I would give the snotty students a slap!!! they come up to Sunderland, get an education……..and then…….Piss off to London, with not so much as a thankyou or f**k all! …Ungreatful bastards!
Although Sunderland isn’t a particularly nice place this was obviously written by a newcastle fan, massive over exaggeration, most cities in the UK have similar problems. You will find chavs in every city.
I have to say I absolutely hate it! The majority of females between 15-30 are either pregnant, mothers, mothers to be or grandmothers! Most of them think life is about sponging off taxpayers and they have no shame in doing so. Their partners (if they know which local chav is the Dad) either have jobs – drug dealer, copper piping thief or general call centre worker or is also on benefits just waiting for their turn on Jeremy Kyle!
Anyone older than that is so ignorant to a multicultural society and anything more south than Durham that they are probably not worth speaking to. Don’t even get me started on the pathetic shopping and restaurants…its just a Greggs-fest, every few yards you will come across a pasty swilling chav.
I feel sick living here.
I absolutely can not believe what i have just came across.
How dare you write something like this about sunderland you are quite clearly a jumped up geordie prick who has nothing better to do with your time.
I lived in sunderland all of my life and in pennywell for 13 years of it.
Obviously there are charvas and crime the same as in any city in the country.
Ive visited various places around the country and they all have the same issues.
So get a grip you total loser, youve probably had a bad experience well if you come to sunderland with an attitude you deserve abuse if you ask me.
And so what if we think sunderland is the best place in the world haha at least we have pride and passion about where we are from and lets be honest, we do.
This whole post basically comes down to jealousy, so just get over it.
Well Id just like to say Ive had loads and I mean loads of people on my show,scum basically thats all they are scum,and the people from Sunderland well my god what can I say?APES sums them up nicely,all on benifits,learnt behaver from their parents see? oh yes thats what it is,parents are beer monsters coming home from the pub,beating the wife black and blue,sodimising the bull terrier.Yep scum,should have put something on the end of it,or better still castrate em so they cant breed anymore beer monsters.Turn on the telly,”cops with cameras”there they are Sunderlands finest,big fat arsed birds with tattoes and beer guts vomiting on each other cos they cant believe how ugly each other are,youd have to be drunk to have sex with them,mind you theyd have sex with anyone.And the men ha ha “men”APES,all got crew cuts,dopey looking faces on em,beer monsters,live in council flats,theyd live anywhere if its free,were all paying for them,us that work for a living.If you stuck them in with the monkeys at the zoo the monkeys would leave in disgust,dont blame them,APES nothing but dirty god dam APES.
Oh, yes, of course you’re Jeremy Kyle, you’re not some fat, sweaty, lo-life geordie, sitting on an old computer chair in front of a hand-me-down computer at all, are you? f**k off you ignorant piece of s**t!
Even though I described Sunderland as one big arsehole in relation to another nearby town being its haemorroid (I’ll leave you to guess which one), having recently discovered the horrors of Middlesbrough and Teesside, it doesn’t seem so bad now. It might be loaded with beer-soaked, illiterate hucksters with Brut aftershave for blood, but they are beer-soaked, illiterate hucksters with Brut aftershave for blood you can trust not to headbutt you for looking at them the wrong way 80% of the time.
Chantelle what a chav name haha just proving that chavs are scum and can’t resist a ‘fight’ which only ever exists via the internet because your too pathetic or pissed on your Bella to have an intellectual discussion or throw a punch.
I went to uni in sunderland last year and it was the worst decision i’ve ever made. full of ignorant prats who profess that ‘sunderland is the best place in the world’ GET OUT OF YOUR BOX!! Am now living in brighton, and it IS the best place in the world!!
Aye ya hit the nail on the head son glad i dont live there crappy little scum hole am tellin ya them mackem chavs are the scum of the earth stuff likke this make me proud to be a jordie likke x
learn to spell you geordie retard
Mackam chavs aren’t so bad, it’s the older residents I can’t abide – they’re some of the most pig-ignorant, unwarrantedly self important cocks on the face of God’s Green Earth. I worked there for years so don’t try and tell me different. Nothing but fat termagant fishwives discuss their vaginal shaving habits, ankle tattoos, marriages / pregnancies / holidays / divorces with the grace of Bernard Manning and the wit of a cinderblock.
chantelle love it i love sunderland and am proud to be a mackam
yoos who wrote this are full of s**t..Sunderland is f**king mint..f**king snobby c**ts, we are real peeple if ya deent like it just f**k off..and Hendon Crew won`t come and dee yas in
RIGHT THIS IS WHAT A THINK;
all the people who hate sunderland must be f**king chav’s themselves!.
xxxx! for all who hate it : bunch of dicks! xxxx :@
probablys where you cum from it probablys will have privtae schools and gorgeous housing estates full of posh pigs and snobs!.
At least at sunderland people have manners and help people out! unlike probablys were you come from and yeah ano some chav;s knock about the streets drinking and raving thats them like they say you can’t judge a book by it’s cover. if you hate sunderland you obviously havent been here long enough to realise how homely and hospitable it is so…. for all who hate it f**k OFF!! and stop slaggin of our country if you dont like it jog on freaks!!! all who love sunderland well done mateys
So Scumderland is a COUNTRY now is it? From fishing village to city to country status in 20 years? typical mackem…